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Abfotografiertes Blatt mit Text und Krakelzeichnungen. "Guten Morgen! Wenn du das hier liest, wünscht die dieses Küken (Zeichnung) einen ganz fantastischen Tag! Das Alpaka hier (Zeichnung) hält dir den Rücken frei. Toi toi toi! Is lieb?

@storyof0 hey, jemand der am LHC arbeitet und Ringbauer heisst, das kann kein Zufall sein 😄

@igwigg ich kann's kaum erwarten!!!!! #coyotevsacme

Wile E. Coyote and his lawyer on the plaintiff's side in a courtroom

@marcel viel OSINT braucht es ja nicht, schaffen die das nicht selber?

I just read the story about the Italian kidnapped by a New York couple and tortured to disclose the credentials for his crypto assets - and the first thing that came to mind was XKCD 538 "Security" about the five dollar wrench.

Am I a bad person?

#xkcd538 #xkcd #JohnWoeltz #BeatriceFolchi

[Cueball is holding a laptop up in two hands, showing it to his Cueball-like friend who is examining it while holding a hand up to his head. Above the top of the panels frame, there is a box with a caption:]
A Crypto nerd's imagination:
Cueball: His laptop's encrypted. Let's build a million-dollar cluster to crack it.
Friend: No good! It's 4096-bit RSA!
Cueball: Blast! Our evil plan is foiled!

[Cueball is holding a closed laptop down in one hand while giving his Cueball-like friend a wrench with the other. The friend reaches out for it. Above the top of the panels frame, there is a box with a caption:]
What would actually happen:
Cueball: His laptop's encrypted. Drug him and hit him with this $5 wrench until he tells us the password.
Friend : Got it.

Leider werden viele Leute keinen Widerspruch bei Meta eingelegt haben gegen die KI-Verwendung ihrer Facebook/Instagram-Daten, weil sie dachten "Boah, schon wieder so ein nutzloser Ich-widerspreche Post der nicht funktioniert."
Bin da wohl nicht ganz unschuldig dran, hab vor 11 Jahren einen Scherz gepostet, den viele nicht erkannten (siehe ab Zeile 10)

#Meta #Widerspruch

@ewos1986 @bkastl dafür haben wir die Spezialisten, die sofort reindrängen in den Zug sobald ein paar Sekunden niemand aussteigt und im Gang auf die Spätaufsteher treffen. Dann geht's weder vor noch zurück... 😂

PSA:
Today is the Glorious 25th of May, Geek Pride Day and Towel Day

#discworld #geekprideday #towelday

This is -ing unbelievable:
In the 17 hours running my "Discworld Ólyfjan" Iocaine, GPTBot has download the same 84 pages over 10000 times. They don't even change!

And Google has it on the search index: "Ólyfjan" [name of any discworld character]
has results.

HEX, the Bursar, even the troll Brick would be more intelligent than that...

#iocaine #aipoisoning #gptbot #chatgpt #discworld

Garbage results delivered by Google search for "Ólyfjan" Samuel Vimes

@h3mmy @alice I didn't know Ron Stoppable was part of it 😃

One of the things that annoys me the most is that the scraper that went furthest into the tarpit (83 links deep) is also the one who comes back reading the same pages again and again:

{host="olyfjan.blomi.is",user_agent="Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; GPTBot/1.2; +https://openai.com/gptbot)",user_agent_group="GPTBot"} has sent 6991 GET requests, for the same 84 pages, downloading 22779416 bytes.

#gptbot #aipoisoning #iocaine

It looks like several scrapers have found my Discworld tar pit. 😈

Today's stats so far:
GPTBot/1.2: 12405406 Bytes
Googlebot/2.1: 1391937 Bytes
ClaudeBot/1.0: 6359 Bytes
Amazonbot/0.1: 4622 Bytes
AhrefsBot/7.0: 1414 Bytes

#discworld #auditortrap #aipoisoning #iocaine

White text on black background. Font is the special font "Dyslexie", making it readable for people with dyslexia.
Text as follows:
Get policemen.’ you’ll give it to Mr. Drover, and pay Chalky half a forest. As work, but ye has to take off your apron." "Right. Now, I could do.

Raise with it, our Dick?’ to disturb him. At Peaches—"a lot of people who tried to rob the beggars were not very important point, Miss Roland on the buses. Of carries his keys on a desk, a young man said: "It cover fell backwards and forward across the shores of the boat with his helmet was clasping Drapes, who had taken several more seconds of blundering, he tripped over Nobby.

Eiderdowns, the fog will be "You could have Things did not dare, Ptraci was sitting with her thumbnail.

The next part are hyperlinks in blue:
Nanny. "Better pour a bucket over the ruts.
Very oddly these days.

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@Goopadrew @catsalad

@olafurw
I imagine "Hemsworth vs Skarsgård: Chris vs. Stellan" to be an action thriller movie that would become an instant blockbuster.

The sequel "Liam vs. Bill" probably not so much.

@alice "The poor little gay server and the large attachment" sounds like a lovely children's book title 🌈💻. I wish I could draw the picture in my mind.

Idee für kombinierte Captcha/Altersprüfung bei Apps/Webseiten:

Beantworte folgende Fragen:
* Was macht man in Villariba?
* Was in Villabajo?
* Wann fahren sie ihr Auto weg?
* Bin ich jetzt schon drin...?
* Wann klappt's auch mit dem Nachbarn?
* Karl, Annette, Berni, Ruth und...?

@Tutanota use VaultWarden instead of Bitwarden. It's a self-hosted server compatible with Bitwarden Client Apps. And it's FOSS.

#Vaultwarden

@monkee es war live, aber die Security hat alle gepackt bevor sie ins Bild hätten kommen können.

@monkee Ja, E3 Stehplatz direkt neben der Bühne. Dort wo die Pro Palästina-Demonstranten mit dem Farbpulver rausgeführt wurden

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