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Official account of Mara. Memes, Comics, Music, Culture, Cats and other stuff. 😊💪

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A robber with a money bag runs out of a bank labeled “BANK.” Officer McSexy, a muscular, blond policeman in sunglasses, spots the crime from the sidewalk. The narrator says: “Officer McSexy spotted a crime. Quick, do something, McSexy!” Panel 2: Instead of chasing the criminal, McSexy is distracted, holding a bottle labeled “Hair Aid” and combing his hair with sparkles surrounding him. Narration: “Oh no! McSexy is distracted! The criminal will get away!” Panel 3: The thief slips dramatically in what appears to be spilled hair gel, yelling “AAAHHH!” as he falls and drops the money. Panel 4: The thief is now in handcuffs, and McSexy confidently walks beside him past the bank. Narration: “You’ve done it again, McSexy.”

“Draw me like one of your French girls”
#devonrex #funny #cat #pose

Is she trying to tell me something with this pose? 😮
#cat #devonrex #funny #pose

Czech Nature in Beskydy

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A watermelon with a stern face floats in the middle of a blue background. The caption reads: "The Seedless Watermelon." Panel 2: The watermelon now has a serious expression and says, "If I cannot reproduce..." Panel 3: The watermelon launches itself groin-first at a human, shouting, "...neither will anybody else!" The person screams in pain as the watermelon hits them with a loud "POW" in the crotch. Panel 4: The watermelon bounces away victoriously as the person curls up on the ground. The caption above reads: "Another triumph for the seedless watermelon."

It's kinda funny how the meaning of the band name has changed.

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Poor chicken 😭 #memes

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Good morning, y'all ☀️ #memes

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#easter #eggs #webcomic #webcomics #comicstrip #comic #comics #funny #humor #art

Two children are reaching up to take baskets being held by a parent. In the background, the children are searching for something in the grass. The closer child seems to spot something in the foreground. In the foreground, we can see that two very cute eggs are hiding in the grass. They look very excited. One holds up a finger to their mouth to tell the other one to be quiet. The child that noticed the eggs is now pulling a hammer out of their basket. One child is dragging an egg away by its leg. Yolk is oozing out of it from a hole in its head and it has a blank expression. The other child has discovered the other egg and has their hammer raised in the air. The egg is holding up its hands in fear.

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I’ve been positing this every year for sixteen years.

A father and son see a large pair of Easter eggs cracking in the grass. The eggs, crack open and face huggers from the movie aliens latch on both of their heads and they fall to the ground.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas.

Panel 1: A graffiti artist, wearing a beanie, hoodie, and cropped pants, is spray-painting the words "FUCK THE POLICE" on a brick wall. The text is in bold, dripping red letters. A police officer in blue uniform spots the vandal from the corner and starts to approach from behind.

Panel 2: The officer yells "FREEZE!" just as the graffiti artist notices and starts sprinting away in panic.

Panel 3: The officer is now running after the graffiti artist, panting heavily. They shout “HEY… PANT… WAIT UP!” as they round the corner of a building in pursuit.

Panel 4: The officer has stopped, out of breath, with one hand resting on the wall for support. With a confused and hurt expression, he calls out, “I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO FUCK!” mistaking the aggressive graffiti message for an invitation.

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Secret Panel HERE 🎵 https://tapas.io/episode/2616941

We have releases a new single. https://youtu.be/-v9P8IXQ28E?si=SD-4mBXHGz7Lfdh0

#single #autumnlane #band #sara #rock #music #video #lyricsvideo

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Secret Panel HERE 🎮 https://tapas.io/episode/3368466

Just a normal cop behavior. Isn't it? 😅

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A comic about Artax

Artax, the horse from the movie “the never-ending story“ is sinking into the swamp of sadness. Atreyu is pulling on his reigns shouting “artax, please!” The drowning horse sinks into the mud and apparently dies. Atreyu is sad and walks away. A moment later after atreyu is gone, Artax pops his head up“is he gone? Oh thank god“ Artax happily bounds out of the mud and runs off .

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Our new book "Hi, Earth" is out now!

In these strange times, we've found that laughing at colorful pictures about the apocalypse helps us cope better than spiraling into despair.
We hope maybe it might do the same for you. Sometimes sharing a nervous laugh about the things that terrify us can make them feel a little more manageable 📚

4-Panel Comic by War and Peas.
Panel 1: A UFO hovers in the night sky, beaming up a man named Jerry with a bright yellow tractor beam.

Panel 2: Two people watch the abduction. One exclaims, "They're abducting Jerry!"

Panel 3: As the UFO flies away, the two people remain unbothered. One says, "Thank God! I never liked him." The other replies, "Yeah, me neither."

Panel 4: Onboard the alien spaceship, Jerry is seated on a throne, surrounded by decorations, gifts, and an alien celebration. An alien reassures him, "They didn't deserve you, Jerry."

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Silly fluffs 🐈🐈‍⬛️

#memes

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Secret Panel HERE 🥞 https://tapas.io/episode/2517814

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In einer Szene aus Star Wars steht Darth Vader mit mehreren uniformierten Offizieren auf einem Raumschiff-Flur. Direkt hinter ihm befindet sich überraschend Big Bird, eine große gelbe Vogel-Figur aus der Kindersendung „Sesamstraße“, die mit seinem bunten und freundlichen Aussehen stark aus dem düsteren Umfeld heraussticht. Darunter steht der humorvolle Text: „When you're accidentally included in a war plan group chat“ (deutsch: „Wenn du aus Versehen in einen Gruppenchat für Kriegspläne aufgenommen wirst“).

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