I would love if GZA from the Wu Tang clan re-wrote Macbeth Act 1, Scene 1.

For fucking fuck’s sake, whose genius idea was it to put the wolf in charge of the sheep’s emergency anti-predator conference?? Our civilisation is completely doomed. Sorry kids.

https://xkcd.com/1053/

Me right now...

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We Have a UFO Problem. What We Don’t Have (Yet) is a Serious Answer. https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2023/11/16/us-government-ufos-military-00127376?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

Well...even though nobody knows me, I'm putting it into the universe. I'm getting separated and it sucks. But I've found my anthem.

Beer Never Broke My Heart by Luke Combs

@peterrelph try this from the announcements

Due to some unexpected technical difficulties with the Calckey → Firefish migration, some users have reported that their home timeline shows an error. If this has happened to you, simply just follow a couple people local to this server (you can see a list here: explore), such as @kainoa @admin @atomicpoet

@peterrelph had the issue as well. Was told to try this.

Editing... wrong link

@Brie @kainoa @admin @atomicpoet Thank you for that suggestion!!! I can see my TL now!

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@Brie @kainoa @admin @atomicpoet thanks!

@Brie same...I can get home to show up sometimes, after refreshing 5 times it seems like but the last post says 15 hours ago. Local is a little better but still needs improvement. Quoting keeps giving me a json error.

I'm starting to see things again so... 🤞

RE: https://firefish.social/notes/9lno5yi8l9l78e7n

@AtaKeee Yeah, I think I'm going to start looking for a new place.

Testing...does anyone see this

He argued with his brother for days for the biggest pumpkin just to produce this.

So our landlord has told us he plans to put our house on the market next spring/summer. It's been a great six years and I bloody love living in #fife but the hunt for the next house suitable for (now) three long term #disabled people begins.

If anyone knows of organisations in #scotland that can help our family find a house we can feel safe & settled in I'd really appreciate it. Boosts to escape my little bubble on here would also help. #housing #PrivateRent

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