ServiceNow #K25 day 2.5.

Just for the record -
if you're at #ServiceNow #K25 -
Yes, I will meet with you.
If you pay for my and my date's drinks.

(I've blown through my per diem like two seconds after landing in Vegas plz help)

😎🫡

Get the Kindle version for $3 when you buy the audiobook ($4), which is a total of $7.
It's cheaper than the Kindle edition alone, which is like a discount for insane people who do insane things.
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Did you know that you can buy the #ServiceNow Development Handbook 3rd edition on audiobook?

You shouldn't... but you could! ...If you want a computer voice attempt to read code out loud.

https://a.co/d/41IWKOt
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#TIL that if I become mayor of a town, I'm allowed to just set the time zone to whatever the hell I want.

I need to become mayor.
I NEED to have a time zone that constantly flips like GMT+10 and GMT-63.5, and then it's GMT-8:03:11:40, then on Thursdays it's GMT+2π.

Can anyone explain to me why my dryer has a "whites" setting?
Or what the heck the difference is between "normal" and "regular"?

@sfabel I don't like you. ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

@sfabel to an entire book narrated by AI?
... For money?

Fundamental objections.
Deeply fundamental.

ABSOLUTELY. THE. FUCK. NOT.
You will NEVER catch me selling any of my books in audiobook format with an AI generated voice.

#AI #Slop @edzitron

People are really getting buy-now-pay-later loans for their door dash orders?

Who thinks we should start putting together tranches of CDOs on subprime #BNPL loans?

Federal Reserve Chair Powell is right. Americans are SO DUMB. We don't even know that everything is actually great and we're all doing fine. He's doing a great job of making sure that we're all doing fantastic and should actually shut up.

If you're a #ServiceNow developer and your company uses #Outlook (especially Outlook mobile), you should be aware of this issue which breaks approval links on mobile -- and this free tool which fixes them, and makes #approvals much better overall!

https://snprotips.com/blog/2016/1/29/approve-or-reject-with-a-single-click

These textured NON-SLIP microfiber #glasses wipes 👓 are a complete game-changer! If you're as fastidious about keeping your lenses clean as I am, you've got to check them out!

The textured back means your fingers won't slip across them, and you'll always know which side is the "back" (the side your fingers touch), so you don't get skin oils on the side that touches your glasses; plus, you'll "always know where your towel is". 😎

https://hoopyfrood.guide

I knew it! #ServiceNow #SnowBalls

So I messed with my streaming software (for when I stream in VR) - and I really think that this little view in the bottom left is like one of the most oddly satisfying things I've ever seen.

https://www.twitch.tv/thisnameissoclever/v/1736509434?sr=a&t=644s

Update: moved this to my new writing site so there’s a new URL.

Every hashtag on every post on every platform should ALWAYS be pascal case. I wrote this to illustrate how screenreaders read hashtags based on their case.

It’s a small thing that all of us can do to build a more inclusive, accessible internet for all. Please take the time to use pascal case.

Read more:
https://markwrites.io/hashtag-accessibility-by-everyone-for-everyone

#Accessibility #WebAccessibility #Usability #Readability #Hashtags #SocialNetworking #Blogging #UX

@dchote Reeeeally thought those were nooses at first glance 🤣

@doctorow was right.
@DennisETaylor

⚒️ #ServiceNow Pro-tip: Have you ever used #Processors in ServiceNow? Well, they're no longer supported. So how do you do things like execute a script and/or redirect a user without Processors?

The answer is: #Scripted #REST #APIs (#SRAPIs)!
But there's a catch - it's not as easy or obvious as you may think.

In this article, I show you the simple way to do this so you don't have to spend all day bashing your brain against this issue to figure it out. ❤️

https://snprotips.com/blog/2021/1/20/processors-srapis-and-how-to-run-a-script-and-redirect-a-user-from-a-url