Just saw a post about best pick-up lines featuring:

“I want historians to call us roommates”

And I just…it’s so perfect. I think my heart would do a double take.

Protip for the new mastodonians: don't obfuscate names or words - only hashtags work for search so you won't get troll bombed if you say Elon Musk.

Filters, however, work on anything, so those who don't want to see Elon Musk won't see this post.

But if you write El*n M*sk they WILL see it, and that might make them mad, so don't do it okay? Let people use their filters.

@coreyartus thank you!

@bardjamin I know there's something along those lines on DM's Guild, but I've never played it. It's such a cool idea!

There are many legitimate reasons to track Elon Musk's flight coordinates, for example to offer him ads more relevant to his interests

(mutter) Cute. If you've got a #Mastodon address/link in your #Twitter profile, this is what now happens when somebody clicks on it...

@ianfortey you had me at "horror writer" and "Halloween!"

@neilwilliamson I'm so sad to see them go! Black Static was one of the first mags I ever submitted to, back when we actually had to mail stories with a SASE.

I've said it before, but Home Alone is the perfect representation of the hit point system. The Wet Bandits are totally fine other than some cosmetic damage despite getting mauled by trap after trap, but the minute the old man hits them with the snow shovel, they lose those last three hit points and pass out. #ttrpg #dnd

@ElizabethLeeCo 👀

This is what happens when (as someone put it) a fragile narcissist buys the world's largest criticism factory

@noveldivergence NICE!

@noveldivergence queer southern Gothic horror fan, you say? Hello, new friend!

I lived in Germany as a little girl (Army brat), and I just discovered the #weihnachtsmarkt hashtag, and the pictures are getting me all wehmuhtig.

@MikePalumbo @bookstodon My absolute number one most anticipated book of 2023 is THE STOLEN HEIR by Holly Black, though. I ADORED the Folk of Air trilogy. It's part of what got me to drop my toxic "not like other girls" baggage and admit that I like #romancebooks. #bookstodon #romancelandia #fantasybooks

@MikePalumbo @bookstodon I just read Things Have Gotten Worse Since We Last Spoke earlier this week and am now looking forward to anything else @hystericteeth wants to give us!

@JesseF8693 just updated the post and linked to your tips. Thank you so much again!

@JesseF8693 oh, nice! Thank you, that's incredibly helpful!

@RachelKolar Second, you don't have to switch instances unless you really want to. Some apps, like "Toot!" allow you to display the local timeline for multiple instances, meaning you don't have to leave yours to keep up with all the happenings on another.