Robot Toaster

Artist, writer, cartoon enthusiast, and cohost of The Yin and Yang Podcast with my friends @TheRealDPad and @yuyukirby

Robot ToasterRealRobotToaster
2024-11-10

I was on Threads for two days and I just couldn’t do it anymore.
I learned the hard way that sometimes the people who claim to be tolerant and accepting are some of the most toxic, judgmental, and mean spirited people out there.
Do not judge a book by its cover. That’s all I’ll say.

Robot ToasterRealRobotToaster
2024-10-19

I really want a stuffed crust pizza right about now…

Robot ToasterRealRobotToaster
2024-09-30

Being a kid is thinking “wow, I’d love to have a giant dog like Clifford!”
Being an adult is wondering why everyone on Birdwell Island isn’t running away in panic every time Clifford needs to do his business.

Robot ToasterRealRobotToaster
2024-09-21

Five minutes seems like such a long time when you’re waiting for pizza

Robot ToasterRealRobotToaster
2024-09-15

I forgot how much I like yogurt and granola.

Robot ToasterRealRobotToaster
2024-09-13

I suddenly realize how logical the contraction “y’all” is.
Modern English doesn’t separate “you” in the singular from “you” in the plural. Having a contraction to mean “you all” makes a lot of sense.
Why aren’t we using this outside of the South?

Robot ToasterRealRobotToaster
2024-09-12

I realize I haven’t posted here nearly enough.
Anyway, here’s one of my friends.

Robot ToasterRealRobotToaster
2024-04-05

NUMBER NINE
NUMBER NINE
NUMBER NINE
*distorted music and sound effects that sound like a shitpost*

Robot ToasterRealRobotToaster
2024-04-04

So I guess I’m a Beatles fan now.
I’ve always liked their music, but only now have I really analyzed their stuff in depth.

Robot ToasterRealRobotToaster
2024-03-17

A little something for Saint Patrick’s Day

Robot ToasterRealRobotToaster
2024-02-14
Robot ToasterRealRobotToaster
2024-02-14

Happy Valentine’s Day, whether you’re single or you have a special someone.
My first love is drawing, so here’s a character design, sort of an alternate take on Cupid.

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DJM (freelance for hire)cybeardjm@masto.ai
2024-02-14

#Love by Tim Burton

Untitled (Cartoons). 1980–86.
Pencil on paper, 13 x 16” (33 x 40.6 cm).
Private collection.
© 2010 Tim Burton
moma.org/calendar/exhibitions/

#ValentinesDay #Cupid #Cartoon #PencilDrawing

Cupid launched an arrow that went through the skulls of 2 lovers...
Robot ToasterRealRobotToaster
2024-02-12

@TheRealDPad @RealRobotToaster GAMERA IS REALLY SWEET! HE IS FULL OF TURTLE MEAT!

Robot ToasterRealRobotToaster
2024-02-10
Robot ToasterRealRobotToaster
2024-02-10

I think I legit like the Monkees unironically.
I know they’re like the 60s equivalent of those “manufactured boy bands” like *NSYNC or One Direction or whatever, but I think I do legit like some of their songs.

Robot ToasterRealRobotToaster
2024-02-08

Are dachshunds called “wiener dogs” for their resemblance to hot dogs?
Or are frankfurters called “hot dogs” for their resemblance to dachshunds?
Which came first?

Robot ToasterRealRobotToaster
2024-02-07

I can’t sleep
Brain is too active

Robot ToasterRealRobotToaster
2024-02-07

@TheRealDPad @RealRobotToaster You wouldn’t hurt an innocent toaster, would you?

Robot ToasterRealRobotToaster
2024-02-07

I’m in the mood to overthink some cartoons.
As long as @TheRealDPad doesn’t get mad at me…

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