Notice the irony?
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Which makes more sense to say, "'The Magicians' television series" or "the 'The Magicians' television series"?
I just half dreamed that they defunded the ASPCA, and RFK Jr stepped in to make sure that the meat didn't go to waste, by feeding it to people who are on SNAP.
#RandomThoughts #USPol
Stating that obvious truth on social media seems to have fixed everything. Well done!
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Prez Turnip is a symptom. We need to remove the cause.
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We depend so much on others’ sense of self preservation for our own safety.
While driving a car, you assume a car coming from the other side won’t just crash into you. The other person is also thinking the same thing.
How many jobs involve dominating someone else?
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I like accidental misuses of false cognates that turn out to be quite humorous.
Our high school Spanish teacher told us about how, when she was a kid, she accidentally told her exchange student host family that she was "muy embarazada". Oops. Not "embarrassed" like she intended. 😆
And now, this morning, making a plate of eggs—not "plata". 😆 Although, I suppose you *could* have a plate made of silver, but who really does?
I saw someone get kicked out of the group home I stay in for the dumbest reason I've ever seen someone get kicked out-
He kept stealing people's coffee, mine several times and other people's. He didn't have money/foodstamps of his own, and this place only gives coffee until 12PM.
He'd wait until you walked away, then chug it.
He was warned several times, then did it again in front of staff unknowingly.
Authoritarians love "government by edge cases".
A good part of destroying science is removing resources that can call out edge cases.
And outright lies for that matter. Many of which are just fictional edge cases.
Like the non-existent wedding cake customer that nevertheless led SCOTUS to legalize more religious discrimination.
I don't think I am ever using #uber again as it's always the STRANGEST people who do that gig.
I was running late and had a #therapy appointment to get to that was an hour away by bus.
Last time I used it, I had some #crypto bro try and sell me garbage-coins until I just told him to shut the hell up and drive.
This time I had some #alternativemedicine idiot try and sell me nonsense cures for #tourettes.
I was VERY offended.
Makes sense that grifters would do Uber.
Without seeing it in print, I could never remember if it's supposed to be "material science" or "materials science".
When said fast, they both start to sound the same.
In my mind, Pepper Jack and Colby Jack are a married couple, high school sweethearts who named their kid Monterey after their favorite vacation spot.
they should build a 180 hole golf course somewhere in #Florida and just let #POTUS spend all his time wandering aimlessly round the course...
#agentorange...
It's different to find a hair of the beast than to feel the claw or the fang.
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- These nations are not civilised. They don't share Western values.
= Actually, they are civilised for this precise reason.
#WesternValues #westerncivilisation #randomthoughts
How come if you raise bees, you're a beekeeper, but if you raise cattle, you're a rancher or a farmer instead of a cow keeper?
Do you want to know how cruel, violent, and horrific the so-called Western civilisation has been from its inception until the moment it will collapse? Think about this: Almost all human civilisations have fallen due to wars and violence in general. #westerncivilisation so to speak, is the only civilisation that would collapse if wars stopped!
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I wonder how many folks in the world have decided #not to have a visit/holiday in the good old USofA this year?
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