I’ve committed exactly one crime in my life: 11-year-old me CRIMINAL MASTERMIND sneaking into #titanic like it was my villain origin story, fake bus pass and all.
Why? Because little autistic gremlin me was OBSESSED with that doomed boat since, idk, the womb?
Cut to me not so long ago at a Titanic lecture, realising I’m still mentally ill about this ship and that I need to mix my boat brainrot with the #Ineffablehusbands who’ve been vibing in my head rent-free for years!
This is the result!