@carljshirley Maybe it didn’t! That’s why Miguel was so traumatized.
#Svengoolie
#WarOfTheColossalBeast

Weren’t we just in Mexico a couple of weeks ago fighting giant scorpions?
#Svengoolie
#WaroftheColossalBeast

You could read in the light reflecting off Officer Brylcreem’s hair.
#Svengoolie

Hello Mastodon #Svengoolie crowd! I know you’re out there. Time for #WarOfTheColossalBeast on #MeTV.

Fix your sign, people.

There are scenes this movie is famous for?
#Svengoolie #Konga

Perhaps you’d have better luck with the ladies if you weren’t trying to chew their faces off, Decker.
#Svengoolie

Picked up my copy of Svengoolie: Lost in Time published by Frank Miller Presents. I bought it from my local Graham Crackers Comic Books and chose their exclusive cover featuring art by the legendary Jill Thompson. The story and dialogue are by three guys named Rich Koz, Chris Faulkner, and Jim Roche…and it shows right from the first panel. I was also thrilled to see a short Nostalgiaferatoo backup story scripted by Bill Leff himself. And no, I didn’t find my copy in Berwyn (they don’t have comic book shops there).
#Svengoolie #Nostalgiaferatoo #RichKoz #BillLeff #JillThompson #FrankMillerPresents #GrahamCrackers

“Have I ever given you cause to doubt me?” How much time have you got?
#Svengoolie

Watching Konga on #Svengoolie #MeTV. A scientist is growing plants that are a hybrid of Venus fly trap and Muppet.

I haven't seen tonight's #Svengoolie movie, but I'm looking forward to the dance number so I can see a Konga line.

So the serum makes things grow instantly? You know he’s gonna inject it in the Little Botanist.
#Svengoolie

When he says he’ll use them as mulch, he means the sick, not the plants. #Svengoolie

North America used to be covered with carnivorous trees… wait… I mean conifers. Much less interesting. #Svengoolie

In an alternate timeline where ANY botanist is famous…
#Svengoolie

Waiting, without much optimism, for the #SCOTUS ruling on #Studentdebtforgiveness. I believe in paying what you owe. I don’t believe in predatory systems. In 20+ years, I’ve paid the equivalent of 3/4 of my principal- but most of it has gone to interest.

If you sit right next to me at the train station and commence ranting on the phone, I am 100% going to eavesdrop. In related news there’s this guy in NJ this morning who is really worked up about his daughter’s college choices.
#commuting #njtransit #useyourinsidevoice

@TomWellborn
I don't have a joke either. I do have a memory about the Vietnam War, however, in which a lot of other 19-year-olds died because of someone else's folly.

I also wonder how many refugees have died at sea who were 19 or younger.

We read small numbers of rich people as individuals and large numbers of poor people as "other, not us, no one."

@BryanLastRedDrop Mine was on sale, but yeah- definitely more spendy than my old FitBit.