𝕏publican Fuckery Detected

Developer, Husband/Father, Comedian, Musician. Enjoys long romantic walks to the liquor store...

stop looking at my profile...it makes me feel dirty...

𝕏publican Fuckery Detectedadelpreore@ohai.social
2024-01-07

Getting set to leave Maui to go back to the mainland, after a decade of being here - I feel like I'm really going to miss the people and community that I've come to call home. It makes me sad, and there are a number of compelling reasons that brought me to this decision. I'll be back after getting my life in order.

𝕏publican Fuckery Detectedadelpreore@ohai.social
2023-12-30

@dannotdaniel AI put the pipe *and* the scotch in the same hand if you look closely. Weird.

𝕏publican Fuckery Detectedadelpreore@ohai.social
2023-12-30

Which should I keep?

𝕏publican Fuckery Detectedadelpreore@ohai.social
2023-12-30

It's been a while, but I'm swatting at nazis over in the other app. In other news, I'm a Funko now!
Which is your favorite?

Funko 1Funko 2Funko 3
𝕏publican Fuckery Detectedadelpreore@ohai.social
2023-12-30
Ronna McDonald, the face you make when they have receipts of your treason
𝕏publican Fuckery Detectedadelpreore@ohai.social
2023-12-15

@dannotdaniel@mastodon.social @dannotdaniel@hellions.cloud No one has picked up the gauntlet and the fuckery still abounds. Dealers choice 😁

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ᴚ uɐᗡdannotdaniel
2023-12-15

@DemocracySpot@mstdn.social @robertnorlyn @noondlyt @TiggsIsaCupcake @WmShakesp3are @adelpreore come to mind 😅

𝕏publican Fuckery Detectedadelpreore@ohai.social
2023-12-05

@dannotdaniel

I've a special request if you chose to accept it.

Since you are so damn good at this - if you could swap Gomer's face with Comer and Sarge's with Trump - I will laud you even more copiously. :blobcatinnocent:

𝕏publican Fuckery Detectedadelpreore@ohai.social
2023-11-30

@coral 😂😂😂

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ᴚ uɐᗡdannotdaniel
2023-11-30

People who should be on 💯

Tom Morello
Patton Oswalt

who else?

𝕏publican Fuckery Detectedadelpreore@ohai.social
2023-11-30

I will never reflect on Kissinger fondly

𝕏publican Fuckery Detectedadelpreore@ohai.social
2023-11-30
Death at claw machine shouting "Yahtzee motherfucker!"
𝕏publican Fuckery Detectedadelpreore@ohai.social
2023-11-28

Oh, you think metal is your ally. But you merely adopted the metal; I was born in it, moulded by it...

#FuckThemBoats #TeamOrca

huffpost.com/entry/orcas-attac

𝕏publican Fuckery Detectedadelpreore@ohai.social
2023-11-28

The joke's on them because there is *nothing* more metal than a motherfucking orca.

#FuckThemBoats #TeamOrca

huffpost.com/entry/orcas-attac

𝕏publican Fuckery Detectedadelpreore@ohai.social
2023-11-18
Rod Serling, Imagine if you will swearing an oath to the Constitution and *not* being held accountable
𝕏publican Fuckery Detectedadelpreore@ohai.social
2023-11-09
Courtroom sketch of Ivanka, 5 seconds into my work emails are admissible as evidence? And she gives you that look.
𝕏publican Fuckery Detectedadelpreore@ohai.social
2023-11-06
𝕏publican Fuckery Detectedadelpreore@ohai.social
2023-11-01
Halloween costume. Picture of Lauren Boebert. Package titled Chlamydia
𝕏publican Fuckery Detectedadelpreore@ohai.social
2023-10-27

For some reason, the mastodon-verse isn't uploading media.

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