Beatrix

Senior Graphics Engineer at Unity, indie dev. Friend of the Blåhaj. All opinions are personal.

@lritter who gets Uranus..?

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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-13

If a right hand rule wore pants... :blobcatthinkingsunglass:

If a right hand rule wore pants would he wear them like this or this. First diagram shows pants on wrist area, and in the second one, the pants are on the pointer and middle finger.
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Imperor 🎲🎮Imperor
2025-06-13

Why yes, I am interested in exploring some advanced ASS features!

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Christina Warrenfilm_girl
2025-06-12

Behold the billionth repository created on GitHub. It’s absolutely perfect.

A screenshot of the billionth repository created on GitHub. It is appropriately titled “shit”

@shadower i feel ya… i maxed out my pc a few years ago, no room or compatibility for better parts. And i really didn’t wanna build a new one just for gaming, so got a PS5 instead ^^

@shadower mmhm… i built mine from parts, so felt pretty comfy upgrading and cleaning it over the years ^^

I’d also recommend putting new thermal paste on the cpu, if you haven’t ^^ actually i should also do that, again…

@shadower oof… but now your PC will be so much quieter, and even faster ^^

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2025-06-11

Manifest V3 rollout läuft super :)

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2025-06-11

shel silverstein on the LLM, 1981

HOMEWORK MACHINE

The Homework Machine, oh the Homework Machine
Most perfect contraption that's ever been seen. 
Just put in your homework, then drop in a dime,
Snap on the switch, and in ten seconds' time,
Your homework comes out, quick and clean as can be.
Here it is — "nine plus four?" and the answer is "three."
Three?
Oh me ...
I guess it's not as perfect
As I thought it would be.
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Brandon Jonestojiro
2025-06-09
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2025-06-09

I had to stop for a few seconds while scanning #golang's http package from the stdlib and finding a function called "isLitOrSingle". I don't think it uses "lit" or "single" to mean how I first imagined though.

@sophie who needs css anyway

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2025-06-09

Love yourself first, and everything else falls in line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. ~ Lucille Ball

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shadowershadower
2025-06-09

WAIT.

So given Africa doesn't do DST and neither does India, I wondered what's actually more common.

Turns out: most of Asia doesn't do it either. Nor does Russia! (I know enough Russians not knowing this is embarrassing)

Basically, it's just Europe plus a good chunk of NA and some parts of SA and Oceania.

Meaning:
1. Most countries don't do DST
2. Most *people* don't do DST

So not only is this nonsense whose time is long past, but it seems it's colonial nonsense to boot.

@shadower i get why everyone likes Karlach… but haven’t y’all seen Orin???

can you romance Orin… wait, this is not duckduckgo
#bg3

@anja yes ^^ i remember hearing about them at school 😌

@anja could be! Fibonacci must have had a cat ^^

@anja haha, Pepe’s cute ^^ i guess it must be part of cats’ genes, sleeping like that 😄

My baby, Ambrose, sleeping in the ideal position ^^

#cats #caturday #catsofmastodon

My black cat sleeping on the sofa, more or less in the shape of the Fibonacci spiral; the spiral is overlain in red

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