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Are you a side effect of my medication?

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Glyphglyph
2025-06-07

how far off do we think this is from being the default shell startup on every platform

thepit.social/@peter/114601765

A screenshot of a terminal, with a big ASCII-art "STOP!" banner, and below it,

"""
This is an operating system feature intended for developers. If ChatGPT
told you to copy-paste something here to accomplish a task, it is a scam
and it will delete all of your files.
"""
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2025-06-07

You're probably wondering if there was a proud Dalek at Portsmouth Pride and I'm here to let you know that yes, there was a proud Dalek at Portsmouth Pride.

#Pride #LGBTQIA #Portsmouth #PortsmouthPride #UKPride #Dalek #DoctorWho #Photography

A gold Dalek from Doctor Who is standing on a street. It has rainbow decorations. The wide, curving street beyond had trees offering shade to the cars parked by it.
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2025-06-07
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Der Postillon 📯derpostillon
2025-06-07

Morgen in PamS: Männer – Sind sie zu emotional, um hohe Regierungsämter auszuüben? der-postillon.com/2025/06/PamS

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2025-06-07

Was ist der Superlativ von Rückgratlosigkeit?

2024: die brands apple, IBM, hp, american airlines, paramount+ und VOGUE in regenbogenfarben (logos)

2025: alle brands ohne regenbogenfarben in ihrem normalen design
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2025-06-07

Die Beta meiner WebApp ProPapier - dem Klopapierpreis-Vergleichstool - ist nun online :) Momentan wird noch alles auf dem Gerät gespeichert und es ist nur ein kleiner Rechner. Aber ich hab großes vor.

pro-papier.de

Zu sehen ist eine Übersicht verschiedener Klopapier Marken und deren Preis pro Rolle, 100 Blatt und 100 Lagen
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2025-06-07

Nice side effect of the new sun glasses clip: it’s a real life adblocker

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2025-06-07

@intrepidhero @killyourfm

Washington State Park created this playlist for those people:

Spotify playlist “Songs people on the trail want to hear from your Bluetooth speaker” the joke being that the playlist is empty.
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2025-06-06

Aus #Gruenden 😇😘

The image features a person outdoors, raising their arms in a joyful manner. Superimposed text in German reads, "Ich bin zu alt für cool. Ich zieh jetzt dieses peinlich durch und hab für den Rest meines Lebens einen Heidenspaß.
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Verfassungklage@troet.cafeVerfassungklage@troet.cafe
2025-06-06

#Rechtsstaatlichkeit verteidigen.

Wir zeigen #Dobrindt an
Der #Bundesinnenminister hält an den #rechtswidrigen Zurückweisungen an der #Grenze fest. Deswegen muss sich jetzt die #Staatsanwaltschaft mit ihm beschäftigen.

Die Zurückweisungen an den deutschen Grenzen sind #offensichtlich #rechtswidrig. Spätestens nach den Beschlüssen des #VG #Berlin in dieser Woche muss die #Bundespolizei die Zurückweisungen unverzüglich beenden.

fragdenstaat.de/artikel/klagen

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JP Mensjpmens
2025-06-06

Dear European politicians, just continue trusting these chaps; what could possibly go wrong. Love & kisses, JP

bison ✅bison
2025-06-06

@Houl TIL

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Houl Floof :neofox_floof: :fluffytail:Houl@wetdry.world
2025-06-06

linux users after realizing "swap" is "paws" backwards

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2025-06-06

No matter who wins we lose…

A black t-shirt featuring an illustration of Elon Musk and Trump facing each other, with the text "AVP" at the top and "ALIEN VS. PREDATOR" at the bottom. The design parodies the movie title, combining elements associated with
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2025-06-05

Truth Social has crashed from the traffic surge and in so doing accidentally created a hauntingly poignant image.

a screenshot of Trump's truth.social account displaying "No Truths" instead of its usual feed
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2025-06-05

DEAN: What's the tariff on bananas?

LUTNICK: Generally 10%

DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8%

LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff

DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America

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Jeff Geerlinggeerlingguy
2025-06-05

Oh we're gonna do this again YouTube?

Self-hosting your own media content on a Raspberry Pi is not "dangerous or harmful".

I'm appealing of course; they're saying installing LibreElec on a Raspberry Pi circumvents copyright?!

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Short, ginger. She/herMieKNielsen@helvede.net
2025-06-05

"Denny, what are you doing? You should be asleep by now, not reading. Didn't you think I would hear it, you're reading out loud?"
"But, mum. There's a monster under the bed and one in the closet."
"There is no such thing as monsters. Give me that book, and go to sleep."
"But, mum, I promised. Please, just to finish the chapter?"
"Promised?"
"Guys, tell her!"
"Sorry, mrs Denny's mum. Could Denny please read some more to us? He promised."
"..."
"I think she fainted. Read, Denny."
#MicroFiction

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