SO: *Picks up Dark Folklore where it's been sitting on the coffee table since we moved in* I'm going to put this on the bookshelf.
Me: No.
SO: ...I can't tell if you're joking
Me: I'm not joking. It's a coffee table book.
SO: ....
Me: It lives on the coffee table.
SO: *decides to just roll with it* Ok.
I've ordered another book that I'm going to want to use as a coffee table book once I read it, so we'll see if he continues to roll with Book As Decorβ’οΈ or if this pushes him over the edge.



