Fortune favours the bold
Secrecy favours the italic
Certainty favours the underline
Regret favours the striketrough

*mopping the sweat from my brow as I try to figure out how to defuse the bath bomb*

If you don't know the universal hand signal for help, please check this out. I just learned myself, years after it was created. It could save a life. The fingers folding over the thumb is to represent being trapped. Please boost for everyone

#UniversalHandSignalForHelp
#Help

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with a slow Internet connection to see who they really are.

@grickle „The amount of dead birds you put in my bed, is down 10% this quarter.“

Performance review. #grickledoodle #cats #business #performance #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

I’m not socially awkward, I’m antisocially awkward.

My nervous system be living up to its name

WeTransfer just changed their ToS to allow them to train AI on any files you transfer through them.

Don't use there service, especially for work that you don't have the right to relicense to them (e.g., commercial work that's exactly the most likely to create the huge files WeTransfer specializes in).

(ETA: this is already going boom so I'm muting it.)

https://wetransfer.com/explore/legal/terms

pillow talk? try a blanket apology first and work your way up

2021: There is no #AI, I'm doing my own laundry.

2023: CEOs are saying that AI is coming and will do your laundry.

2025: There is AI. I'm still doing my own laundry.

2027?: I'm doing the AI's laundry.

Did you know that Microsoft just turns Copilot writing assist on for webpages in Microsoft Edge?
So like, if you type in edit boxes, it just... gets sent to Microsoft? Straight up?
And this is enabled by default?
So first, what the actual hell? Second, why is nobody talking about this? How the hell is right now the first time I find out about this?

"We didn't include a printed manual because everything you need to know about this device can be found at this dead link."

Them: Alright, so first you write a test that fails
Me: Yes, I'm nailing this
Them: Then you write code that makes it pass
Me: ...you've lost me

Long leaf, the king!

#artistsonmastodon #art #pun #wordplay #tatimitstift #watercolor #watercolour

Someone told me that I shouldn’t need to quote pop culture references in order to be interesting so I was like hasta la vista, baby.

How do I monetize this creeping sense of despair

“The meek shall inherit the Earth” is basically my retirement plan

I bet you Jon Hamm doesn’t even know that much about ham.