#pun

Absolute Memery 🎭AbsoluteMemery@tribe.net
2025-11-24

When it hits hard…
#Pun #Puns.

#Meme #Memes #Humour #Humor

2025-11-24
Snapai :verified_dragon:Snapai@dragon.style
2025-11-24
Absolute Memery 🎭AbsoluteMemery@tribe.net
2025-11-23

Today is special.
#Pun #Puns.

#Meme #Memes #Humour #Humor

2025-11-23
2025-11-23

"Plenty of fish in the sea; just gotta look for a sole, mate."

#FiXatoPUNishes #pun #puns #soulmate #proverbsGoneWrong

satiresatire
2025-11-23

@jm_brister I love-love it.

2025-11-22

Tamari, and tamari, and tamari
I cook with this salty sauce from day to day

#pun #dadjoke #shakespeare #cooking

Stefan Ihringercompfu@mograph.social
2025-11-21

German, to be honest, has a really weird word for this as well: Weiche

This also means „the soft one“ if taken out of context. And this in turn enables this childish German joke: There‘s a man kneeling on the train tracks trying to bite a chunk out of the steel. Another man tells him: try biting over there! There‘s a „Weiche“ (a soft one).

ha ha ha. I‘m showing myself out. 😜

#pun

2025-11-21

Child A (who has been reading a lot of #Asterix #comics recently): What ... What is Gaul called now?
Mum: France. Well, mostly.
A: What do... fra.. franci
Mum: French?
A: What do you call French sailors?
Mum: I don't know?
A: Sea-Gauls!

I'm very proud. That is, hands down, better than 90% of my #jokes

#joke #pun #DadJoke #parenting

Author-ized L.J.ljwrites@writeout.ink
2025-11-18

Gen-AI-ric: When you can't conclusively prove an image or text was spat out by quote-unquote generative #AI, but it has a similarly flat, flavorless look and feel #neologism #pun

Players' Patchwork Theatre CoPlayersPatchwork@universeodon.com
2025-11-16

Capitano Testosteroné has a Cap-Joke-of-the-Day... if he can remember it...

#CommediaDellArte #Commedia #Improv #Improvisation #Theater #Joke #DadJoke #DadJokeOfTheDay #Pun

Dalai Llama Pun Shower Curtain: Funny Bathroom Decor by EternalArt on Etsy: eternalart.etsy.com/listing/4529... #showercurtain #dalailama #llama #pun #joke #bathroomreno #bathdecor

Jason the fox 🔜 Giant fox mawfoxbutt@gulp.cafe
2025-11-15

heh i thought of a silly punny diet name. that being a PESTitarian. like a vegetarian but the also eat pests. preds eating pests or intruders is a vore trope i like actually. i mean it makes sense, they come into ur house to take food, so why not put them in the chamber where the food is gonna go anyway~ just giving them what they want

could be done in a cruel or a wholesome context as well.

#vore #furry #size_difference #pun

2025-11-14

When you come to the #office and the waste bucket in the #coffeemachine is full, the water tank is empty and nobody "made the last #coffee". Nobody serviced the machine either. Then you know you are dealing with a Disputed Denial of (Not) Servicing attack.

#pun #security #ddos #informationsecurity #coffeesecurity #vulnerability

LΞX/NØVΛ :lesbian_flag: 🇪🇺lexinova@toot.community
2025-11-12

Don't say "epstein list" but "the pedo-files" pun intented

#pedo #epstein #trump #trumppedo #files #list #releaseit #us #uspol #uspolitics #pun

TardisCaptain.comTardisCaptain@dice.camp
2025-11-11

My cloning experiments finally paid off.

I'm so excited, I'm beside myself.

#pun #humor

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