Lmst

#pun

Billy shakes beer.

#artistsonmastodon #art #artist #drawing #shakespeare #pun #Wortspiel #blackandWhite #tatimitstift

An ink drawing of William Shakespeare shaking a tankard of beer.

How romantisch!

Bei Panels, Vorträgen, Diskussionen usw. mit Saalmikro sollte die anschließende Fragerunde "Queue & A" heißen.

#pun #kindaserious

That was a lovely #WallaceAndGromit film I just watched: Vengeance Most Fowl
Didn't know till this evening that they'd made a new one this year!
Even better, it features the "chicken" penguin diamond thief from an earlier animation of theirs, from way back in my childhood. 💚

#claymation #Wallace_and_Gromit #WaG #VengeanceMostFowl #pun #puns #NickPark #Aardman #AardmanAnimation

German #pun in this picture:
Has the tenant from the second floor already moved out?

Yep! Behind you.

(In German, "ausziehen" means to move out of a flat/house or to take off one's clothes.)

#Nudity2025 #FKK #Freikörperkultur #Naturism #Nudism #Nudity #Nudist #ProudNudist #GetNakedGermany #BodyFreedom #TeamNaturist #NaturistSymbol #IamTheFaceOfNaturism #NormalisingNaturism #HikeNaked #Nacktwandern #NaturismusNeuErleben #EinfachMachen #ClothingOptional #BeBareBeProud

A cartoon depicts three characters in an office-like setting. A naked, overweight man with a large nose stands bent over from behind, facing a desk. A suited man leans forward over the desk, holding papers, and asks in a speech bubble: “Is the tenant from the 2nd floor already moved out?” A woman with long black hair, wearing a bikini top and sitting at the desk with a computer labeled “Rental House,” responds: “Yes! Behind you!”

Even with the exception of waiting for the lights to change, I suspect that this deer is better at crossing the road than more people than it ought to be...

#photography #nature #naturephotography #deer #animal #animals #animalsofpixelfed #nara #deerpark #zebra #crossing #zebracrossing #deercrossing #wronganimal #rightidea #rightideer #ohdear #ohdeer #pun #puns #deerparknara #japan

Deer Park, Nara, Japan.

German #pun in this picture: Has the tenant from the second floor already moved out? Yep! Behind you. (In German, "ausziehen" means to move out of a flat/house or to take off one's clothes.) #FKK #Freikörperkultur #Naturism #Nudism #Nudist #GetNakedGermany #NaturismusNeuErleben #EinfachMachen

A cartoon depicts three characters in an office-like setting. A naked, overweight man with a large nose stands bent over from behind, facing a desk. A suited man leans forward over the desk, holding papers, and asks in a speech bubble: “Is the tenant from the 2nd floor already moved out?” A woman with long black hair, wearing a bikini top and sitting at the desk with a computer labeled “Rental House,” responds: “Yes! Behind you!”

AI + Photoshop = Photoslop

You're welcome 🤓

Because he has bear feet.

#pun #puns #FiXatoPUNishes #muppets #TheMuppets #MuppetsChristmasCarol #FozzyBear

Chilly

#artistsonmastodon #artist #traditionalArt #art #pun #blackandwhite #drawing #ink #tatimitstift

Black and white drawing of a chili in a scarf and ear muffs and some snowflakes falling.

Goth.
Visigoth: Updating an old meme with this gorgeous high-viz corset! #Corset #Goth #Pun #Puns #Visigoth.

#Meme #Memes #Humour #Humor

pls stop the #puns. #Pun.

#Meme #Memes #Humour #Humor

Tonight you'll be visited by three spirits; don't drink them all at once.

#FiXatoPUNishes #pun #puns #alcohol #alc #liquor #christmasSpirit

Q: What do you call a cat that’s inappropriately affectionate?

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A: a purr-vert

#pun #puns #catjokes

Wenn sich Geschwister um das Gemüse beim Mittagessen streiten,...

DANN SIND DAS DOCH ERBSSTREITIGKEITEN!
#vonSelbstDraufGekommen #wortwitz #pun

Q: Wie nennt man den Verzicht auf Botox-Behandlung aus Geldgründen?

A: Sich etwas vom Munde absparen. 😜

#vonSelbstDraufGekommen #wortwitz #pun

22 December 2025 - Daily Drawing Day 356
#20252025Challenge
Whenever people try and set me up on dates etc, I always think of Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It) by Beyoncé, but with this one minor lyrical tweak: Argh! The Single Ladies!

#SingleLadies #Beyonce #PutARingOnIt #AllTheSingleLadies #シングル・レディース #ビヨンセ #プット・ア・リング・オン・イット #オール・ザ・シングル・レディース #🤣 #Pun #Joke #FanArt #Beyoncé #ダジャレ #ジョーク #ファンアート

Watch the time lapse video of this drawing on YouTube Shorts: https://youtube.com/shorts/ePN95Ca2_8U

See the latest at https://darlosworld.bsky.social

The 2025 20-25 Challenge.

This year let’s get better at something by finding a little practice time most days, in my case drawing. - Do your activity for at least 25 minutes, at least 25 days per month.
- Use the hashtag #20252025Challenge on social media etc to track your progress
- Also use the hashtag to cheer on others.

That’s about it!

Have fun with your activities, whatever they may be!

Drawing, programming, dancing, cooking, make up, reading, languages, gardening, mastering high fives, sewing, astrophysics, vcr clock setting ...

#challengeyourself #challenge #Drawing #drawings #illustration #newyearsresolution #25minutes #xppen #clipstudiopaint #dailydrawing #イラスト #クリップスタジオ #絵 #絵画 #絵描きさんと繋がりたい #drawingoftheday #一日一絵 #art #digitalart #oc #一次創作

Drawing of Darlo running away from Beyoncé and a group of women. Beyonce points at him and says "Someone put a ring on him!". Darlo shouts "Argh! The single ladies!".

I found this random item.

#vintage #classic #coincidental #pun #photography #success #key #calendar

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