TikTok in my T-Mobile perks app in the same feed as free mid flight wifi desperately handing out monopoly $$$ for referrals... you good, bro??

I could legally ride a motorcycle before I could drive a car. They’re so much fun, except for all the other drivers out there. #biker #superhero #groove #mortal

How do you discover your next game? Do you game socially or prefer alone time? #gamer #discovery #multiplayer #singleplayer

How do YOU pronounce the sauce? #hotsauce #thaifood #spicy #language

Clark Kent is Superman’s critique on the whole human race #fairy #dnd #heroic #narrative #op

How many different languages use this sheep’s name to mean “dad”? #fatherhood #definition #puzzle #wordplay

Good little children are to be heard, feel like they’re being heard, and offered a full seat at every table in the household #family #respect #empower #ageism

Fun to visit, a pain to live with (remind you of anyone?) #responsibility #adulting #ice #migration

Don’t let anyone tell you who you are. Not even the stars. #destiny #future #selfdiscovery #takeaction

No room at my table for those who take but don’t give #hollywood #etiquette #mentor #kindness

and I was almost going to be a villain, too... #chile #relationship #competition #love

Paula Abdul warned us all #coldhearted #snake #wisdom #youknew

Are we on the brink of some quantum computing revolution? Or is my algo just farming me for nerdbait?

Victorian women on why they won't marry. Tell me again how your tiny post-WWII historic window informs you on universal matrimonial truths. 😘

Watching my once Reagan-backing family flip to pro-Russia

U.S. wealth distribution now is worse than the French Revolution. The highest approval ratings for health insurance providers come from citizens who use their health insurance the least (and can afford to pay out of pocket anyway).

feels good to be an open book today