My name is Ian Parr, I am a web developer & UX designer. I have adopted a cat (prev. pony, owl). Co-org /

2025-05-24

@kitation You captured my nasal whine there really rather well.

2025-05-24

Planning a trip into town with the kids, but there is a far-right rally so also planning an exit out in advance. - Picture unrelated.

Modern Life is Rubbish
boosted:
2025-05-21

Next week's #FrontEndSheff is all about mentoring! Join us on Thurs 29th to hear all about the @sheffield.digital mentorship scheme.

Plus, we'll be giving away a ticket to this year's @frontendnorth conference to one lucky attendee!

Sign up at meetup.com/front-end-sheffield

2025-05-18

@benjojo Their > there / were > where documentation contributions.

2025-05-17

@rachelandrew Almost close to telling you to stand up and get them to turn that big metal bird right round.

2025-05-17

And Europe breathes a huge sigh of relief jesus christ this sweet unassuming boy 🇦🇹

2025-05-17

@thehatfox Are you new?

2025-05-17

@stephaniewalter I wouldn't have it any other way 🇫🇷 x

2025-05-17
2025-05-17

Anyone not treading the geopolitics/ game like I am, here is the explanation for voting:

2025-05-17

@NAB Following you because your posts are mainly lawnmower repair and Eurovision.

Absolutely pathetic… brother.

2025-05-17

Whichever motherfucker put this hot mess together deserves a whole crate of contingent lager. Absolutely no notes. 10 on 10.

2025-05-17

Well, once again I actually liked the majority of the songs here. But then again, check out the underlying message of this post mastodon.social/@devolute/1145

2025-05-17

@simevidas I'll give you that actually.

Bugger.

2025-05-17

I'm rendered strangely comfortable yet simultaneously uncomfortable by daddy

Turned on? That's not for me to say.
No. Maybe yes.

2025-05-17

really got the -written brief and delivered.

2025-05-17

My partner upon seeing the entries outfit: "Malta has a lot of churches you know… they need more churches"

2025-05-17

Hello, is that Parg/Porg of ?

Yes.

Hello, this is Trent Reznor of the band Nine Inch Nails. Can I have my lighting rig back?

…

2025-05-17

I really rather like the song but I have undiagnosed mental problems so do with that what you will x

2025-05-17

Me: Mum can I have Ziggy Pop?
Mum: We have Ziggy Pop at home
Ziggy Pop at home:

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