Xander Fwoof

musical, autistic, blind, plural, nonbinary, and so much more. Feel free to interact

2025-06-22

@mews well there is Standard xander... it comes in a really neat but standard can, and tastes, really good, but standard. But then there's expensive Xander which comes in a glass bottle and is really damn rich, and is almost alcaholic. Clairre.

2025-06-22

@mews that's the one :P hileo.

2025-06-22

@Brynify very too many!

2025-06-22

@mews it's Xander :)

2025-06-22

@mews I thought we did that already but apparently not lol, how many times hav eI pressed that button now? lol.

2025-06-22

@ner trust me, I"ve said them both ways, depending on who I"M talking with. i don't even conciously do it, but I do actually know the correct pronunciation. Likewise that u plannet, ya know, the one that can be said incorrectly? Uranus.

2025-06-22

@RandomFire fuck that noise! hard with a plunger!

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2025-06-22

Hi guys, where can I find the latest #IBMTTS that works with the latest NVDA? Thanks!

2025-06-21

oh dear... I hope messages aren't gonna duplicate... oh heavens to mergatroid.

2025-06-21

@Brynify yep I do too, I was jsut making sure other stuff was working.

2025-06-21

testing

2025-06-21

excellent! it works.

2025-06-21

testing, 1 2 3.

2025-06-21

testing 1 2 3

2025-06-21

@RandomFire but we also didn't say we'd mind it, either.

2025-06-21

@RandomFire it's... stank, not stink, summer makes stank happen.

2025-06-21

@RandomFire stank is a thing.

2025-06-21

@Bette oh, and you'll also randomly appear in the middle of a swimming day in gym class, with no swim suit, you'll randomly not have the right clothes on, you might even accidentally shout the wrong lyrics to the song you're supposed to be singing.

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2025-06-21

As I'm likely the oldest on your timeline, it behooves me to tell you that you will keep fretting about that thing you told your 7th grade sweetie; the embarassment of being caught in a lie by a preacher will still sting; you'll never figure out what you said to make your one true love leave you. In your dreams you'll always forget your locker number, take a final in a class you never attended, and become mute when you try to call for help.

You're welcome.

#Dreams
#Nightmares

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2025-06-20

#AudioMo Day 20:

I'm really reaching for material here.

This was recorded on June 25, 2011 after Derek Lane and I did a stream.

We discovered that, for some reason, applying and then disabling phantom power on my ART TPS-II preamp with passive (dynamic) microphones made a really interesting sound, so we recorded it.

The microphones used were Sennheiser E835 hand-held dynamic microphones.

Captioned by hand, not using AI tools. Mistakes are my own.

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