Why is honey so good for you?

It's full of Bee vitamins.

I have an addiction to brake fluid...
But, I can stop any time!

What does a sprinter eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast!

All species of cat, from domestic to large cat are obligate carnivores, they need to eat meat to survive.
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Retro gaming on twitch tonight

Why don't Elephants swim?

They can't keep their trunks up!!!

#twitchstream #dadjoke #badjoke

This weeks stream schedule.

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I'm trying to organise a hide and seek tournament.

Good players are hard to find...

#Twitch #twitchstreamer #dadjokes

Some Mastodon tips I've learned:

- You need a fit, young hunting party
- They are not easy to bring down, so make sure your spears have extremely sharp tips
- Ensure you have a supply line and pack animals available to transport the meat and pelt back to the cave

The smallest fossilised dinosaur discovered is the Oculudentavis, which was about the size of a bee!
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@JayCeeFOSS I do love my old consoles and home computers, my reastionc now days are too slow to notice wireless latency

always got to keep a spare set of batteries, on a controller on charge

Imagine having to plug a joystick in now days to play a game.

#retro #retrogaming #retrocomputing

The largest land dinosaur was the Argentinosaurus huinculensis, it is estimated to have grown to 130 feet long!
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I just ate a frozen apple.

Hardcore!

Community games night tonight including #jackbox #whatthedub #gartic come join at https://www.twitch.tv/exspence

This weeks Twitch schedule

#twitch #contentcreator #gaming

Is this the hardest survival game? Playing Green Hell on twitch tonight with friends. Can I survive for more than 30 seconds this time?

New to mastadon, lets see how this goes