The existence of ham radio, would suggest that bacon and beef radios also exist

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Somebody stole my Microsoft Office and they're going to pay - you have my Word. #dadjoke

Today a girl said she recognized me from vegetarian club, but I’m sure I’ve never met herbivore. #dadjoke

When Dad drops a pea off of his plate ‘oh dear I’ve pee’d on the table!

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I have an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one.

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“Doctor, I’ve broken my arm in several places” Doctor “Well don’t go to those places.” #dadjoke

My password is "MickeyMinnieGoofyDonaldPlutoHueyLouieDeweyDublin" because it required 8 characters and at least one Capital. #dadjoke

The difference between a bow and arrow, and an apple?

You can use a bow to shoot an apple from 100 feet away, but you cannot use an Apple to shoot anything from 100 feet away, because the zoom is terrible.
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I used to work at a stationery store. But, I didn't feel like I was going anywhere.

So, I got a job at a travel agency. Now, I know I'll be going places. #dadjoke

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I saw a dinosaur flipping rapidly through a copy of Plato’s Republic. He must have been a philoso-raptor

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