it's always really satisfying to be pondering on the Current Writing Thing, which is a straight up Pain Train, and then realize

OH

i set myself up really well

to include

even MORE PAIN

yaaaaaaaaaay

#fiction #writing

@vector indeed it is! feel free to steal it though :P

relationships i seek to cultivate in my own life: kind, funny, full of banter and jokes and intimacy, high-fiving after sex, good for each other, help each other grow

relationships i seek to cultivate in fiction: STRAIGHT FUCKING POISON, sexual contact as a form of self-annihilation on both sides, bring out the WORST in each other, pillow talk that could get you tried at the Hague

in honor of Severus Snape's birthday, let's have a PSA about not getting a Dark Mark tattoo

DON'T GET A FUCKING DARK MARK TATTOO YOU IDIOT you are LITERALLY PUBLICLY AND FOREVER branding yourself on the side of WIZARD HITLER.

is it as bad as a swastika tattoo? of COURSE not, Voldemort never killed real people. it's fiction. but Voldemort's blood purity rhetoric is a fkin blunt metaphor & it's everywhere.

why would you EVER

CHRIST.

....this has been a post.

#harrypotter #hp #snape #darkmark

let me tell you right now, #fanfic readers, i value EVERY SINGLE review

however

my FAVORITE one is the one that is just smashing the homerow or some variation of HOW DARE YOU

i LIVE for that shit

#writing #fanfiction

in the past few days i have brought the word count of a google doc that i have just named THE TRASHPILE from like 500 to 3000 and uh

i don't recommend it but i'm having a great time

yes my writing is going great why do you ask https://a.weirder.earth/media/dTIvafnmb1M33lYSgbg

Charles Xavier remains stoic in the face of the unstoppable while confirming the reality of the situation to students trained on illusions.

Calling it now: this is the 2018 equivalent of the "this is fine" dog.

attn shoppers if the witch who cursed me with a desire to write fanfic could please come to the customer service desk and end my fucking life again the witch who cursed me to customer service thank you

Me with a new ship is a lot like

Lizard brain: GIVE ME THE SMOOCHES I WANT TO SEE THE SMOOCHES

The rest of me: dude you have stuff to do today

Lizard brain: NO STUFF, ONLY SMOOCHES

And that basically explains all of my flurry of recent activity on AO3.

#starwars #reylo #fanfic

@WritingPrompts 1. that is the whole story 2. that is horrifying 3. i love it

A necromancer's spell misfires and he animates the skeleton inside his own body. The body that he's still very much using.
#writingprompts #writing

heeeeeeere we go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=5&v=1fz_xsHzSvQ

WHERE is all the really stressful fight-scene-writing music goddammit

@vector well. if you ever dive in, DO send a link, yeah?

@vector now you're making me want to reread that computer manual of a novel and I'm unclear if it is a good impulse or a bad one

@vector I'm ros
tten to the core so I'm mostly talking about rolling around in all the Sad Reprehesnible Goth Boy Dicks you want (Kylo Ren being a prime example of this thirst)

BUT I am intrigued by your Anathem fic idea. There's so much world building in that novel that there's tons of space. What do you do with it?

2018 is the year of writing the #fanfic you want to see in the world and it is inspired by Rian Johnson