Jay Thoden van Velzen β˜οΈβ€‹πŸ›‘οΈβ€‹:lolsob:

Technical Advisor, Office of the CSO
Trying to figure out Cloud Security and Secure Cloud Transformation, as well as random other stuff of life

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#CloudTransformation
#Cybersecurity
#Infosec
#SecOps
#antifa
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It's Mastodon - obviously posts don't represent my employer

Burn, Cybersecurity Industry, Burn

Jay Thoden van Velzen β˜οΈβ€‹πŸ›‘οΈβ€‹:lolsob: boosted:
2025-12-13

Briljante van @peterkoch

Cartoon: YesilgΓΆz kijkt met een gemene grijns in de spiegel en roept uit: "Spiegeltje spiegeltje aan de wand, wie wordt er nooit uitgesloten in dit land?"
Jay Thoden van Velzen β˜οΈβ€‹πŸ›‘οΈβ€‹:lolsob: boosted:
2025-12-13

Air to Ground Message:

KORD KFLL PAX LEFT AN ITEM AT GATE WANTED TO GET OFF THE FLIGHT GATE AGENT DID NOT FIND THE ITEM PAX STAYED ON BUT IT TOOK 5-7 MIN TO WORK IT OUT FA S DID GREAT

Area: Lansing, IL, USA
A: #a668ad34589
F: #fb994df00b9

#acars #vdlm2

Jay Thoden van Velzen β˜οΈβ€‹πŸ›‘οΈβ€‹:lolsob: boosted:
2025-12-13

Air to Ground Message:

I AM SURE U KNOOW BUT TOWER IS ON FIRE.. NEEED A ALT AIRPORT

Area: Washington DC, USA
A: #ae9926ec9cf
F: #f89e5ed1d1e

#acars #vdlm2

Jay Thoden van Velzen β˜οΈβ€‹πŸ›‘οΈβ€‹:lolsob: boosted:
2025-12-13

Air to Ground Message:

I CALLED BW. NO ANSWER, PAX IS IN 2B. XXXXXXXX, XXXXXXXX, HE PASSED TWO FAKE ID

Area: Raleigh, NC, USA
A: #a4a6c611c4e
F: #f396583e35f

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Jay Thoden van Velzen β˜οΈβ€‹πŸ›‘οΈβ€‹:lolsob: boosted:
2025-12-13

Air to Ground Message:

GOOD EVENING GENTLEMEN MY DAUGHTER ISABEL IS ON YOUR FLIGHT. I WOULD GREATLY APPRECIATE IT YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO GIVE HER A SHOUT OUT. THANKS A LOT. XXXXX EPP

Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA
A: #a30b8ff940a
F: #f987872c982

#acars #vdlm2

Jay Thoden van Velzen β˜οΈβ€‹πŸ›‘οΈβ€‹:lolsob: boosted:
2025-12-13

Air to Ground Message:

ELECTRICAL OUTLET ARCING WITH SMOKE WITH PED CHARGER PLUGGED IN. CHARGER REMOVED AND POWER DISABLED.

Area: Portland, OR, USA
A: #a5f9963370a
F: #f09f3bf3672

#acars #vdlm2

Jay Thoden van Velzen β˜οΈβ€‹πŸ›‘οΈβ€‹:lolsob:jaythvv@infosec.exchange
2025-12-12

Considering entry requirements tend to become reciprocal quickly, aside from destroying tourism into US, I'd imagine soon Americans will find themselves facing similar conditions traveling to those 42 visa waiver countries...

No more business or pleasure trips to Europe, Japan, South Korea and Singapore now on the table?

Jay Thoden van Velzen β˜οΈβ€‹πŸ›‘οΈβ€‹:lolsob: boosted:
2025-12-11

"America has blown 80 years of accumulated goodwill & trust among its allies, our American moderator was told… America’s recent actions have destroyed the ability of any ally to continue to have faith in America to act even within its own strategic self-interest, let alone that of any ally.

The officer then said that even a swift return of America to its former role won’t matter.

Because 'we will never fucking trust you again.'

The Americans at the table seemed somewhat startled by the heat of that pronouncement."

Anyone startled by that pronouncement is insanely optimistic or incredibly naive. The damage DJT did during his first term would take decades to fix; the damage he's done since is absolutely irreparable. And while you might think that's awful or unjust, they only need to 'never' trust us again for maybe five years. Because there won't be a United States of America beyond that. DJT is running the country like any business that's been bought & is being sold for parts.

readtheline.ca/p/matt-gurney-w

Jay Thoden van Velzen β˜οΈβ€‹πŸ›‘οΈβ€‹:lolsob: boosted:
aGENtic :spinny_cat_agender:gen@ck.catwithaclari.net
2025-12-11

stolen to add alt text

a drawing of a catgirl with long black hair reaching her grey tail in a trans colored sweater holding a grey and white colored shark plushie with the caption "repost if you love blajah or love being dominated by women"
Jay Thoden van Velzen β˜οΈβ€‹πŸ›‘οΈβ€‹:lolsob: boosted:
2025-12-11

Air to Ground Message:

HELLO CAN WE HAVE AN OSM/RED COAT MEET US AT GATE LADY IN 10E IS UPSET IS HOW CVG GATE AGENTS HANDLE A SEAT UPGRADE

Area: Grand Rapids, MI, USA

#acars #vdlm2

Jay Thoden van Velzen β˜οΈβ€‹πŸ›‘οΈβ€‹:lolsob: boosted:
2025-12-11

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Jay Thoden van Velzen β˜οΈβ€‹πŸ›‘οΈβ€‹:lolsob: boosted:
2025-12-11

lots of new @acarsdrama feeders, even post slight neutering - that makes me happy

Jay Thoden van Velzen β˜οΈβ€‹πŸ›‘οΈβ€‹:lolsob: boosted:
2025-12-11

I don’t even have a passport but I will apply for a US VISA if this is implemented, just so they have to review my most unhinged Mastodon posts.

An image depicting a border control scene where a customs officer is checking a document presented by a traveler at an airport security checkpoint. Text includes information about the potential request for UK tourists' five-year social media history before entering the US.
Jay Thoden van Velzen β˜οΈβ€‹πŸ›‘οΈβ€‹:lolsob:jaythvv@infosec.exchange
2025-12-11

@Gargron very cool. unfortunately, shipping to the US is.... a little steep :(

Jay Thoden van Velzen β˜οΈβ€‹πŸ›‘οΈβ€‹:lolsob: boosted:
Dopes The Frogmanmacacator
2025-12-11

Yeah, that's trespassing and the property owner can absolutely exercise the fuck out of their Second Amendment because this is a 4th Amendment violation.

Gestapo walking onto private property and messing with the cameras is a clear violation of the 4th amendment and should trigger your 2nd amendment right to protect yourself and your family.
Jay Thoden van Velzen β˜οΈβ€‹πŸ›‘οΈβ€‹:lolsob: boosted:
2025-12-10

Simply remarkable fall off in tourism to the United States.

"The US is down at least $30 billion in tourism for 2025. International boycotts and a loss in appeal to visit due to Donald Trump has resulted in millions of trips canceled." source: Anonymous on Bluesky

Edit: original source flowingdata.com/2025/04/15/dec

Charts showing steep decline in tourism to the US. In some cases by as much as 30%
Jay Thoden van Velzen β˜οΈβ€‹πŸ›‘οΈβ€‹:lolsob: boosted:
2025-12-10

Oh, crap. The last time that record was broke was a legitimate disaster.

> Major floods sweep Western WA; Skagit River set to shatter record. seattletimes.com/seattle-news/

And it's not just the Skagit (which is close to me, but not a concern for my location). We're talking pretty much every major river draining into the Puget Sound north of Rainier.

There's a small chance I could be cut off here if bridges fail both ways. But others have it far worse.

#PNW #flood #weather

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Jason Evangelho πŸ§πŸŽ’killyourfm@layer8.space
2025-12-09

My age: I get this joke 🀣
#humor #phones

A humorous panel illustrating the evolution of smartphones. It shows a progression from simple phone designs to increasingly complex models with multiple camera lenses. The final frame depicts a person holding a vintage rotary phone, suggesting a return to simplicity. The caption reads, "We're getting there!"
Jay Thoden van Velzen β˜οΈβ€‹πŸ›‘οΈβ€‹:lolsob: boosted:
Fesshole 🧻fesshole
2025-12-09

I have a subscription to Private Eye. I never read the thing; I just consider it my charitable duty to help to prop up pretty much the only news-related publication which occasionally prints truthful items rather than the blatant lies which fill all other "news" publications.

Jay Thoden van Velzen β˜οΈβ€‹πŸ›‘οΈβ€‹:lolsob: boosted:
2025-12-09

Air to Ground Message:

A BAG OF WHITE POWDER HAS JUST BEEN FOUND IN FRONT LAV. CREW THINK THEY KNOW WHICH PAX BUT WOULDNT BE ABLE TO CONFIRM. CAN POLICE BE ARRANGED TO DISPOSE

Area: Portsmouth, UK

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