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konfusekonfuse
2024-01-17

On another note the first craft of the year is a crotcheted

It is more round than anything and I used a german tutorial for the triangles. The tutoral was great I'm just bad following it. All triangles looked very different... but I hope the cats of my friend will like it anyway. Inside is a the inside of surprise egg with a (kinda) ugly D20 (diceception). The tutorial: youtu.be/Yb0_10XLlfo?si=pYeaT2

konfusekonfuse
2024-01-17

Idk if stuff like this is relevant for mastodon but on tumblr there is a FRobinmonth organised. This is a yearly occurrence. FRobin = Franky x Robin from the show

tumblr.com/frobinfandays/73925

konfusekonfuse
2023-10-29
- So we start with Jurassic Park Raptors?
- Lmao what the Fuck Mariner? 
- Aw Captain Freeman is worried about her daughter
-  Ex Starfleet officers. - WOAH! Seven of Nine, Beverly Crusher, Thomas Riker... Nick Locarno? 
- Wait... was Locarno the guy that Wesley Crusher was at the Academy with?
- Oh Klingons
- Lmao there are rules in the ruleless planet.
-Yo, Mariner. Chill. 
Oh MY GOD
- Is this a typical „bring people into a dangerous enviroment and let them fight/kill each other“ plot? 
- Okay more like „Predator“
- LMAO POCKETS
- Why did they wear their uniforms? X‘D
- WOAH! Burn T‘Lyn! 
- Oh what tke fuck? Glass storm? 
- omg Mariner got a friend the way she always gets friends. Just saying she is now their friend. 
- „It‘s a puppet!“ 
- LMAO
- - omg there is so much going on on that planet. 
- Yeah this looks like Hunger games. Everyone is in couples? Except for the Klingon and the humans? 
- I am so glad all the (important) Lower Deckers from the „Lower Deckers“ episode are meeting *happycry*
- Holy shit where is Mariner?
- It‘s T‘Ana
- BILLUPS?! Lmao...
- Hardcore! They just jumped on the ship. 
- Where is Mariner? 
- Locarno is the one. 
- Holy shit. 
- Mariner really knows everyone.
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medico internationalmedicointernational
2023-10-27

Beobachter berichten, dass es im Tag für Tag schlimmer wird. Riad Othman ist Nahostreferent bei der Hilfsorganisation medico international. Er steht täglich mit Partnerorganisationen in in Kontakt.
radioeins.de/programm/sendunge

konfusekonfuse
2023-10-26
konfusekonfuse
2023-10-26

So... they really just did that huh?... M-Preg... oh my god. XDDDDDD

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2023-10-25
Image shows grandma Sophie from Howl's Moving Castle out in the field wearing her straw hat with red hat band, and Roronoa Zoro from One Piece coming  up behind her saying, "oiii, Luffy!!!"
konfusekonfuse
2023-10-25

12:
Oleana: We all have our demons.
Oleana, grabbing Jora: This one’s mine.

Jora is small but not even the smallest of the bunch... and certainly taller than Inkaria.

Oleana, holding out her hand: We all have our demons.
Oleana, grabbing Jora: This one’s mine.
Oleana, looking at Jora: You're not Inkaria. 
Jora: No. 
Oleana: Same height though.
konfusekonfuse
2023-10-25

Feloki: BWWAAAAAAAAAA! Oh, you hear that? That's the wrong opinion alarm.
Flann: That is not something you actually have installed.
Feloki: Sorry, say again? I couldn't hear you over my alarm that YOU SET OFF with your WRONG-ASS OPINION.

Feloki does not like Paladins. (Normally she would not lose her cool like that. Maybe she is drunk... though she is a philosophical drunk.)

(not the DnD one)

Feloki: BWWAAAAAAAAAA! Oh, you hear that? That's the wrong opinion alarm.
Flann: That is not something you actually have installed.
Feloki: Sorry, say again? I couldn't hear you over my alarm that YOU SET OFF with your WRONG-ASS OPINION.
Flann: I just said that Paladins are very similar to clerics...
Feloki: NO!
konfusekonfuse
2023-10-25

10:
Barima: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail
Dione: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police

Dione is actually a huge fan of Praios... but she had been in jail before...

10: 
Barima (standing in front of the jail cell): Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail
Dione (coming out of the cell): No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police
Oleana (holding the door open and facepalming): Oh my god.
konfusekonfuse
2023-10-25

09: Imagine Inkaria and Sam arguing over which of them is taller.

(Inkaria is like three years old originally... also I forgot her tail)

09: Imagine Inkaria and Sam arguing over which of them is taller.

Sam, holding Inkaria who is a child: Of course I am taller. I can carry you. 
Inkaria, who is a Tiefling: No.
konfusekonfuse
2023-10-25

Not really been active the last week but I still managed to draw every day.
17th: Tsafried the Were-human-rabbit. He's human three days a month.
18th: , a demon that eats little children who are not in bed (based on a german /legend).
19th: Qaram that I created for an RPG but never really played.
20th: Nesea is a that takes care of plants and flowers.

Ignore all the mistakes.

Portrait of a white haired, smiling man. A shadow monster with demon wings, the head of a rooster, butt-feathers of a rooster and tentacles of shadowa red haired woman with darker skin, a headband and curly hair.Portrait of a dryad with green skin, curly hair and a red flower in the background
konfusekonfuse
2023-10-18
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2023-10-18

Kurznachrichtendienst X testet Einschränkungen für Gratisnutzer

Die Online-Plattform X, ehemals Twitter, könnte sich zu einem kostenpflichtigen Dienst für alle Nutzer entwickeln. Elon Musk, der Twitter vor einem Jahr gekauft hat, lässt Einschränkungen für Gratisnutzer testen.

➡️ tagesschau.de/wirtschaft/unter

#Twitter #X #ElonMusk #Nutzer

konfusekonfuse
2023-10-18
konfusekonfuse
2023-10-16

08:
Dione and Jora meeting after they haven't seen each other in a very long time.

In theory, Dione is actually older (24 years) than Jora (21 years) but I created Jora first.

Some info, Dione is a cleric of Aves, the (half-)god of travelling. Jora is a witch.
Dione is actually smart but she loves to joke and cause a bit of chaos.

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1 tripod in 3 trenchcoatskyonshi@dice.camp
2023-10-16

Your Daily Yüce:
#DSA Supplement "Das Königreich am Yaquir" (1990) (The Kingdom at the Yaquir)

#ttrpg #cover #art #illustration #ugurcanyuce

Three warriors on horses looking at Castle in background, cover of Das Königreich am Yaquir
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Imperor 🎲🎮Imperor
2023-10-15

Looking for a quest that you can use in your campaign?

The first of two single quest modules, The Everfog - Field of Spears, with art by @trizadella just became available:

impheim.com/2023/10/the-everfo

It's a 4 page single quest module for like and more!

The blog post has the link to the PDF, a full audio transcript and a link to the full audio transcript:

youtube.com/watch?v=RIEM7QvRMDM

It's free! Boosts highly appreciated!

konfusekonfuse
2023-10-15

07:
Sam, furious: What do you mean we have homework tonight? I have books to read.

When Sam was young he loved to read books about the wild west.

konfusekonfuse
2023-10-15

Fast portrait for the 14th of
Done very fast. This is Tilia, another

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