Mike Jolley

Software engineer by day. Retro gamer by night.

NES and Sega Mega Drive are my favourite systems. I have a huge collection of games and consoles I've amassed over the years, and I share my collecting journey and stream games on twitch.tv/retromegamuffin

#RetroGaming #JavaScript #PHP #astrophotography

Country
United Kingdom
Pronouns
he/him
2026-01-21

Look at this lovely Outrun cab 😻 youtube.com/shorts/QCEK0RWZIuU I'm working on the coin mech next, and making the coin reject button grant a credit.

2025-12-16

Raiden project is great. 1 and 2 on there.

2025-12-16

This week's pickups! Dino Crisis (in space) and Sudeki on OG Xbox. Played neither of these. Reviews seem positive. Tenchu on PS2 because it had a memory card inside the box, bonus. On PS1 we have Twisted Metal 2, original XCOM (I played the DOS version), and the fantastic Raiden Project shmup! #retrogaming

Suduki and Dino crisis 3Tenchu on ps2Xcom and twisted metalRaiden project
2025-12-14

So freaking difficult to get through to a human in Amazon customer support. Shitty AI bots sending you in circles 🙃 What a shit show.

2025-07-16

Now playing Bart’s Nightmare on the Mega Drive! Been putting in some practice… reckon we can finally beat this? 👾
twitch.tv/retromegamuffin

2025-07-14

Now playing Silent Hill (PS1) — my first time through, and I’ve reached the creepier part of the school 😬 twitch.tv/retromegamuffin

2025-07-07

Now playing Silent Hill (PS1) 👣 First time diving into this foggy nightmare, all thanks to a community pick. I don’t usually do survival horror… so this should be interesting. twitch.tv/retromegamuffin #PS1

2025-07-02

Now playing Castlevania: Bloodlines on the Mega Drive 🦇 Time to shake off the rust before going for that 1cc run! Been a while... twitch.tv/retromegamuffin #megadrive

2025-07-01

Officially been at Automattic 10 years today 🤯

2025-06-30

Now playing Lomax on PS1 — the underrated lemmings spinoff. fun platforming and hand-drawn style 🎮 About halfway through the adventure! Come hang out: twitch.tv/retromegamuffin #PS1

2025-06-26

@CaptainIndustry on my backlog!

2025-06-25

Now playing Eternal Darkness on GameCube—pretty sure we’re down to the last two chapters 👀 Stick around after for a little retro unboxing fun! twitch.tv/retromegamuffin #GameCube

2025-06-23

Now playing Eternal Darkness on GameCube – last time my head exploded (literally). Let’s see what weirdness unfolds next 👀
twitch.tv/retromegamuffin
#GameCube

2025-06-18

Now playing Crash Bandicoot: Warped on PS1 🌀 Going for that sweet 105% completion! Come hang out as we time travel, spin, and slide our way through the chaos.
twitch.tv/retromegamuffin
#CrashBandicoot #RetroGaming

2025-04-05

🎬 Dexter and I just watched Naked Gun. Been a while since I last saw it. Never heard him giggle so much 🤣 The opening car bit, bathroom scene, and jumping on the queen got the most laughs.

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2025-04-02

Apparently Automattic are laying off around one in six of their workforce. And I'm one of the unlucky ones.

Anybody remote hiring for a UK-based full-stack web developer (in a world that doesn't seem to believe that full-stack developers exist anymore) with 25+ years professional experience, specialising in PHP, Ruby, JS, HTML, CSS, devops, and about 50% of CMSes you've ever heard of (and probably some you haven't)... with a flair for security, accessibility, standards-compliance, performance, and DexEx?

CV at: danq.me/cv/index.html

#note #work #automattic #job #memorable #employment

Via: 🔗 danq.me/2025/04/02/redundant/

2025-02-15

It’s taken 9 hours to rebuild Lego Death Star 🪦 Son is having a Star Wars phase so had to get it down from the loft! Much harder with unmarked bags.

2025-02-02

@rdm My other scope is hooked up to an MC2400 which is on another level. I’ll upgrade when that gap is closed I guess :)

2025-02-02

It's been a very very long time since I last hauled my telescope out—given the stresses of bedtime routines, a free schedule, long setup time, and the need for clear skies it just doesn't happen...

...so for christmas we got one of those new fangled Smart Telescopes. SeeStar S30. It lacks resolution but you're setup in minutes. Start and forget.

This is what it produced. No manual stacking or processing, just it's own denoising.

When these smart scopes get higher res cameras it'll be perfect.

#astrophotography

M42 Orion Nebula
2025-01-14

My word, what an amazing finale to season one of Severence. That build up 😳 Glad I don’t have long to wait for S2

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