George

He/Him | Freelance Writer. Full-Time Idiot

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I’m a font of wisdom. Unfortunately, it’s comic sans.

Formerly moleyg@mastodon.lol

2023-06-07

Another day, another morning in front of the mirror looking at my burgeoning grey hairs desperately hoping they’ll transform me into a salt-and-pepper Oscar Isaac type

2023-06-06

@repeattofade I shall be firm and fair with those I get to distribute.

Perhaps an arena or some 12 tasks to completešŸ¤”

2023-06-06

It’s too soon to tell if the grass is greener but by all accounts the sky is more blue…

I’m on #Bluesky at moleyg.bsky.social

2023-06-03

I don't know what a padam padam is, and I'm too afraid to ask

2023-06-03

I know we like to call out performative rainbow logos from corporations during #Pride, but let me tell you a story about Nero and Sporus…

#Succession #SucessionHBO #PrideMonth

George boosted:
2023-06-01

If being gay was a choice, I’d choose to be gayer. šŸ’•

2023-05-16

You’re supposed to be my friends and yet not one of you checked in to see if I was okay after those #TimothĆ©eChalamet pictures for #Vogue dropped yesterday

2023-05-11

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: if #Beetlejuice2 doesn't start with #Beetlejuice's ticket number finally being called, they've missed out

2023-05-10

I sent a picture of a jar of Bovril to a friend of mine the other day as an in-joke and it led to a conversation about German rocket scientists and the origins of Mahatma as a spiritual title for Ghandi…

2023-05-10

I tried to put the iron away in the fridge this morning in case you were wondering where my head is at midweek

2023-05-03

Turns out those #Dune still suits really work because whenever I see #TimothĆ©eChalamet in one, I get wet…

2023-05-03

Remember to do what you can to not make #JulieAndrews a liar when she sings about #May being mad, gay, and a libellous display.

#Camelot #LustyMonthOfMay #LernerAndLoewe #Musical

youtu.be/vvrE_ekDXQc

2023-04-30

It’s also very bold of them to cast Rory Kinnear as Prime Minister and assume we won’t immediately think about the last time he did so and fucked a pig…

2023-04-30

Watching #TheDiplomat and keep thinking ā€œdamn, Elizabeth Jennings is still under cover huh?ā€

#TheAmericans #KeriRussell

2023-04-30

@toze hot men and Star Wars. Two great tastes that taste great together.

2023-04-30

Giving Cal Kestis that old school #KyleKatarn look

#StarWarsJediSurvivor #StarWars #JediOutcast

2023-04-27

@ralphy I’ll dm you the extra spicy ones

2023-04-27

How am I going to be able to think about Paul’s jihad like #Dune wants me to, when I’m too focused on the jihad-on TimothĆ©e is giving me

2023-04-27

The #DunePartII marketing has started and I should apologise to you all now for the man I’ll become from here until the film is released.

A #TimothĆ©eChalamet film hasn’t been released since I’ve been on Mastodon and if you didn’t use to follow me on Twitter, you’re not ready for the thirst.

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