Another day, another morning in front of the mirror looking at my burgeoning grey hairs desperately hoping theyāll transform me into a salt-and-pepper Oscar Isaac type
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Iām a font of wisdom. Unfortunately, itās comic sans.
Formerly moleyg@mastodon.lol
Another day, another morning in front of the mirror looking at my burgeoning grey hairs desperately hoping theyāll transform me into a salt-and-pepper Oscar Isaac type
@repeattofade I shall be firm and fair with those I get to distribute.
Perhaps an arena or some 12 tasks to completeš¤
Itās too soon to tell if the grass is greener but by all accounts the sky is more blueā¦
Iām on #Bluesky at moleyg.bsky.social
I don't know what a padam padam is, and I'm too afraid to ask
I know we like to call out performative rainbow logos from corporations during #Pride, but let me tell you a story about Nero and Sporusā¦
If being gay was a choice, Iād choose to be gayer. š
Youāre supposed to be my friends and yet not one of you checked in to see if I was okay after those #TimothĆ©eChalamet pictures for #Vogue dropped yesterday
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: if #Beetlejuice2 doesn't start with #Beetlejuice's ticket number finally being called, they've missed out
I sent a picture of a jar of Bovril to a friend of mine the other day as an in-joke and it led to a conversation about German rocket scientists and the origins of Mahatma as a spiritual title for Ghandiā¦
I tried to put the iron away in the fridge this morning in case you were wondering where my head is at midweek
Turns out those #Dune still suits really work because whenever I see #TimothĆ©eChalamet in one, I get wetā¦
Remember to do what you can to not make #JulieAndrews a liar when she sings about #May being mad, gay, and a libellous display.
Itās also very bold of them to cast Rory Kinnear as Prime Minister and assume we wonāt immediately think about the last time he did so and fucked a pigā¦
Watching #TheDiplomat and keep thinking ādamn, Elizabeth Jennings is still under cover huh?ā
@toze hot men and Star Wars. Two great tastes that taste great together.
Giving Cal Kestis that old school #KyleKatarn look
@ralphy Iāll dm you the extra spicy ones
How am I going to be able to think about Paulās jihad like #Dune wants me to, when Iām too focused on the jihad-on TimothĆ©e is giving me
The #DunePartII marketing has started and I should apologise to you all now for the man Iāll become from here until the film is released.
A #TimothĆ©eChalamet film hasnāt been released since Iāve been on Mastodon and if you didnāt use to follow me on Twitter, youāre not ready for the thirst.