Penguin Pete

#eCommerce #SEO #freelance #blogger I write about law, media, money, tech, and pot. Legendary #Linux geek. Wiseass. Artist. penguinpetes.com

2025-05-21

We're having a fundraiser to help pay for our disabled son's care home. I would appreciate any donation, and if you're broke, I would appreciate it even more if you repost and help spread the word. #cerebralpalsy #autism #scoliosis

gofundme.com/f/support-phillip

2025-05-01

Starting a fundraiser to assist with our son Phillip's medical care. #cerebralpalsy #autism #scoliosis gofundme.com/f/support-phillip Even if you can't donate, spreading the word would help.

2025-02-26

Hello gang! Sorry I haven't popped by, I'm more active on BlueSky now. It looks like that's where the crowd went. I'll keep a hand in here too but bsky.app/profile/penguin-pete. is where you can reach me.

Still open to writing commissions and gigs of all shapes and sizes!

2023-11-24

PM me to contribute short pieces to this series - it's an anthology, like "Twilight Zone at the mall, where each episode takes place in a storefront." - we'll also credit you and help boost your other art projects. #humansarefunnierthanAI
#writers

2023-11-24

lnkd.in/gH6cSCxX

#postcapitalism #BuyNothingDay2023 #BlackFriday #Satire #funny
#podcast #audiodrama #flashfiction

Introducing the pilot episode of Deadoaks Mall, where you shop till you drop and now you can't get home. Luis Buñuel would have loved this!

Proudly produced by "13 Nocturn Alley" productions, an artists' collective including everything from bands to sound engineers to IMDB-credited voice artists. Hope it give you all a chuckle this Friday, it's only 7 minutes.

2023-10-27

@londondreamtime That set looks like such a fun time!

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2023-10-27

"I hate talking about money" a blog post (and true story) about talking about money for #freelancers.
lnkd.in/diKETtpy pic shows me in My previous incarnation as an electrician with my lorry on the set of a Bond movie in Spain. #freelance

2023-10-26

@RollingStone I give him 22 Scaramuccis. Watch carefully and you'll see one of those "pride goeth before a fall" parables.

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2023-10-26

My favourite time of year is Halloween 🎃 because it represents everything the far-right hates:
1. Handouts
2. People in drag
3. Joy

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2023-10-26

A reminder as we wake up to the news of another mass shooting: One party’s members walk around Congress with AR-15 pins on their lapels. They aren’t there to help solve the gun violence crisis. They are there to help enable it.

2023-10-26

#CannabisIndustry #CannabisCommunity #cannabis #marijuana #medicalmarijuana
Reviewing TribeTokes cartridges, a woman-owned cannabis company out of New Jersey. TribeTokes delta 8 and HHC carts are among the finest found, but pricey!
dabconnection.com/tribetokes-d

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2023-09-22

Late last year I decided that I needed to read the 100 most banned and challenged books from the last decade (2010-19).

ala.org/advocacy/bbooks/freque

I want to understand why people want to ban them. After reading a book on the list, I write a very short review (500 characters) and post it in #BannedBooks. My friend and author @wasootch has been kind enough to post all the reviews on her blog at:

lkinley.com/milcom-miasmas-rev

Please follow along or better yet, join in.

A graphic offering the challenge of reading the one hundred most banned and challenged books of the past decade. 2010-2019. And a pressure-inducing question about whether I can complete the challenge.
2023-09-22

You'd scream too if your whole life was butt cheeks on your head all day.

2023-09-22

I fully believe the original series would have made this episode if they'd gone on a few more seasons of #startrek . They already passed off a poodle with a horn hat as an alien.

This time the Kittenians need the Federation to negotiate a peace treaty with the Canites, and Kirk hatches a plan to win the day, that also still somehow involves boffing a green babe in a tinfoil bikini and stomping a Klingon in the nuts.

2023-09-11

#monday and I'm ready for action! What thrilling stories await us this week? How are we going to get any work done when we can't stop doom-scrolling? Tune in, you looney tunes, and don't be shy, #sayhi - I don't bite anyone but software developers, I promise. youtu.be/_mXyXXYXwlQ?si=RjTQnC

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2023-08-01

#elon #x #twitter
Why did I not think of this sooner?

A photo of idiot spoiled brat without any friends elon musk giving two thumbs up with the X logo of his dreams across his face and the words “marks the twat” underneath the x across his body.
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2023-08-01

I fucking hate censorship. Nudity, profanity, gore, graphic sex… hell fucking yes. As long as they’re necessary to the story’s plot, sign me the fuck up.
medium.com/prismnpen/a-homopho

#LGBTQ #Storytelling #Homophobia #Gay #Censorship

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2023-08-01
2023-08-01

2/2... 😂 Sorry, but being a freelance webmonkey gives me unexpectedly delightful opportunities to tell idiots where to go.

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