Highlight of today's conversation with AT&T
Me: "we currently have an internet service with you, but I'm calling about a different service."
Them: "ok, do you have it with you now?"
Me: "have what?"
Them: "the internet service."
Me: "I have the account number yes."
Them: "No, not the account number, the internet."
Me: "Do I have the internet with me now?"
Them: "yes."
Me: "I don't understand."
Them, frustrated: "Can you physically touch the internet right now?"
Me: "What?"