@moonrabbit I have a relaxing weekend ahead. Tomorrow night for dinner I'm making steak, potatoes, and green beans. It'll be my first time cooking green beans, so I'm excited to try that. :plushtodon_green:

Saturday we're going to a community potluck and "really free market" where we bring things we no longer want to share with those who need or want them. Basically a free charity shop. It's Covid safe, matke required and outside. It'll be our first time going so I'm excited to meet new folks in our community. :happy_sushi:

How is your weekend shaping up?

@moonrabbit oh dear. Gentle hugs. :bear_hugs: Is your workday over now?

*snifs you*
hmm. you do not smell like a kitn. must fix that
*cheekrubs you*
there, fixed it :3

When you make eye contact with someone, do you:

@mayintoronto someone's pet pigeon. Taken care of but common.

Dear Afrin,

You're right. Your product is really effective and cleared up my severe nasal/sinus congestion in under 5 minutes.

However, that shit was like shooting weaponized menthol straight into my head. Holy fuck, was it supposed to burn like that? I mean, yes, I can now smell Putin's butt and inhale freely but at what price?

You might need to add ONE bullet point about the burn.

Sincerely,
My Nose Hairs

#FluSeason

Screw it, we're all entering our villain eras.

Where's the new crib?

#polls

@GovTrack can't do anything but enrich themselves while we're struggling. Gah.

T-shirt I saw at a thrift store today:

#math #puns

@nora Sweet!!! That sounds like a wonderful day!

@nora YESS!!! I'll keep your secret!!! 🤐

Mark your calendars!! I'll be at the Capybara Cafe in the late afternoon on March 17th!!! Squee!!! :squirtle_jam:

@bluejay such a dangerous intruder!! :blobcatlaugh: So cute though!

The FDA decided not to even review Moderna's mRNA flu vaccines for approval, even though the studies the FDA would be reviewing were conducted the way the FDA told Moderna to do them.

Now #Moderna expects that none of its other #mRNA #vaccines will be reviewed, and has halted studies on vaccines for EBV, HSV, and shingles.

A lot of people with herpes would be angry if they found out.

A lot of people who have family members with #MS -- now thought to be caused in part by EBV -- will be livid.

I posted this earlier today, but realized it was not a reasonable time for US folks. So here goes: The big #plushtodon is now on sale, 20% off. Only available in the US, shipping locally. There are 87 left and we will likely never make one of this size again. I have some cool new things planned and clearing them out would be a big help. Thanks!

https://shop.joinmastodon.org/products/mastodon-plushie

@studiofox WTF?!?! That's creepy.

There are 260 days until Halloween.

It's heavy rain here a ALL day and Hops doesn't want to go out, so she's keeping me warm instead

@howisyourdog That look of winning she has! Happy Fri-yay!