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I like to watch scary movies, race virtual cars, and play disc golf. Threat Hunter at CrowdStrike. All opinions are my own.

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Very Hairy Jerryjerry@infosec.exchange
2025-04-09

I feel like the phrase “irrationally exuberant” defines what is happening right now.

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2025-04-09

A lot of times, the only person who doesn’t think you’re up to the task is you. You’re just projecting that onto others and misinterpreting your interactions and ascribing meaning that is only on your own mind.

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2025-04-04

A lot of people have their retirement accounts wrapped up in the stock market at least partially and while I know it’s fun to imagine rich people’s money disappearing, retirement accounts evaporating and recessions caused by market instability will hurt the regular folks more.

No schadenfreude here.

JPMorgan raises recession risk to 60% as global sell off continues: 'There will be blood' | Fortune
fortune.com/2025/04/04/trump-t

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2025-03-18

18 March 1921 | A Polish Jew, Wolf Bugajski was born in Radomsko.

In #Auschwitz from 16 October 1941.
No. 21557
He perished in the camp on 3 November 1941.

A mugshot registration photograph from Auschwitz. A man with a shaved head wearing a striped uniform photographed in three positions (profile and front with bare head and a photo with a slightly turned head with a hat on). The prisoner number is visible on a marking board on the left.
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Staff Chief of Jointsthe_etrain@beige.party
2025-03-13

Had another moment of, I wonder if anyone has done this joke, let me search. Oh, I did a year ago.

Stay off drugs kids!

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2025-03-13
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2025-03-11

11 March 1887 | A Polish Jew, Noachim Leiman, was born in Tuszyma. A clerk.

In #Auschwitz from 5 May 1942.
No. 34747
He perished in the camp on 17 May 1942.

A mugshot registration photograph from Auschwitz. A man with a shaved head wearing a striped uniform photographed in three positions (profile and front with bare head and a photo with a slightly turned head with a hat on). The prisoner number is visible on a marking board on the left.
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2025-03-10

The only Trump bump is the one Don Jr's doing in the bathroom.

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2025-03-10

Just cancelled our Streamyard subscription and deleted our account.

The asshats automatically switched us to a plan that was 2× the price (from ~$44 to ~$88) with a single email’s notice and no authorisation on our part and when there was a new plan that almost exactly matched our current one with almost exactly the same features.

By the time I clocked on, they’d already charged us for several months so I wrote to them explaining that what they did was wrong and asking them to refund us the difference in the plan costs and place us on the plan that was almost the carbon copy of the one we were originally on.

They refused. And admitted no wrongdoing.

Finally, they offered a one month refund.

So I accepted. And now that it’s safely in our account, I just cancelled our subscription and deleted the account. I have a very fucking short fuse for asshole unethical American startups thinking they’re so bloody smart for fucking you over.

Anyway, beware of Streamyard. Not sure if they’ll pull the same shit again but I’m sure they’ll pull some other shit some other time.

#Streamyard #warning #video #videoStreaming #streaming #streamingVideo #startups #tech

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2025-03-08

Department of Homeland Security has terminated a collective bargaining unit with front line Transportation Security Agency (#TSA) staff, thereby stripping away #labor protections. TSA staff were represented by #AFGE. apnews.com/article/collective-

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2025-03-06

📣 D.C., our truck is back.

Today at the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, fired workers were given just 15 minutes to pack up their desks. As always, we're here to listen and meet people where they are.

👉 Reach out at propublica.org/tips or on Signal at 917-512-0201.

A black mobile billboard truck parked near the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau headquarters in D.C. On the side of the truck, a LED screen reads: Are (were) you a government worker? ProPublica journalists want to hear from you. Signal: 917-512-0201. propublica.org/tips.
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Law Geeklaw_geek
2025-03-06

From 🦋

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
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Mark Reeves 📚 🎸heymarkreeves@mstdn.social
2025-03-06

👏🏻 “I want friction. I want intentionality. I want to listen to an album because I chose it, not because it was shuffled into my ears by a recommendation engine. I want to write, read, and think in places that don't depend on ad revenue or growth hacking. I want to use tools that exist to serve me, not extract from me.”
joanwestenberg.com/im-entering

unicent :cupofcoffee:unicent@infosec.exchange
2025-03-05

@sassdawe Im jealous. Still waiting on mine. Someday!

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2025-03-04

Headlines are all like, “Shock as U.S. Caves to Russia.” I guess “shock” is one way to describe it. “Completely predictable to anyone who hasn't been unconscious for the past 8 years” is another.

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Dr. Cat Hicksgrimalkina
2025-03-04

I'm taking care of myself and I hope you are too. We knew it would be very very hard and it is. Taking care of ourselves is part of continuing to be able to do the work.

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🏳️‍⚧️CupcakeCupcake@beige.party
2025-03-04

Listen, I wouldn't be an elder millennial if I didn't restart on a new social media every few years.

#meme #memes #Mastodon #humor

I once had an Instagram reel get over 5 million views.
Okay grandma let's get you back to your 8 Mastodon followers
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Robin (3D Animation Arc)reb@retro.social
2025-03-03

Running dangerously low on "it is what it is"

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