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@anon_opin Michael McIntyre has you covered:
https://youtu.be/UCo0hSFAWOc

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I finally found a plumber that works around the clock

A photograph of a clock on a wall. A copper plumbing pipe descends vertically, but is curved by whoever installed it to curve around the clock

@catsalad Great simulation, I assume: I literally can’t hear it at all.

@kauer You’re right - it is the other side of the same coin. I must watch! Thanks :)

#Story idea: protagonist is ridiculously good at finding unknown singing talent and giving them the most perfect song, produced in the perfect way, to have them rocket to stardom. All different sounding songs, too.

Turns out protagonist is from an alternate timeline where those people were famous by slightly different strokes of luck, and is just reproducing their greatest hits.

#writing

@bipolaron @TheZooLady @pianomarian @fesshole 👀

@yesterzine 👀

@bipolaron @TheZooLady @pianomarian @fesshole There are strict rules on this where I am. A restaurant has to apply for a licence to do it, showing there is room, and then the licence is very specific about exactly how far out they can go.

@jimfl @fesshole Hard to do from a chair, though.

@yesterzine @IanMoore3000 Let the local parking authority know of the bonanza of fines they can collect for very low effort at the appropriate time on a Sunday.

@tal @paulbottomley42 I’ve seen this happen my very self.

Except, if you see this happen, no you didn’t - so no, I didn’t.

@JustBr0wzing @fesshole With its friend the donkey…

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