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#ShitIFind #swords

I keep seeing that one post about ‘wanting a sword but not being sure What to do with it practically’

when i was like 15 my brother asked me what I wanted for christmas and i jokingly said i want a sword like a knight sword he bought me one from some historical replica place and i just hung it on my wall

and for YEARS what I always did

was whenever i was going out somewhere fancy and I was in my dress and my heels and my hair all nicely done I would take the sword around and just walk around the tile part of my house with it kind of loosely gripped in my hand, just all slow and casual, hear my heels click, carrying it be you would be amazed what looking rly hot AND carrying a sword will do for your confidence I i ke. i'd feel ready for anything

and my mom would always come out because she'd be expecting it and just watch me with some mixture of amusement and bewilderment but she never actually asked

five years later i still do this in college... before job interviews... formal affairs... dates.... just get ready and then carry the sword around for awhile you'll feel so good i promis

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I want a sword now. A pretty one that could take a mans head off please.

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Let's be clear
A lot of people DON'T have "trust issues."
They have "I've seen this pattern of behavior before and I refuse to go through the SAME thing again" issues.

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#ReligionIsPoison #ShitIFind #ThoughtsAndPrayers

Surely the fact that Viagra merely exists is evidence enough that prayer doesn't work 🤔

#ShitIFind #ReligionIsPoison

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mydogisarhino * Jan 17, 2013, 12:55 AM

Whenever church-goers come to my door, my brother and I
do a number of random things. Here's my favorite:

Some people from the local church came by and knocked on
our door and I answered. They asked me if "I had found
Jesus". I stared at them blankly for about 5 seconds then
said "Oh. My. God." followed by quickly turning into the
house and shouting "JESUS! RUN! THEY'RE ONTO YOU!"
My brother then starts running down the hall and into the
kitchen saying "fuckfuckfuck go GO! RUN!" and slamming
the back door. I turned back to them and said "No...." as I
slowly closed the door.

This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen
goodnight

#ShitIFind #Pride #LGBTQIA #LGBTQ

In honor of Pride Month
I'm using napkins from
Chick-fil-A to clog the
toilets at Hobby Lobby

#ActuallyAutistic #GameNight #BoardGames #FamilyTime #ShitIFind

Artist: Kate Pfuhler, 2018

Normal Vs. Nerd : Game Night

Normal: I used to play this with my parents, I think you'll like it.
[person with a parcheesi game]

Nerd: ... that's just a few of the many races vying for supremacy. This game will take up to eight hours, depending on turn phases. No quitting early, remember, Mommy loves you best, and no alliances with your father.
[person with Twilight Imperium game (one box, so no expansions)]

#ActuallyAutistic #ShitIFind

@actuallyautistic

I don't know what autistic person needs to hear this but throw away that cardboard box

#ShitIFind #ReligionIsPoison

He who cannot question his beliefs has none worth defending

Plato

#AmericanChristianity #ReligionIsPoison #Project2025 #SeparationOfChurchandState #shitIFind

#ShitIFind #RiverOfStyx #Charon #YourForeverOutfit

[Image of Charon (Skeleton in black robes and a scythe) crossing the River of Styx, with a passenger wearing a hot dog costume]

Meanwhile on the River of Styx:
Charon says, "Yeah... Unfortunately your death outfit IS your forever outfit. I just really wish they made that more clear."

#ReligionIsPoison #ShitIFind

Religious People,
I Don't Understand Why You're Offended By My Memes.
They're Just Memes
It's Not Like I Follow A Book That Says You Deserve To Burn For Eternity For Not Having The Same Beliefs As Me.
Now THAT Would Be Offensive.

#ShitIFind #ReligionIsPoison

I'm going to ignore any jokes (as they will all be taken as jokes) about a CW or cover for this image.

The fact that you would ask for one proves the point, don't it?

EDIT: The Private Mentions with the pearl clutching is only going to encourage me, not discourage me, FYI. 🤣

"Thank god they don't have to be traumatized by drag queens."

{Young 3-4 year olds depicting the crucifixion of Christ with (depicted by another child mind you) Jesus whipped and bloody and the crown of thorns, with other children depicting the Roman soldiers. A young child is also depicting Mary in a blue head cloth in the foreground before the crucifixion.}

#ShitIFind

On the surface, it'll look like you cut them off.
At the core, they were inconsistent with their actions, deceitful in their movement and after pushing those buttons one time too many, cut THEMSELVES off.

@overthinker113

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Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.

“It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.”

-- Douglas Adams

But it is a significant start...

International Potato Day is celebrated annually on May 30th. This day was designated by the United Nations to raise awareness about the potato's nutritional, economic, environmental, and cultural significance.

#ShitIFind #TheHitchhikersGideToTheGalaxy #DouglasAdams #InternationalPotatoDay #Potatoes

“It can be very dangerous to see things from somebody else's point of view without the proper training.”

-- Douglas Adams

#ShitIFind #TheHitchhikersGideToTheGalaxy #DouglasAdams

“A life that is burdened with expectations is a heavy life. Its fruit is sorrow and disappointment.”

-- Douglas Adams

#ShitIFind #TheHitchhikersGideToTheGalaxy #DouglasAdams

“I'd take the awe of understanding over the awe of ignorance any day.”

-- Douglas Adams

#ShitIFind #Atheism #Atheist #DouglasAdams #TheHitchhikersGideToTheGalaxy

“I don't accept the currently fashionable assertion that any view is automatically as worthy of respect as any equal and opposite view.”

-- Douglas Adams

#ShitIFind #TheHitchhikersGideToTheGalaxy #DouglasAdams

“There is no point in using the word 'impossible' to describe something that has clearly happened.”

-- Douglas Adams

#ShitIFind #TheHitchhikersGideToTheGalaxy #DouglasAdams

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