Gemini Pro Preview: Because what we really needed was another flavor of AI soup with names that sound like budget cars 🚗. Now with 100% more buzzwords and 0% practical application! 🌟🔮
https://deepmind.google/models/gemini/pro/ #GeminiProPreview #AIbuzzwords #TechTrends #InnovationSkepticism #AIflavors #HackerNews #ngated

🤦‍♂️ Ah, yes, because what the world desperately needed was a solar-powered, E-ink IBM XT clone with 100+ hours of battery life. 🌞🔋 GitHub banner ads disguised as content, with a sprinkle of AI buzzwords to make tech hipsters drool. Who needs usability when you can have nostalgia?!
https://github.com/ericjenott/Evertop #solarpower #nostalgia #Eink #IBMXT #techtrends #AIbuzzwords #HackerNews #ngated

🚀 Ah, nothing screams "cutting edge" like optimizing an ancient C library for the latest #JavaScript fad. Don't forget to sprinkle in some AI jargon and #GitHub buzzwords for that extra layer of 🤡. Because who doesn't want to automate their way into a web assembly black hole? 🙃
https://github.com/ncruces/go-sqlite3/tree/main/sqlite3/libc #cuttingedge #Coptimization #AIbuzzwords #automation #HackerNews #ngated