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JTIjti42@infosec.exchange
2026-02-04

@vandox
Es ist eine neue Runde in der Formalisieren-lokal auslegen-Schaukel. Es gab da schon ein paar die letzten paar Jahrhunderte.
Buch ist spannend aber viel zu teuer für die paar Seiten. Bestellts in die lokale Bibliothek.

Abgesehen davon: Selbst wenn man das formalisieren will, muss die Basis sauber sein, sonst wird das epic GIGO.

amazon.de/-/en/Rechtsmaschinen

Und noch weiter davon abgesehen, dass ich den LLMs (d.h. statischen KI Systemen) jetzt keine Fähigkeit zur formalen Logik unterstelllen würde. Das ist dann doch eher das Gebiet der symbolischen Systeme oder Kombinationen beider. Aber then again...

#spaghetticode #techdebt #buchempfehlung #bibliothek

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2026-01-04

Behold, the tech equivalent of a moving company for code! 🚚📦 heroically transfers your precious spaghetti from one repository to another while you sip your artisanal cold brew, pretending that is the future of innovation. Meanwhile, continues its quest to slap "AI" on everything—including your to-do list. 🤖☕
github.com/google/copybara

Habrhabr@zhub.link
2026-01-04

Физика vs коллекционирование марок: что на самом деле имел в виду Резерфорд и при чём здесь геология

Что имел в виду Эрнест Резерфорд, называя всю науку, кроме физики, «коллекционированием марок»? Разбираем иерархию научного знания — от фундаментальной физики до описательной геологии — и смотрим, как исторический конфликт теорий в науках о Земле иллюстрирует этот тезис. Взгляд физика на методологический диссонанс и путь к точности. Разобраться в иерархии

habr.com/ru/articles/982864/

#Наука #Геология #Физика #Научпоп #Классификация_наук #Методология #История_науки #Резерфорд #Мышление #SpaghettiCode

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-12-30

👨‍💻 Ah, yes, the classic "Everything As Code" 💩—because who wouldn't want to manage a company with a single monolith of spaghetti code? 💾 Apparently, all your corporate woes can be solved by cramming them into one glorious JSON file. 🥳 Good luck finding your sanity in that repo! 🙈
kasava.dev/blog/everything-as-

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-12-27

💼🎲 Ah yes, the age-old wisdom that uploading your spaghetti code to GitHub will magically transform you into a coding wizard just because everyone can now see your "brilliance." 🙄 Apparently, luck is now measured by the number of pull requests you receive on your half-baked projects. 🍀✨
github.com/readme/guides/publi

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2025-12-26

"Behold, the pinnacle of tech wizardry: 'Gaussian Splatting 3 Ways'—because apparently, one way of overcomplicating simple concepts wasn't enough. 🤔 GitHub promises to turn your spaghetti code into linguini with , while you marvel at the 'NullandKaleNullSplats' that nobody asked for. 🍝✨"
github.com/NullandKale/NullSpl

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-12-26

Ah, nothing screams "productive weekend" like cramming a mini C compiler for into 700 lines, because who doesn't want to debug more code on a microcontroller no one can spell? 🙈 Meanwhile, throws a festive parade of , ensuring you're too distracted by "Copilot" and "Spark" to notice your project's slow descent into spaghetti code. 🍝
github.com/valdanylchuk/xcc700

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-12-19

🎩 Imagine Rails developers needing yet another "tree of actions" to manage their already tangled workflows 🌳. "Stepped" promises to turn their spaghetti code into... tree spaghetti 🌲🍝! With GitHub's relentless AI bells and whistles, it's like tap-dancing on quicksand while juggling chainsaws 😜🔧.
github.com/envirobly/stepped

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-12-18

🚀 "Please Just Try HTMX" implores like a 🐶 desperate for a treat, yet it's just another "sweary web manifesto" that will be ignored faster than a Chrome update. 🤷‍♂️ You'll chuckle, maybe nod, then return to untangling your spaghetti code while collects dust. 🍝🔧
pleasejusttryhtmx.com/

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-11-22

How to pretend you're a game developer: memorize , slap together a "game engine" in 3 months, and brag about it online. 😂 But hey, at least there's code on GitHub, for those who love deciphering spaghetti! 🍝🔧
edw.is/learning-vulkan/

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-11-10

🚀 Apparently, all you have to do to write "better" code is slap a "Vibe Code Warning" on it, and presto! GitHub's AI will magically make your spaghetti code edible 🍝. I guess the real secret is just to drown your incompetence in and hope for the best 🤖.
github.com/jackdoe/pico2-swd-r

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-11-10

Ah yes, the classic "AI to the rescue" trope where yet another dev discovers that a tool can polish their spaghetti code into slightly less messy spaghetti. 🙄🤖 Because who needs to learn proper commit practices when you can have a robot clean your digital litter box? 🐾
github.com/f/git-rewrite-commi

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-10-28

🚨 Alert: AI code monkeys are overrunning the GitHub zoo! 🐒 Open-source overlords are drowning in a sea of robo-generated spaghetti code, and spoiler: it's not al dente. 😱 Apparently, the AI charmers forgot to invent a tool to untangle this mess—who would've thought? 🙄
samsaffron.com/archive/2025/10

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-10-22

Ah, setHTML(), the latest way to write spaghetti code with an MDN blessing! 🍝😆 Discover the wonders of web APIs while desperately trying to avoid actually understanding them 🔄🤯. A riveting read for those who love endless HTML lists and CSS babble! 📜💤
developer.mozilla.org/en-US/do

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-10-20

🖼️ Behold, a diagram so dense it makes spaghetti code look like a minimalist art piece. Because who wouldn't want to spend their free time deciphering the Linux Network Stack in 2024? 🎨🍝 Apparently, it's a fun pastime for those with a PhD in Hieroglyphics. 🧑‍🏫💀
zenodo.org/records/14179366

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-10-18

Ah, the classic "how to suck less at SQL" guide. 😴 Jordan's groundbreaking revelation: don't write spaghetti code that even your future self will curse you for! 🚫🍝 But hey, who knew that turning status codes into words could be problematic? 😱
datamethods.substack.com/p/sql

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-10-09

OMG, Simon's finally discovered the ancient art of "parallel coding" ⚡🤖! Apparently, the secret to productivity is drowning in a tsunami of AI-generated spaghetti code 🍝🤯. Who knew reviewing a dozen chaotic scripts at once was the holy grail of efficiency? 😂
simonwillison.net/2025/Oct/5/p

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-10-09

Ah yes, the perfect pairing: a Go compiler built in Rust. Because why wouldn't you want to wrap a simple language with the complexity of another? 🤔 Meanwhile, continues its relentless mission to make us think can fix our spaghetti code. 🍝🔧
github.com/raphamorim/goiaba

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-10-05

🔧✨ Behold, the magical Toybox! 🎩✨ Now you can bumble through with a single line tool that does everything and nothing at all. Because who needs focus when you have a Swiss Army knife made of spaghetti code? 🍝🔧
github.com/landley/toybox

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-10-05

Oh, look! 🧐 Another spectacle where is supposedly turning your spaghetti code into gourmet linguine 🍝. Now we can all sleep easy, knowing our are AI's problem 💤—until they become ours again. 🚨
github.com/SudoMaker/rEFui/blo

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