25 Yr Old #AlabamaMan beats Mythical #FloridaMan in Crazed #CryptoCreep Contest... & Efforts Will Potentially Earn Him Years In Prison!

Cell #SimCard Hack Into #SEC #Twitter Account Used To Post Fake #BitCoin Announcement That Caused #PriceSurge & Then Perilous Price Plummet...

https://apnews.com/article/sec-twitter-hack-bitcoin-justice-department-b45370121509a6924f2b2f397faa3df9

Today's #AlabamaMan story. Jeebus. . . this is just sad.

>Mentally ill man arrested after allegedly diving naked into Bass Pro Shop aquarium https://nypost.com/2024/01/05/news/mentally-ill-man-arrested-after-allegedly-diving-naked-into-bass-pro-shop-aquarium/

#FloridaMan? Move over.

#AlabamaMan says “hold my beer”

Nude man nabbed by police after 'cannonball' plunge into giant aquarium at Bass Pro Shop in Alabama | AP News https://apnews.com/article/bass-pro-shops-aquarium-nude-man-arrested-1e3cd9caf8a5eea6e1c4718498c914b3

#brenthinds #alabamaguitar #alabamaman #godofguitar #mastodonrocks

Alabama man indicted for threatening Fulton County District Attorney and Sheriff regarding Trump case

https://www.justice.gov/usao-ndga/pr/alabama-man-indicted-threatening-fulton-county-district-attorney-and-sheriff-regarding

#JusticeDepartment #AlabamaMan #ThreateningCase #FultonCounty #DistrictAttorney #Sheriff #Politics #News

‘He is a danger’: Man faces child abuse and battery charges in road-rage with teens: Sheriff https://lawandcrime.com/crime/he-is-a-danger-man-faces-child-abuse-and-battery-charges-in-road-rage-with-teens-sheriff/

Just another happy day in the good old U.S. of A, with a grown toddler who "obviously became enraged and couldn’t control his temper..."

#AlabamaMan