#AssPrint

2024-09-02

"Wanna try my new security system?"

"Why not?"

"Try to open the door."

[AI Voice:] "In order to open the door, you'll need to provide an ass print."

"An ass print?"

"Yes. Have you ever heard of anybody stealing another person's ass? That's foolproof."

"How do I do this."

"You drop your pants and moon the sensor over there."

[AI Voice:] "Ass print acquired. ... Ass indeterminate. Please provide a fecal sample."

"Shit, I've not implemented that bit yet."

#SecuritySystem #ass #AssPrint #FecalSample #nonsense

Madam Mayhemmadam__mayhem
2024-07-23

Who’s licking it clean?

The leg extension machine at the gym with my delicious looking ass print and sweat stain left on the seat…

Client Info

Server: https://mastodon.social
Version: 2025.04
Repository: https://github.com/cyevgeniy/lmst