#Asspertise

Gigi 🍄‍🟫Gigi@kolektiva.social
2025-03-02

@OnlyHere2MockStans @eatks

I don't understand why she doesn't embrace the term "Ass-pert".

Especially with all her claims of having been mooned.

#Asspertise

Gigi 🍄‍🟫Gigi@kolektiva.social
2025-02-28

@CrypticCatfist @Cherrycola @crockett

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I feel like there was some other ludicrous claim she made within the last couple of weeks and that is a skipping me because I'm fucking tired.

Also involving another form of #Asspertise

Gigi 🍄‍🟫Gigi@kolektiva.social
2025-01-22

Oh, home now.
Lots of messages about her current nonsense.

You know I'm actually more pissed off that none of you told me about the "poured paint on myself" delusion than anything she can do, right?

Seriously, she just knows that the new org frees me up to speak to the media, which, means she foolishly created her own competition. Who's gonna need her #Asspertise now?

I mean, she's getting everything she wanted.

She wanted me out of MDC.
I'm out of MDC.

I feel like there was more of that, but I totally forgot what else she wanted. It doesn't matter. She's getting it!

Sucks being her.

Meme of Spock telling Stonn that:

After a time, you might find that having is not so pleasing a thing, after all, as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true.
Gigi 🍄‍🟫Gigi@kolektiva.social
2025-01-21

@Cherrycola

Not to mention that she keeps hanging her whole #Asspertise out there every time she exposes that she has zero understanding of what's happening.

But she gets to feel like the MKO, I guess.

Gigi 🍄‍🟫Gigi@kolektiva.social
2025-01-19

Have been informed that my stalker is out there showing off her whole #Asspertise again, trying to get clicks and clout off someone else's efforts as usual.

"I know all these people! They all hate me!"

What a Sa'd life.

#CarymaNgo

Gigi 🍄‍🟫Gigi@kolektiva.social
2025-01-02

Lordt.
I have three days worth of screenshots to look at.

I don't know that I even want to.

How about I just post a whole bunch of hashtags and pretend I did.

#AproposOfNothingInParticular #NarcissistLogic #RealityChallenged #Asspertise

Gigi 🍄‍🟫Gigi@kolektiva.social
2024-12-20

Oh, I'm being told that someone is out touting their #Asspertise again!

She is the living embodiment of:

That woman knows nothing, but she knows it loudly!

#CarymaNgo

Gigi 🍄‍🟫Gigi@kolektiva.social
2024-12-11

Man, someone is sure stewing in the jealousy, what with her meal tickets getting all the airtime and attention while her own #Asspertise goes ignored... no! wait!

She just had a wildly popular spot on a national podcast this week, so you'd expect her to still be riding that high, right?

Ha!
What do I keep saying?

Anhedonia.

Gigi 🍄‍🟫Gigi@kolektiva.social
2024-12-03

Maybe I should rebrand as a ✌🏾"protest expert"✌🏾.

After all I've actually attended a protest or two.

Gotta be better than relying on the #Asspertise of some rando who has only stood across the street staring at them, trying to figure out how she can make it about herself.

Gigi 🍄‍🟫Gigi@kolektiva.social
2024-11-28

@TonyYVCE

Wow.
How many more people gotta find out that Nazis aren't their friends the hard way this week?

Canada First rally jackhole learning that Nazis don't care that only his dad's Jewish plus Dags not getting the "Caryma is exempt" memo she thinks she's getting.

So much for her #Asspertise

Gigi 🍄‍🟫Gigi@kolektiva.social
2024-11-27

#GigiLexicon

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Ass-pertise:

When your actual expertise is talking out of your ass about stuff you know nothing about.

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#Asspertise #CarymaNgo

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