I do this thing every once in a while where I choose a random horoscope (that isn't mine) to see if it applies to me and today I chose Scorpio. ♏
"Your excellent communicative ability will be even stronger today. Whether your problems have to do with a colleague, boss, spouse, friend, or relative, you will find the words..."
okay, I'm gonna stop you right there. This one is so vague it perfectly demonstrates 'The Barnum Effect' (see below).