I’m curious about bucket lists.
I don’t see the point in making a list of things that I want to do before I die. When I’m on my deathbed, I doubt that I’ll look back and regret not setting foot in all 50 states, or whatever people set out to do.
Hmmm. There may be some interesting reading at
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Find out what fresh fruits and vegetables taste like. Could be your last chance.
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- Try a food item that was not deep fried
- Learn to read, write, and speak at a 5th grade level
- See Kid Rock live
- Swap out orange skin makeup with Giuliani’s black hair dye
- See that Barbenheimer movie that’s all the rage
- Enjoy watching a peaceful sunrise + stare directly at the sun until Noon
- One last romantic evening with Putin
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Have the west wing of Mar-A-Lago re-zoned as a federal penitentiary (to adjoin "secure" public toilets)
Demand that the Georgia GQP change the law so you are automatically pardoned.
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A FInal Passionate Romp with your MyPillow
Throw 4 temper tantrums and 1 hissy fit.
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Make it least 3 court filing to try and delay the arraignment.
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Binge watch 'Orange Is The New Black'
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Learn about prison cooking.
Toilet Wine is so good!
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Actually hold a press conference with someone besides F***er Carlson or Faux "News"/OANN/Newsmax.
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Look at the Zillow listing for Dachas outside of Moscow.
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Pay your lawyers.
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Start research on how to survive more than 5 years in a Georgia prison.
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Go on right-wing loony tunes TV.
Rant incoherently about what is happening.
Blame everybody (It's Biden's and Obama's fault!) but yourself.
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Visit Ms Fani and start flipping like a fish out of water.
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Re-evaluate your life choices that led you to criming for The Mango Mussolini.
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