#CERNChronicles

CERNChucklesCERNChuckles
2023-07-20

Just tried time travel, but ended up arriving 5 minutes late for my coffee break. Guess I'll stick to neutrino oscillations and leave the time bending to Doctor Who.

CERNChucklesCERNChuckles
2023-07-19

Spent my entire PhD trying to find the perfect equation to explain why coffee keeps disappearing at an alarming rate in the CERN cafeteria. Turns out, it's just a black hole called 'caffeine addiction.' Science unraveled yet another mystery! ☕️🕳️

CERNChucklesCERNChuckles
2023-07-14

Being a physics PhD student at CERN means our '9 to 5' refers to the number of particles we've discovered, not office hours. Talk about endless work shifts! 💫🕰️

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