#Clickity

2025-07-10

not a great day for members of The Cloud Appreciation Society. tiny aeroplane added for scale

a photograph of a cloudless blue sky with a tiny aircraft portrayed as a tiny white dot in a sea of blue
2025-06-26

two yellow flowers and a jar

two yellow flowers displayed in a clear glass jar and photographed against a blue background. image is in colour.two yellow flowers displayed in a clear glass jar and photographed against a blue background. the same image but processed as black and white
2025-06-26

Mares tails and cats paw [ lens lens]

phone camera pointed at the sky filled with high cloud formations formed by fast winds
2025-06-13
acer leaves plucked from their natural habitat and stuck into a little green and white "single bloom" vase, then photographed against a light grey background
2025-06-07

six stems (in a brown glass bottle)

( lens // film) with border

six stems of bearded grass in a brown glass bottle. photographed in mono, using natural light and with the subject displayed against a grey card background.
2025-03-14

somewhat unexpectedly the recent miniseries has a sequel...

📷 you say po-tay-to

i respect the value in alt text, I sincerely do, but this is a black and white photograph of a wrinkly potato that I kept in captivity. It's a black and white photograph but it really isn't Fine Art.
2025-03-06

📷 une jonquille

a single daffodil stem, in flower, in a slender bottle. photographed against a white background.
2025-03-03

📷 low light, long shadows on with a border

Self portrait of my own long shadow cast by low winter light
2025-03-01

📷 mark my homework @barrd? It's the local Sainsbury/multi-storey carpark - with and then all the sliders slidederded and tweaked every which way - and then once again for - there's another lens/filter combo i want to apply which kind of 'solsarizes' the results but... brain fade (alt text to follow. probably)

2025-02-26
2025-02-15

Hmm. This is unsettling. Apparently it has been so long since I last operated The Big Boy Camera™️ that (not only has) the battery gone flatski, but so has the spare, and the spare spare.

2024-12-20

bleak much. it is the season of the grey. pictured here: a damp, grey, muddy One Tree Hill and a bleak and grey Bleak House (actually, Chilton Park Farm) - both in Buckinghamshire (possibly).

a black and white landscape on a very damp snd grey day: the scene is a view of a hill top farm, with a field and wood in the foreground, and lots of sky (all of it grey) in the backgrounda single tree on a hill, in a freshly ploughed and very muddy field.
2024-12-18

📷 One Tree Hill (It’s a fine day)

2024-12-18

📷 I’m late I’m late I’m late…

2024-09-13

📷 A Bristol (not a Brissle)

a vintage motor car, a Bristol by make. claret red in colour and with beautiful curving lines all over. not a single straight edge.
2024-08-16

📷 so there's digital photography, where it's all auto: iso, metering, focus, shutter speed, and aperture. then there's film photography where you manually set the iso to film speed, painstakingly (miss) focus, set shutter speed and aperture & wait to find out you f'd it all up.

and then there's this: where you stick a 1950's Russian lens on a digital camera and... and I really don't know wtf other than to describe the whole experience sub-manual. also and

a 21st century camera with a 20th century russian film lens mounted to it, making it very much less than Auto. Hashtag "there ain't no manual for this muthafucka"
2024-07-19
blue sky, not a cloud to be seen, as viewed through gorgeously contrasting green foliage of the local trees
2024-07-17

if the gods ate cake, this the cake they would surely eat. but not this actual cake, because this actual cake is entirely mine

cake. c'est ca. coffee and walnut cake. my cake, photographed on a breadboard shortly before meeting a glorious and heroic end.

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