#Republicans found the perfect animal mascot to promote their new health insurance plan.
#Colbert #Comedy #ColdOpens #StephenColbert #TheLateShow
youtu.be/45pbmNHdoxE?...
The GOP Unveils A New Health C...
#ColdOpens
Donald Trump Gets His Very Own Lawn Mower – YouTube
Finally, President Trump can enjoy a lawnmower that isn't complicated to start. #Colbert #Comedy #ColdOpens #StephenColbert #TheLateShowSubscribe To "The Lat... — Read on www.youtube.com/watch
This is what happens when you pardon a notorious drug kingpin.
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youtu.be/E0z_GtHIVns?...
Scarface 2: The Pardoning
El líder de la resistencia anura tiene un mensaje:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw5zxdSObso
Via The Late Show, Sept 18, 2025
Disney's message to employees:
Shut your trap
🎵 Mum’s the word. Have you heard? Kissing ass is what’s preferred. 🎶
#Colbert #Comedy #ColdOpens #JimmyKimmel #StephenColbert #TheLateShow
The message is clear
Disney’s Message To Employees: Shut Your Trap
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HMGD1KCYFOw&si=xtydp8ev3eBi9O_b
> Mum’s the word. Have you heard? Kissing ass is what’s preferred. #Colbert #Comedy #ColdOpens #JimmyKimmel #StephenColbert #disney
@ai6yr The Apple iKiss, when you want to kiss the prezidents ass and leave your business alone.
The maker of the iPhone just introduced the most technologically advanced way to kiss the president's ass. "Unprecedented puckered pressure."
The solid gold base is just the iBribe.
#Colbert #Comedy #ColdOpens #Apple #iPhone #PresidentTrump #Glass #iKiss #StephenColbert #TheLateShow
Introducing The Apple iKiss
The maker of the iPhone just introduced the most technologically advanced way to kiss the president's ass. "Unprecedented puckered pressure."
The solid gold base is just the iBribe
#Colbert #Comedy #ColdOpens #Apple #iPhone #PresidentTrump #Glass #iKiss #StephenColbert #TheLateShow
For President Trump, the enemy is everywhere. "STAIRS!" 😱😂
Donald Trump's Chief Enemy: Stairs
For President Trump, the enemy is everywhere. #Colbert #Comedy #ColdOpens #PresidentTrump #StephenColbert #TheLateShowSubscribe To "The Late Show"
https://youtu.be/enOWyGrJ1lM?si=lMnAzwA4UUo83MP6
#USA #Idaho #ThisIsAmericaNow
Cover Up Your Truck Nuts
Idaho is banning America's favorite auto accessory, but we found a workaround.#Colbert #Comedy #ColdOpens #TruckNuts #StephenColbert
Via #StephenColbert and #TheLateShow, March 25
Are you tired of being contacted by the Secretary of Defence sharing imminent war plans?
Download the HegsBlocker today!
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Something might have been lost in translation as the French president gave remarks in the Oval Office.
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Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires #Colbert #Comedy #ColdOpens #ElonMusk #DOGE #NationalParks #StephenColbert #TheLateShow #1 #YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lI2KKaH2rI
The Amazing Adventures Of Worm In Brain-Man #Colbert #Comedy #ColdOpens #1 #YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8EOIFmEtp8
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#ColdOpens #RippedFromTheHeadlines
Perfect. No Notes. 📜✍️
Trump’s Theory Of Magnetivity
https://www.cbs.com/shows/video/b4BKCOMvLMk6wui64OWSev53FHHiWy1_/
> The former president presents his theory on how magnets work.
#Colbert #Comedy #ColdOpens Air Date: Jan 8, 2024_**
Tucker Carlson Gets To Say Goodbye To His Viewers #Colbert #Comedy #ColdOpens #1 #YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V21M5h_PeOA
Meet Don Treason And His Family! #Colbert #Comedy #ColdOpens #1 #YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIjf_vEbbv8
Tucker Carlson Presents: "Jaws" #Colbert #Comedy #ColdOpens #1 #YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-Zk7iLrIQg
A Compilation Of Herschel Walker Being Honest And Transparent #Colbert #Comedy #ColdOpens #YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVOtgyVja2g
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