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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2026-01-22

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

Another cold, cold morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace: the sun is broken, and it'll never be warm again. Kittys are fed and on patrol. Meds are consumed.

Donald J Puppyfucker brazenly kidnapped the leader of another country, and is stealing their oil, to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a Nazi shithole. The Gestapo shooting people in the face is the rule, not the exception.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: I'm wearing my red onesie with hood and ears this morning. You have been warned.

*lurches away singing I'm Too Sexy*

Happiness is when you have your priorities in order. As the other girls screamed and clawed at each other to catch the bouquet, Sandra continued to drink from her refreshing beverage.
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2026-01-20

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea water is heating .

A cold, cold morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed. Meds are consumed, and I anxiously await kick-in.

Donald J Puppyfucker is terrorizing Minneapolis to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls. Donald J Puppyfucker kidnapped the president of another country to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls. Donald J Puppyfucker is starting WW3 to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a terrorist state. The Gestapo shooting Americans in the face is the rule, not the exception.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: In the shuffling madness...

Nancy sings Locomotive Breath. He sees his children jumping off At the stations one by one His woman and his best friend In bed and having fun Oh, he's crawling down the corridor On his hands and knees Old Charlie stole the the handle And the train, it won't stop going No way to slow down
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2026-01-19

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A cold, cold morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are being assholes. Kick-in can't arrive quick enough.

Donald J Puppyfucker brazenly kidnapped the leader of another country, and is stealing their oil, is sending his Gestapo to shoot people in the face, and threatening war with Europe, all to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a nazi shithole. ICE shooting innocent people in the face is the rule, not the exception.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: [REDACTED]

A wolf pauses before a structure with a pig looking over the top. The fourth little pig's house was made of wolf skulls. They aren't very sturdy, but they send a message.
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2026-01-18

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed. I anxiously await kick-in.

Donald J Puppyfucker brazenly kidnapped the leader of another country, and is stealing their oil, to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a nazi shithole.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Blä.

A zebra watches a pair of lions fucking. Richard Attenborough voice: Here it is clearly shown that sex is more important than a meal, and that watching porn is more important than running for your life.
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2026-01-17

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A painful morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are once more being assholes. I anxiously await kick-in.

Donald J Puppyfucker brazenly kidnapped the leader of another country, and is stealing their oil, to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a Nazi shithole.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda:

No. Fuck you. I'm sorry. It's white text on a black background, reading No. Fuck you.
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2026-01-15

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A dreary morn here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed. It's bad this morning.

Donald J Puppyfucker brazenly kidnapped the leader of another country, and is stealing their oil, to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a Nazi shithole.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Fuck all.

Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2026-01-14

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A mild, but dreary morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed. I anxiously await kick-in.

Donald J Puppyfucker brazenly kidnapped the leader of another country, and is stealing their oil, to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a Nazi shithole.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: American president go fuck yourself.

Donald J Puppyfucker as Uncle Sam. Uncle Pedo wants you to forget he's in the Epstein Files. Right at the top of the list.
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2026-01-13

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A wet morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Wets continue to fall from the sky. Kittys ignore their food. Hedgehogs have shit everywhere. I anxiously await kick-in.

Donald J Puppyfucker brazenly kidnapped the leader of another country, and is stealing their oil, to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a terrorist state. ICE shooting innocent people in the face is the rule, not the exception.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Is he dead yet?

No? 🙄A slug can dream.

An ECG monitors a heartbeat, which suddenly stops. A slug can dream.
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2026-01-12

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A miserable morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace, melting snow splats from the sky. Kittys are fed and on patrol. I saw hedgehogs last night, so they're NOT hibernating. I anxiously await kick-in.

Donald J Puppyfucker brazenly kidnapped the leader of another country, and is stealing their oil, to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a terrorist state. ICE murdering innocent people is the rule, not the exception.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Would you have gone to Nazi Germany in 1936 to see the Olympics? Would you travel to Nazi AmeriKKKa in 2026 to watch football?
#FuckFIFA

An ugly, fat, blowfish that looks like Donald J Puppyfucker.
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2026-01-11

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A cold, wet morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed. Meds are consumed. Kick in can't occur fast enough.

Donald J Puppyfucker brazenly kidnapped the leader of another country, and is stealing their oil, to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a terrorist state. DHS and ICE murdering innocent people is the rule, not the exception.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Is he dead yet? No?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
AAAAAAAHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHH!
AAHH! AAHH! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

A book entitled Don't Lick The Stripper Pole features a young lad doing just that.
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2026-01-10

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A moist morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are being assholes. I anxiously await kick-in.

Donald J Puppyfucker brazenly kidnapped the leader of another country, and is stealing their oil, to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a terrorist state. What happened in Minneapolis is the rule, not the exception.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: TBD

Comic book ad for X-ray glasses for girls. A girl wears them, sees a guy labeled Future Of Torment and Pain. "I can see his true intentions!" Prevent a life of misery. Only $1.
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2026-01-09

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A damp morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed, hedgehogs are finally hibernating. Meds are consumed, and I await kick-in.

Donald J Puppyfucker brazenly kidnapped the leader of another country, and is stealing their oil, to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a terrorist state. What happened in Minneapolis is the rule, not the exception.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: ICE shooting and killing innocent people is the pattern, not the anomaly.

Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2026-01-08

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A cold, cold morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed. I anxiously await kick-in.

Donald J Puppyfucker brazenly kidnapped the leader of another country, and is stealing their oil, to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a terrorist state.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Foment unrest.

Anonymous says : Your next job could be in revolution. You just don't know it yet. Rethink. Reform. Revolt.
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2026-01-07

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

Another cold morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed. Hedgehog food is untouched, and I haven't heard them. I think they may finally be hibernating. Meds are consumed, and I anxiously await kick-in.

Donald J Puppyfucker brazenly kidnapped the leader of another country, and is stealing their oil, to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a terrorist state.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: TBD

Baby Yoda flips the bird. The tolerant left? No, they're down the hall. We're the "fuck off and die you racist motherfuckers" left.
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2026-01-06

@drahardja
Be the Luigi you want to see in the world.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

It'sa me! Luigi!
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2026-01-06

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A cold morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Snow blankets the ground. Kittys are fed and on patrol. I anxiously await kick-in.

Donald J Puppyfucker brazenly kidnapped the leader of another country, and is stealing their oil, to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a terrorist state.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Continue to fervently hope to have a reason to masturbate in the streets, dancing, and that the reason I'm dancing was painful and horrible.

From left to right: some hooker, Donald J Puppyfucker, Jeffrey Epstein, and Ghislane Maxwell. Friends.
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2026-01-05

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A cold, cold morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed. I anxiously await kick-in.

Donald J Puppyfucker brazenly kidnapped the leader of another country, and is stealing their oil, to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a terrorist state.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: *inarticulate screaming* @scream

A corpulent Donald J Puppyfucker wearing boxer shorts tries to keep all the teenage girls he raped in the closet.
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2026-01-04

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A chilly morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. Meds await.

Donald J Puppyfucker brazenly kidnapped the leader of another country, and is stealing their oil, to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a terrorist state.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Live ugly.

An opo screams into a microphone: You laugh and say we play dead, but it is you who pretends at being alive.
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2026-01-03

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A frozen morn here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. Hedgehogs have shit everywhere. I await kick-in.

Is he dead yet? Will no one rid me of this turbulent Puppyfucker?
America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of pedophile rapists.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

🇮🇱 Israel is a terrorist state.

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Don't dream it, be it.

Two masked and hooded people kiss in front of a burning building. What if we kissed in the smoldering ruins of the ruling class?
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2026-01-02

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A snowy morn here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. Sleeping in is a double edged sword. Owie.

Is he dead yet?
America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of pedophile rapists.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Same as it ever was.
Same as it ever was.
Same as it ever was.
Same as it ever was.
Same as it ever was.

Pooh and Piglet walk through a snowy Hundred Acre Wood. Is he dead yet, asked Piglet. No, said Pooh. Fuck, said Piglet.

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