#CompostTheRich

Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2026-01-18

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed. I anxiously await kick-in.

Donald J Puppyfucker brazenly kidnapped the leader of another country, and is stealing their oil, to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a nazi shithole.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Blä.

A zebra watches a pair of lions fucking.

Richard Attenborough voice: Here it is clearly shown that sex is more important than a meal, and that watching porn is more important than running for your life.
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2026-01-17

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A painful morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are once more being assholes. I anxiously await kick-in.

Donald J Puppyfucker brazenly kidnapped the leader of another country, and is stealing their oil, to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a Nazi shithole.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda:

No. Fuck you.
I'm sorry. It's white text on a black background, reading
No. Fuck you.
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2026-01-15

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A dreary morn here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed. It's bad this morning.

Donald J Puppyfucker brazenly kidnapped the leader of another country, and is stealing their oil, to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a Nazi shithole.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Fuck all.

Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2026-01-14

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A mild, but dreary morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed. I anxiously await kick-in.

Donald J Puppyfucker brazenly kidnapped the leader of another country, and is stealing their oil, to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a Nazi shithole.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: American president go fuck yourself.

Donald J Puppyfucker as Uncle Sam.
Uncle Pedo wants you to forget he's in the Epstein Files.

Right at the top of the list.
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2026-01-13

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A wet morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Wets continue to fall from the sky. Kittys ignore their food. Hedgehogs have shit everywhere. I anxiously await kick-in.

Donald J Puppyfucker brazenly kidnapped the leader of another country, and is stealing their oil, to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a terrorist state. ICE shooting innocent people in the face is the rule, not the exception.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Is he dead yet?

No? 🙄A slug can dream.

An ECG monitors a heartbeat, which suddenly stops.
A slug can dream.
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2026-01-12

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A miserable morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace, melting snow splats from the sky. Kittys are fed and on patrol. I saw hedgehogs last night, so they're NOT hibernating. I anxiously await kick-in.

Donald J Puppyfucker brazenly kidnapped the leader of another country, and is stealing their oil, to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a terrorist state. ICE murdering innocent people is the rule, not the exception.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Would you have gone to Nazi Germany in 1936 to see the Olympics? Would you travel to Nazi AmeriKKKa in 2026 to watch football?
#FuckFIFA

An ugly, fat, blowfish that looks like Donald J Puppyfucker.
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2026-01-11

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A cold, wet morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed. Meds are consumed. Kick in can't occur fast enough.

Donald J Puppyfucker brazenly kidnapped the leader of another country, and is stealing their oil, to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a terrorist state. DHS and ICE murdering innocent people is the rule, not the exception.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Is he dead yet? No?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
AAAAAAAHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHH!
AAHH! AAHH! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

A book entitled Don't Lick The Stripper Pole features a young lad doing just that.
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2026-01-10

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A moist morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are being assholes. I anxiously await kick-in.

Donald J Puppyfucker brazenly kidnapped the leader of another country, and is stealing their oil, to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a terrorist state. What happened in Minneapolis is the rule, not the exception.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: TBD

Comic book ad for X-ray glasses for girls.
A girl wears them, sees a guy labeled Future Of Torment and Pain. "I can see his true intentions!"
Prevent a life of misery.
Only $1.
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2026-01-09

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A damp morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed, hedgehogs are finally hibernating. Meds are consumed, and I await kick-in.

Donald J Puppyfucker brazenly kidnapped the leader of another country, and is stealing their oil, to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a terrorist state. What happened in Minneapolis is the rule, not the exception.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: ICE shooting and killing innocent people is the pattern, not the anomaly.

Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2026-01-08

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A cold, cold morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed. I anxiously await kick-in.

Donald J Puppyfucker brazenly kidnapped the leader of another country, and is stealing their oil, to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a terrorist state.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Foment unrest.

Anonymous says :
Your next job could be in revolution.
You just don't know it yet.
Rethink. Reform. Revolt.
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2026-01-07

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

Another cold morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed. Hedgehog food is untouched, and I haven't heard them. I think they may finally be hibernating. Meds are consumed, and I anxiously await kick-in.

Donald J Puppyfucker brazenly kidnapped the leader of another country, and is stealing their oil, to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a terrorist state.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: TBD

Baby Yoda flips the bird.
The tolerant left? No, they're down the hall.
We're the "fuck off and die you racist motherfuckers" left.
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2026-01-06

@drahardja
Be the Luigi you want to see in the world.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

It'sa me! Luigi!
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2026-01-06

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A cold morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Snow blankets the ground. Kittys are fed and on patrol. I anxiously await kick-in.

Donald J Puppyfucker brazenly kidnapped the leader of another country, and is stealing their oil, to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a terrorist state.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Continue to fervently hope to have a reason to masturbate in the streets, dancing, and that the reason I'm dancing was painful and horrible.

From left to right: some hooker, Donald J Puppyfucker, Jeffrey Epstein, and Ghislane Maxwell.
Friends.
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2026-01-05

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A cold, cold morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed. I anxiously await kick-in.

Donald J Puppyfucker brazenly kidnapped the leader of another country, and is stealing their oil, to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a terrorist state.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: *inarticulate screaming* @scream

A corpulent Donald J Puppyfucker wearing boxer shorts tries to keep all the teenage girls he raped in the closet.
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2026-01-04

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A chilly morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. Meds await.

Donald J Puppyfucker brazenly kidnapped the leader of another country, and is stealing their oil, to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a terrorist state.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Live ugly.

An opo screams into a microphone:
You laugh and say we play dead, but it is you who pretends at being alive.
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2026-01-03

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A frozen morn here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. Hedgehogs have shit everywhere. I await kick-in.

Is he dead yet? Will no one rid me of this turbulent Puppyfucker?
America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of pedophile rapists.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

🇮🇱 Israel is a terrorist state.

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Don't dream it, be it.

Two masked and hooded people kiss in front of a burning building.
What if we kissed in the smoldering ruins of the ruling class?
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2026-01-02

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A snowy morn here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. Sleeping in is a double edged sword. Owie.

Is he dead yet?
America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of pedophile rapists.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Same as it ever was.
Same as it ever was.
Same as it ever was.
Same as it ever was.
Same as it ever was.

Pooh and Piglet walk through a snowy Hundred Acre Wood.
Is he dead yet, asked Piglet.
No, said Pooh. 
Fuck, said Piglet.
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2026-01-01

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A gray morn here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys ignore their food and want out. I await kick-in.

Is he dead yet?
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Groping Old Pedophiles.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Me, too, xenomorph. Me, too.

The xe from Alien sits on a box, depressed.
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2025-12-31

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A subzero morn here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed. Meds are consumed.

Is he dead yet? Will no one rid me of this turbulent Puppyfucker?
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Groping Old Pedophiles.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

Israel is a terrorist state.

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Nada. Nada damn thing.

A giant snail rampage through a city.
People scream Walk for your lives!
2025-12-30

Dead Billionaire soda. #EatTheRich #CompostTheRich

Liquid Death can with that as the name of the flavor. It’s an Arnold Palmer by description.

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