So, RepubliQans nearly came to blows with themselves tonight. What is something so awful to say that a fellow GQPer will cover your mouth?! The next two years are going to be painful, crazy, dangerous, damaging, embarrassing, surreal, unbearable, a complete shit show, etc.

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BREAKING
Sources close to Kevin McCarthy say the latest round of negotiations has the would-be Speaker of the House promising:
- Lauren Boebert a brain
- Matt Gaetz a heart
- Victoria Spartz some courage

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