New song idea about reaching late middle age, and tending to the associated aches and pains that come along with it. It's called"Smell's like Surgical Spirit". #CrapJoke #ImHereAllWeekend

I suppose it's a better use of their time than losing at football.

#rangers #spl #fedifc #crapjoke

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/feb/11/rangers-search-for-feral-pigs-thought-to-have-been-released-in-cairngorms

It's the time of year where we remember the baby cheeses.

#CrapJoke #BabyJesus #Christmas

BREAKING: Sunak claims 'that was the plan all along' after first immigration flight lands in Rhonda.

#CrapJokeAboutSomethingThatsNotAllThatFunny #ToriesOut #crapjoke

Q: What hides behind the counter in the baker's and listens in on your conversation?

A: A Mince Spy

#CrapJoke #xmas #MincePie

Q. What's half of a half?

A. Ha.

#CrapJoke

Can we safely assume that all clay dinosaurs come from the plasticene era?

#paleontology #crapjoke

I’ve had a bunged up nose for a month now. I’m going to be representing England at the catarrh World Cup. #worldcup #crapjoke #dadjoke #sorry