Bitcoin’s Price Logic Finally Explains Itself, Shocks Absolutely No One

#CryptoWisdom #CuttingEdgeFinance #BreakingNooze #SatireNews #BitcoinLogic By: TheJestPress.com In a groundbreaking report that has shaken the very foundation of 14-year-old day traders everywhere, Citi analysts revealed Monday that Bitcoin’s price will increase if people buy more of it and, conversely, won’t if they don’t. Described by insiders as “the economic revelation of the millennium,” the…

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