#DougMisicko

2024-07-24

Is it dead-naming to refer to “Lucien Greaves” as “Doug Misicko”?

No, it is not.

queersatanic.com/is-it-dead-na

Sometimes well-meaning people ask this question sincerely, but in practice, it usually feels like people raise and deploy the specter of dead-naming as a way to distract from all of the other criticisms of The Satanic Temple and its owners that are completely indefensible.

He is not calling himself names like “Greaves” or “Doug Mesner” out of a sincere desire to identify differently than his government name but because he is attempting to make it more difficult to hold him accountable as the owner of a collection of for-profit and tax-exempt corporations he solely or jointly controls totally.

Moreover, we’re still being sued by #TheSatanicTemple in ̷f̷e̷d̷e̷r̷a̷l̷ ̷c̷o̷u̷r̷t̷ ̷a̷n̷d̷ ̷n̷o̷w̷ King County Superior Court.

#TST is also still suing Newsweek and its reporter (but maybe not her anymore!) for writing about us. In addition, the #SatanicTemple is now suing a TikToker in Texas for talking about our case. Check the profile link for more.

#LucienGreaves #DougMesner #DougMisicko #DeadNaming

2023-11-10

In the most recent episode of HBO's #LastWeekTonight with #JohnOliver", he made a mention of a particular publicity stunt by a certain satanic for-profit business-cum-church.

In so doing, he demonstrated perfectly the way #TheSatanicTemple's grift works, and the limitations of "Last Week Tonight" as an actual news program rather than what it is: a popularizer and disseminator of the work done by others.

If the show had done a proper investigation, they would have immediately found huge red flags involving the Temple's clinic that call into question its legitimacy entirely. Since they did not, we'll show you what so many have missed despite being out in the open.

First, we're going to show how at its most basic and fundamental level, the The #SatanicTemple's clinic is vulnerable to any legal challenge or government investigation due to its use of false information in its corporate registration as TST owners #DougMisicko and #CevinSoling continue to inappropriately use pseudonyms on legal documents.

Next, we're going to look at the way the clinic fits into #TST's pattern of claiming it can help people in states with abortion restrictions and bans despite never being able to deliver on that promise, a false claim the Temple literally advertises and profits off of.

Finally, we're going to talk about how the Temple's use of a corporation that has tax-exempt church approval and unwillingness to be financially transparent makes it impossible to keep track of exactly how much money is involved, especially since every role of corporate governance is filled by the same two men, Soling and Misicko, and their pseudonyms.

queersatanic.com/what-john-oli

#SamuelAlito #SamuelAlitosMomsSatanicAbortionClinic #Abortion #AbortionRights #NewMexico

2023-10-02

> But in practice, former members told me, the final say goes to the “executive ministry,” made up of [Doug Misicko] and [Cevin Soling]. Local groups are expected to get clearance from Salem for their events and campaigns, and to pass on a percentage of their revenue.

Today is a good day for The Satanic Temple to release its finances, by the way:
queersatanic.com/today-is-a-go

#DougMisicko #CevinSoling #SalemMA

Another frequent complaint is about the centralization of power. The Temple’s org chart shows that decisions are made in consultation with the National Council. But in practice, former members told me, the final say goes to the “executive ministry,” made up of Greaves and Jarry. Local groups are expected to get clearance from Salem for their events and campaigns, and to pass on a percentage of their revenue.

Greaves said that his critics “often seem to be under the delusion that the Satanic Temple makes a lot of money, and that if they just broke free of Satanic Temple management and had their own group, that money would be coming to them.” (The Temple’s accounts are not publicly available for review.) Joseph Laycock, who literally wrote the book on the Temple, told me that he couldn’t find a “smoking gun” to support the ex-members’ concerns about fundraising.
2023-09-03

These are also two people — #CevinSoling and #DougMisicko — who are politically completely opposed to what their popular support imagines them to be.

These are not trolls who are owning Christian Nationalists by exposing their hypocrisy; in fact, The Satanic Temple's two owners unironically want many of the same things as white nationalist reactionaries, such as completely undermining public schools:

queersatanic.com/cevin-soling-

2023-08-29

@SapphicSelene There are a lot of great people within The Satanic Temple who legitimately are trying to do good work.

Unfortunately, they are wasting their energy and resources supporting a structure designed to extract their labor and funds for the benefit of the two owners #CevinSoling and #DougMisicko, who are just awful people.

queersatanic.com/lucien-greave

queersatanic.com/cevin-soling-

queersatanic.com/the-cevin-who

2023-08-28

There is a massive overlap between the kind of person who is most threatened by #ChristianNationalism, and the kind of person whom The Satanic Temple would declare it a matter of practicality to threaten into silence for having been disillusioned or victimized by TST locally.

And when you understand that #TheSatanicTemple is designed, on purpose, to only benefit two people — two dipshit Boomers with a history of reactionary, extractive politics — you understand why that overlap isn’t a coincidence, and why the culture that results is only going to hurt more people.

#CevinSoling #DougMisicko

2023-02-04

=WHAT THE HELL IS "THE SATANIC TEMPLE"?=

So, if that's what The Satanic Temple is *not*, well, what is TST really?

As of 2022, TST is a collection of at least six corporations, four for-profit and two non-profit, with only one of those being a tax-exempt church.

The Temple and its two owners, #CevinSoling and #DougMisicko, describe that church in contradictory ways depending on the venue and most expedient excuse at that moment.

But in March 2012 when the web domains TheSatanicTemple .com and .org, were registered, TST was just a twinkle in the eye of Cevin "#MalcolmJarry" Soling as he imagined a prank documentary about "the nicest Satanic Cult in the world".

Along with friend and collaborator David "Nicholas Crowe" Guinan, Soling used his own company Spectacle Films, Inc. to begin producing this "nice Satanists" movie with the first stunt a public prayer event in Tallahassee, Fla., in January 2013.

Soling had brought his friend Doug Misicko (a.k.a. "#DougMesner"), a self-identified Satanist, in on the project to be an expert and add verisimilitude.

Originally intended to be a role shared by Guinan, Soling, and Misicko, it was Misicko who would eventually step into the "#LucienGreaves" role full time after the first actor—and stunt— flopped.

Through 2013, #TheSatanicTemple muddled through a number of different stunts and contrary postures from "Adopt-a-Highway" to Misicko "teabagging" the grave of the Westboro Baptist Church leader Fred Phelps' mother, which got coverage from Vice, HuffPo, and others as a "#PinkMass"

Finally, at the end of the year, Guinan, Misicko, and Soling landed on the stunt that would bring them to lasting national prominence: the promise that they would install their own Baphomet statue opposite a public monument to the 10 Commandments in Oklahoma.

Tens of thousands of dollars in donations followed; the fact that TST never actually sued anyone and the ACLU won the case without any help from the Temple mattered not at all.

The Satanic Temple also made sure that this specific statue design was officially TST's intellectual property and a registered trademark they could sue over.

The Satanic Temple made sure their statue got them into lots of headlines and proceeded to fundraise off of the idea they could counter Christian monuments with the threat of their own statue arriving to guarantee religious plurality was preserved; more money poured in.

In reality, as the prank doc drifted into a project with no end date, #DavidGuinan eventually left it.

Cevin Soling and Doug Misicko embarked together on creating first a for-profit corporation (United Federation of Churches, LLC d/b/a The Satanic Temple) then a 501c3 nonprofit (Reason Alliance Ltd.).

Soling would then create another for-profit he solely owned (64 Bridge LLC d/b/a "Salem Art Gallery") to house the statue and charge $8-$12 tickets to come take pictures with it.

You see them on social media all the time, and that's why.

In November 2020, as part of the official depositions for a lawsuit against the city of Belle Plaine, Minn., TST revealed that these ticket sales had since July 2017 brought in at least $182,000.

And that came *after* Misicko got caught lying about an invoice that revealed just how much fundraiser money Misicko had paid himself for the Belle Plaine stunt.

queersatanic.com/this-invoice-

2023-01-26

We say often, "Today is a good day for The Satanic Temple to release its finances."

Because, well, #DougMisicko and #CevinSoling do *shady shit* with their finances.

queersatanic.com/today-is-a-go

But sometimes TSTers say the Temple shouldn't release their finances for review if the Christian orgs aren't going to.

2022-12-30
2022-12-20

Well, all of Friday came and went, and that was #TheSatanicTemple’s deadline to answer us.

Then the weekend and all of Monday came and went with no filing or explanation.

courtlistener.com/docket/17042

#TST lead counsel #MattKezhaya needed to explain to the judge why he decided to file his preliminary injunction about a Facebook page 2.5 years after the lawsuit started and half a year after being informed that we had in writing and on video assurances the Temple wouldn’t seek that Facebook page.

Kezhaya really needed to make an explanation to the federal judge why the for-profit company that TST owners #DougMisicko and #CevinSoling were suing four former local TST chapter members with wasn’t just using its significant resources to be vexatious litigants in pursuit of a #SLAPP lawsuit.

But the deadline came and went.

2022-11-30

by the way, if you're wondering why it is that we speak so openly and caustically about The #SatanicTemple, and its co-owners #DougMisicko a.k.a. "#LucienGreaves" and #CevinSoling a.k.a. "#MalcolmJarry", knowing how litigious they are it's because they already tried and failed to hit us with that—twice

The four members of @QueerSatanic currently being dragged thru litigation for 2.5 years and counting as part of a #SLAPP suit keep beating their asses in court because they are as incompetent as they are malicious

socialactuality.com/post/schis

courtlistener.com/docket/17042

courtlistener.com/docket/17042

And nothing seems to piss off bullies more than when they take their best shot and you're still standing.

be gay, do crime, and #HailSatan

2022-11-30

Is #TheSatanicTemple a business cult?

Many people are asking questions, and this is not helped by #TST constantly referring to itself as a business in court documents (even when suing as its tax-exempt church)

queersatanic.com/what-the-hell

Just fucking incredible. #Journalism loves the idea of #Satanism as dark and evil or "good, actually"; but this banal abusive shit, for some reason reporters generally have no time for.

By the way, there is approximately 0 chance that TST co-owners #CevinSoling and #DougMisicko have any interest in fully opening their books up to inspection during discovery. None.

CAUSES OF ACTION
Count 1
Business Disparagement
18. Plaintiff incorporates the above paragraphs as if set forth fully in this section.
19. Defendant Snow published several false statements regarding TST. These
statements were disparaging because Defendant Snow intended the words to cast doubt,
and the words did cast doubt, on TST’s reputation. The statements referred to TST’s
economic interests because the statements were directed at TST’s fundraising efforts and
the character of its business conduct. These words were published to several third parties
via TikTok, Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, and other platforms.
20. The statements published by Defendant Snow were false.
21. Defendant Snow either: (1) knew the statements were false, (2) acted with
reckless disregard for whether the statements were true; (3) acted with ill will; and/or (4)intended to interfere with TST’s fundraising efforts.
22. Defendant Snow is not a media defendant as described by New York Times Co.
v. Sullivan, 376 U.S. 254, 279-80 (1964). Regardless of her status, Defendant Snow acted
with actual malice in publishing these statements.
23. Plaintiff was harmed by Defendant Snow’s statements in an amount to be
proven at trial.
2022-11-30

#DougMisicko, the co-owner of #TST and the face of the org as #LucienGreaves, always characterizes himself as a classical liberal who just cares about #FreeSpeech most of all. That's why TST is constantly siding with and materially supporting fascists, they say.

Well, this is what their free speech looks like.

Note also how these people who whine about getting dox'd when they get caught using undeclared pseudonyms on legal documents turn around and go out of their way to put every single bit of identifying info about their legal targets into the public record as possible.

These fucking ghouls.

monetary relief of $250,000 or less and non-monetary relief. TEX. R. CIV. P. 47.
PARTIES
6. The Satanic Temple, Inc., plaintiff, (“TST”) is a famous IRS-recognized atheistic religious corporation with its principal place of business in Salem, Massachusetts. TST’s membership exceeds 560,000 and was recently the subject of the acclaimed film, “Hail
Satan?” (2019, Magnolia Films). ... TST’s membership can be found in every state, including Texas. TST venerates (but does not worship) the biblical adversary as a promethean icon against authority. For TST and its membership, the Satan described in Paradise Lost and like works is a
revolutionary antihero who stood up against impossible odds to seek justice and egalitarianism for himself and others. TST propagates its Seven Tenets:
(1) One should strive to act with compassion and empathy toward all creatures in accordance with reason.
(2) The struggle for justice is an ongoing and necessary pursuit that should prevail over laws and institutions.
(3) One’s body is inviolable, subject to one’s own will alone.
(4) The freedoms of others should be respected, including the freedom to offend. To willfully and unjustly encroach upon the freedoms of another is to forgo one’s own.
(5) Beliefs should conform to one’s best scientific understanding of the world. One should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit one’s beliefs.(6) People are fallible. If one makes a mistake, one should do one’s best to rectify it and resolve any harm that might have been caused. 
(7) Every tenet is a guiding principle designed to inspire nobility in action and
thought. The spirit of compassion, wisdom, and justice should always prevail over the
written or spoken word.
https://thesatanictemple.com/pages/about-us (last visited January 26, 2022).
7. Jessica Lynn Snow, a/k/a “The Satanic Housewife”, the Defendant, operates
several social media accounts under the name “The Satanic Housewife.” For example, on
Instagram, she is @satanichousewife; on Twitter she is @satanxhousewife; on Facebook she
is @roasmind.
2022-11-27

It has cost us $100,000 now to defend ourselves from #DougMisicko's and #CevinSoling's punitive lawsuit,
queersatanic.com/the-costs-of-

We have suffered harassment and our loved ones have been stalked by people apparently paid to do it, likely paid out of donations people think are helping fight for abortion access.

If you want to know more, we have tried hard to make it easier to read and understand for everyone:
campsite.bio/queersatanic

But know this: this is not a fight between equals. This is not a matter of "drama", and whatever problems you have with our "tone" or our "tactics" or think we "fucked around" and now are "finding out", just remember that #TheSatanicTemple will not stop with — because they haven't.

We were not the first people TST threatened to sue, and since we've stood tall, they also have sued Newsweek, it's reporter as an individual, and now this woman who made a video on TikTok:
tiktok.com/@thesatanichousewif

2022-11-16

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