#DreamLog was just entirely hypothetical Blue Prince situations 😂

I dreamt my mom and I sat at the top of a very tall skyscraper. We were tossing sheets of ice off the roof. I woke up because I was beginning to get vertigo. #dream #DreamLog

I dreamed I had two halfgrown kittens. I was lying in a bed on my belly with my face close to a wall. I was licking toothpaste from a split toothpaste tube when I saw some hairy legs creeping up from between the bed and a wall. I jerked away from them and a huge spider with the body of a green frog scurried onto the bed. I jerked back with a yell, which brought my kittens running into the room. I had to try to catch the cats so they wouldn't hurt the frog-spider. Though I didn't want the spider to get hurt, there was no way in hell I wanted to touch it. Catching the cats was almost impossible. #dream #DreamLog

I dreamt I witnessed a murder. A teacher used a mallet to hammer a Twinkie down someone's throat. Then I woke up. #dream #DreamLog

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A friend and I were snoozing on a train back to a hotel in Birmingham after a day sightseeing somewhere like St Mary's Abbey in York. I was stirred by a ticket inspector at the other end of the carriage and realised we hadn't bought tickets, so tried to quickly buy some using the phone app, but my hands were still clumsy from sleep and I couldn't key in the station names.

I pretended to snooze and somehow that worked, but then we got caught when alighting. I've woken up nervous now 😅

I dreamt I drove up a long, nearly vertical bridge in Fredericton. I don't know how the vehicle didn't fall off. It was being developed as a "space glacier " to launch spacecraft. I almost fell out, and I made the driver promise never to take me there again.

I went into a centrifuge where I was fitted with armour that made me look like a Dalek from the chest down. i had monstrously large mailed fists. I went dress shopping in the centrifuge, and then, while I played video games in an arcade, footage came on the tv of Atlanta being attacked from space by a massive electrical weapon. It looked like everyone was being electrocuted by chain lightning. I ran away to the edge of the centrifuge but the G force was getting to me so I woke up to escape. #dream #DreamLog

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I dreamt I got a job as a teaching assistant at a primary school and my first job was to help the children make short videos of them doing a made-up news report. However I didn't realise that it would be up to me to take the raw VHS footage and edit each one down to under a minute. I was up most of the evening trying to find out how to digitise VHS tape and work out how to edit it, and was in a panic by the morning because I'd fallen asleep at some point and had made no progress.

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A weird bunch of mundane things I'm probably going mistakenly remember as having happened in real life in the future. Like answering the door to some political party that wanted my time (I turned them away by saying I'd already returned my postal vote [true]) which... like, why?

Woke up with this sentence in my head: "My teeth are blinded so that eating poisoned earth does not kill me." #dream #DreamLog

I dreamt I was touring seaside haunted houses. These were enormous Victorian and Edwardian mansions, some of which were crumbling down cliffs into the sea. Fortunately, I was in no danger because I was already a ghost and could fly. #dream #DreamLog

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I was wondering around a sci-fi equivalent of the newish game Blue Prince (which I saw being played on a stream recently) where all the rooms were round and had metal walkways surrounding them, rising out of the void with bottomless drops below.

I had a tool that The Doctor had given me. It looked like a street name sign inside a gyroscope and always pointed to the street it had been taken from. I wasn't sure why this was supposed to be useful to me here.

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The houses on my street were catching fire one at a time, but it was spreading so slowly that the advice was to stay at home until pictures fell off the walls because the walls were beginning to melt. This eventually happened when I had family over and was sleeping on the floor of the living room. I grabbed my phone and tablet, then left immediately where the fire brigade were already outside—doing nothing. I wasn't allowed back in to get my charging cable, which I'd forgotten.

I dreamt that I was working at the comics shop again, and my bonkers boss decided that the shop also needed to sell bargain meat and dairy. Huge bins of fatty bacon ends, ground chuck, and fatty cuts of meat. The place smelled awful and I was preparing to quit when a weird-looking customer who'd made a several thousand dollar purchase chased my sister and I into the basement. The basement was a prehistoric archaeological site made of uneven rubble. He was on horseback and found us when my sister's bead necklace scattered through the stones. #dream #DreamLog

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I was playing some kind of scavenger hunt in a huge mansion, slowly working my way to the top floor where the final clues had something to do with the creators of Tom & Jerry.

When I returned downstairs, a rebel group had overthrown the government in mecha suits, and I started geeking out about how wide a range of different shapes the mechas could make while still being individual designs. One of them turned into a sofa and I could not work out how it managed to get such a soft seat.

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I discovered that my childhood local neighbourhood had a network of public footpaths and fields I didn't know about so I went to explore them. At the end of one field was a large, mostly-buried can-shaped bunker which I went inside to find three floors, each filled with steampunk equipment and labelled a different five-letter latin word.

I lived a lifetime in each level but each time I left one, time reset and I forgot the whole experience. The dream finished when I exited the bunker

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I was getting married(?!) in a riverside venue and I was determined to make it a non-traditional wedding, so my dress was burnt orange rough linen rather than white and the music was somewhat Gaelic. I needed to be sewn into the top of the dress but my seamstress went missing just before my arm got free. I ended up waking in a panic because the music had reached the part where I needed to emerge and I wasn't ready yet.

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I dreamt that, in my words in the dream, the Debian Project had "overreached a little" and was trying to do localisation by creating its own locales. To that end me and hundreds of other people been taken to an island and locked in a large dimly lit dome, with the intent that we'd start a new civilisation.

However, there was a virus going around that was causing everyone's legs to grow increasingly longer, which unfortunately meant that our particular locale was doomed to failure.

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A group of friends and I were walking along a seafront when we got to a newish but crooked house that advertised itself as some kind of puzzle house. My best friend and I ran ahead of the group so we could go into it first, though we let a couple of the group in too on the condition that they let us solve the puzzles first.

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Lots last night so I won't enumerate them, but all based around various fighting arenas. The one that's stuck with me most was possessing second-hand action figures to fight in a miniature Attack-of-the-Clones-style arena. I lucked out with my chosen figure because it had a rare knife stashed in its kit which was super powerful. The other team got annoyed because it broke the power balance.

A rather interesting mix of dreams...

First one being protecting a base from a couple of people trying to break in, sorta like Rust, and we stopped them. Then ended up being in some underground rocket simulation test of some kind, except it was something much greater, it was some kind of nuclear fusion technology that could transport and transform rock and dirt matter, going down some elevator that converted rock and dirt into materialistic things that it preserved, but the this elevator shaft would have these light things on the outside that would rotate and transform things on the rock and dirt walls into lights and window ports.

Eventually we reach the bottom and we needed to convert and open a tunnel of rock and dirt which revealed some passageway that had stuff preserved down there, some ancient looking state, but not quite a statue because it was able to be converted into a living person who was preserved as a blue colored statue, sort of like Lapis Lazuli and held secrets of the past and potentially secrets of the future, you had to give it a form to inhabit in order to talk to them to find out what they knew, but anyway apparently they are conscious the entire time since they were waiting for our arrival because they were like; "You finally arrived? I've been waiting here for a long time for your arrival." the elevator shaft we came down in that converted dirt and rock matter was quite slow descending, I guess they were expecting something a little faster for arrival.

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