When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
-- Emo Philips
⬆ #Wisdom #Quotes #EmoPhilips #Forgiveness #God #Religion
⬇ #Photography #Panorama #ChacoCanyon #Panopainting #NewMexico
I share this classic Emo Philips joke in prep for a coming post I will share later.
#EmoPhilips
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
-- Emo Philips
⬆ #Wisdom #Quotes #EmoPhilips #Computers #Humor
⬇ #Photography #Panorama #Morning #Mists #Fogbow #LakeSantaFe #Florida
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
-- Emo Philips
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
-- Emo Philips
⬆ #Wisdom #Quotes #EmoPhilips #Forgiveness #God #Religion
⬇ #Photography #Panorama #Mangrove #RabbitKey #Everglades #Florida
@paninid @HistoPol @Outmazi @Beachbum To come up from the weeds, this stand up comedy bit by #EmoPhilips was one of the reasons I started what I call my #ReligiousSudoku project https://youtu.be/ANNX_XiuA78?feature=shared
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
-- Emo Philips
⬆ #Quotes #EmoPhilips #Computers #Humor
⬇ #Photography #Panorama #Mangrove #RabbitKey #Everglades #Florida
Gig Review: Weird Al Yankovic / Emo Philips – O2 Academy, Glasgow (Feb 12th 2023)
It's not often you need to start a review with a spoiler warning, but... here's one. This is no ordinary gig, as fans of Weird Al will know, and a major part of the enjoyment for many is not knowing exactly what's going to happen.
When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas.
– Emo Philips
Late night ticket purchases for #AlanCumming #beck and #weirdal / #emophilips. Boney M is doing a show at the #palaistheater too.. saw them b4 the p and had a memorable low memory night .. it was lame as you can imagine. Cringe too. Omg :blobcateyes: :blobcatfacepalm2:
Sleepy edit: actually it's only lame/cringe if I were to paint more of a picture of the nights events.. which, no. But I'm big on artistic freedom so yaa :thisisfine:
I feel there is not enough appreciation of Emo Philips as Salvador Dalí in Weird: The Al Yankovic Story. #Movies #WeirdAl #EmoPhilips #SalvadorDali
