#FSMist

The Rt. Rev. Fumire, Ph.D.fumire@uri.life
2026-01-02

Protect us, My Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, as we stay awake;
watch over us as we sleep, that awake, we may keep watch with You, and asleep, rest in Your peace.

"6. If we judged or hurt others today, may we be forgiven and transformed in grace."

๐Ÿ The Flying Spaghetti Monster be with you.
๐Ÿ˜‹ And with your noodle.
๐Ÿ Let us pray.
May the all-powerful Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, grant us a restful night and a peaceful death.

2026-01-03T03:12:50+09:00

#๋‚ ์•„๋‹ค๋‹ˆ๋Š”์ŠคํŒŒ๊ฒŒํ‹ฐ๊ดด๋ฌผ๋‹˜ #์„ฑ๋ฉด #๋ฉด๋ฐœ #์ŠคํŒŒ๊ฒŒํ‹ฐ #๋ผ๋ฉ˜ #ํŒŒ์Šคํƒ€ํŒŒ๋ฆฌ์•ˆ #์„ฑ๋ฌด์ผ๋„ #์„ฑ๋ฌด์ผ๊ณผ #๋งค์ผ์ „๋ก€
#FlyingSpaghettiMonster #FSM #HolyNoodle #Noodle #Spaghetti #Ramen #Pastafarian #NoodlyAppendage #Pastafarian #FSMism #FSMist #DivineOffice #DailyOffice #Breviary

The Rt. Rev. Fumire, Ph.D.fumire@uri.life
2026-01-02

๋‚ฎ ๋™์•ˆ ์šฐ๋ฆฌ๋ฅผ ํ™œ๊ธฐ ์žˆ๊ฒŒ ํ•˜์‹  ์ €์˜ ์ฃผ๋‹˜, ๋‚ ์•„๋‹ค๋‹ˆ๋Š” ์ŠคํŒŒ๊ฒŒํ‹ฐ ๊ดด๋ฌผ ๋‹˜,
๋‹น์‹ ๊ณผ ํ•จ๊ป˜ ์žˆ์œผ๋ฆฌ๋‹ˆ, ์ž๋Š” ๋™์•ˆ๋„ ์ง€์ผœ ์ฃผ์‹œ์–ด ํŽธํžˆ ์‰ฌ๊ฒŒ ํ•˜์†Œ์„œ.

"1. ์ €์˜ ์ฃผ๋‹˜, ๋‚ ์•„๋‹ค๋‹ˆ๋Š” ์ŠคํŒŒ๊ฒŒํ‹ฐ ๊ดด๋ฌผ ๋‹˜, ์˜ค๋Š˜ ํ•˜๋ฃจ ์ €ํฌ๊ฐ€ ๊ฒช์€ ๋ชจ๋“  ์ผ ์œ„์— ๋‹น์‹ ์˜ ๋ฉด๋ฐœ์„ ๋ฎ์–ด์ฃผ์‹œ๊ณ , ํ‰์˜จํ•œ ๋ฐค์˜ ์‰ผ์„ ํ—ˆ๋ฝํ•˜์†Œ์„œ."

๐Ÿ ๋‚ ์•„๋‹ค๋‹ˆ๋Š” ์ŠคํŒŒ๊ฒŒํ‹ฐ ๊ดด๋ฌผ ๋‹˜๊ป˜์„œ ์—ฌ๋Ÿฌ๋ถ„๊ณผ ํ•จ๊ป˜.
๐Ÿ˜‹ ๋˜ํ•œ ์ฃผ๊ต์˜ ๋ฉด๋ฐœ๊ณผ ํ•จ๊ป˜ ํ•˜์†Œ์„œ.
๐Ÿ ๊ธฐ๋„ํ•ฉ์‹œ๋‹ค.
์ €์˜ ์ฃผ๋‹˜, ๋‚ ์•„๋‹ค๋‹ˆ๋Š” ์ŠคํŒŒ๊ฒŒํ‹ฐ ๊ดด๋ฌผ ๋‹˜, ์ด ๋ฐค์„ ํŽธํžˆ ์‰ฌ๊ฒŒ ํ•˜์‹œ๊ณ , ๊ฑฐ๋ฃฉํ•œ ์ฃฝ์Œ์„ ๋งž๊ฒŒ ํ•˜์†Œ์„œ.

2026-01-03T03:12:49+09:00

#๋‚ ์•„๋‹ค๋‹ˆ๋Š”์ŠคํŒŒ๊ฒŒํ‹ฐ๊ดด๋ฌผ๋‹˜ #์„ฑ๋ฉด #๋ฉด๋ฐœ #์ŠคํŒŒ๊ฒŒํ‹ฐ #๋ผ๋ฉ˜ #ํŒŒ์Šคํƒ€ํŒŒ๋ฆฌ์•ˆ #์„ฑ๋ฌด์ผ๋„ #์„ฑ๋ฌด์ผ๊ณผ #๋งค์ผ์ „๋ก€
#FlyingSpaghettiMonster #FSM #HolyNoodle #Noodle #Spaghetti #Ramen #Pastafarian #NoodlyAppendage #Pastafarian #FSMism #FSMist #DivineOffice #DailyOffice #Breviary

The Rt. Rev. Fumire, Ph.D.fumire@uri.life
2026-01-02

๐Ÿ The Flying Spaghetti Monster, come to my assistance.โ€จ๐Ÿ˜‹ My Lord, make haste to help me.

Glory be to the Meatball ๐Ÿง†, to the Sauce ๐Ÿฅซ, and to the Holy Noodle ๐Ÿ.
As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be. ๐Ÿœ

๐Ÿ The Flying Spaghetti Monster made an everlasting covenant with Quob People, and Quob never ceases to bless them. Grateful for Quob Noodly Appendage, we confidently direct our prayer to Quob.
๐Ÿ˜‹ My Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, bless Quob people.

"6. Bless all the relationships we have formed today with Your Grace, and lead them in love tomorrow."

My Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster,โ€จgive our bodies restful sleep,โ€จand let the work we have done today bear fruit in eternal life.
Rโ€™Amen ๐Ÿœ

2026-01-02T19:07:56+09:00

#๋‚ ์•„๋‹ค๋‹ˆ๋Š”์ŠคํŒŒ๊ฒŒํ‹ฐ๊ดด๋ฌผ๋‹˜ #์„ฑ๋ฉด #๋ฉด๋ฐœ #์ŠคํŒŒ๊ฒŒํ‹ฐ #๋ผ๋ฉ˜ #ํŒŒ์Šคํƒ€ํŒŒ๋ฆฌ์•ˆ #์„ฑ๋ฌด์ผ๋„ #์„ฑ๋ฌด์ผ๊ณผ #๋งค์ผ์ „๋ก€
#FlyingSpaghettiMonster #FSM #HolyNoodle #Noodle #Spaghetti #Ramen #Pastafarian #NoodlyAppendage #Pastafarian #FSMism #FSMist #DivineOffice #DailyOffice #Breviary

The Rt. Rev. Fumire, Ph.D.fumire@uri.life
2026-01-02

๐Ÿ ๋‚ ์•„๋‹ค๋‹ˆ๋Š” ์ŠคํŒŒ๊ฒŒํ‹ฐ ๊ดด๋ฌผ ๋‹˜, ์ ˆ ๊ตฌํ•˜์†Œ์„œ.
๐Ÿ˜‹ ์ €์˜ ์ฃผ๋‹˜, ์–ด์„œ ์˜ค์…”์„œ ์ €๋ฅผ ๋„์šฐ์†Œ์„œ.

์˜๊ด‘์ด ๋ฏธํŠธ๋ณผ๐Ÿง†๊ณผ ์†Œ์Šค๐Ÿฅซ์™€ ์„ฑ๋ฉด(the Holy Noodle)๐Ÿ๊ป˜.
์ฒ˜์Œ๊ณผ ๊ฐ™์ด ์ด์ œ์™€ ํ•ญ์ƒ ์˜์›ํžˆ. ๋ผ-๋ฉ˜ ๐Ÿœ

๐Ÿ ๋‚ ์•„๋‹ค๋‹ˆ๋Š” ์ŠคํŒŒ๊ฒŒํ‹ฐ ๊ดด๋ฌผ ๋‹˜๊ป˜์„œ ๋‹น์‹  ๋œป๊ณผ ํ•จ๊ป˜ ํ•˜๋Š” ์‚ฌ๋žŒ๋“ค์„ ์–ธ์ œ๋‚˜ ๋„์™€์ฃผ๊ณ  ๊ณ„์‹œ๋‹ˆ, ๊ฐ์‚ฌ๋“œ๋ฆฌ๋Š” ๋งˆ์Œ์œผ๋กœ ๊ธฐ๋„ํ•ฉ์‹œ๋‹ค.
๐Ÿ˜‹ ์ €์˜ ์ฃผ๋‹˜, ๋‚ ์•„๋‹ค๋‹ˆ๋Š” ์ŠคํŒŒ๊ฒŒํ‹ฐ ๊ดด๋ฌผ ๋‹˜, ์ €ํฌ์—๊ฒŒ ์€์ด์„ ๋ฒ ํ‘ธ์†Œ์„œ.

"16. ์˜ค๋Š˜ ๋งˆ์ฃผํ•œ ์Šฌํ””๊ณผ ๊ธฐ์จ์„ ๋ชจ๋‘ ์ฃผ๋‹˜์˜ ๋ฏธํŠธ๋ณผ ์œ„์— ์˜ฌ๋ ค๋“œ๋ฆฌ์˜ค๋‹ˆ, ๋‹น์‹  ๋œป ์•ˆ์—์„œ ํ•˜๋‚˜๋กœ ์—ฎ์–ด์ฃผ์†Œ์„œ."

์ €์˜ ์ฃผ๋‹˜, ๋‚ ์•„๋‹ค๋‹ˆ๋Š” ์ŠคํŒŒ๊ฒŒํ‹ฐ ๊ดด๋ฌผ ๋‹˜,
์ด ๋ชธ์„ ํŽธํžˆ ์‰ฌ๊ฒŒ ํ•˜์‹œ๊ณ , ์šฐ๋ฆฌ๊ฐ€ ์˜ค๋Š˜ ์• ์จ ๋ฟŒ๋ฆฐ ์”จ๊ฐ€ ์˜์›ํ•œ ์—ด๋งค๋ฅผ ๋งบ๊ฒŒ ํ•˜์†Œ์„œ.
๋ผ-๋ฉ˜ ๐Ÿœ

2026-01-02T19:07:55+09:00

#๋‚ ์•„๋‹ค๋‹ˆ๋Š”์ŠคํŒŒ๊ฒŒํ‹ฐ๊ดด๋ฌผ๋‹˜ #์„ฑ๋ฉด #๋ฉด๋ฐœ #์ŠคํŒŒ๊ฒŒํ‹ฐ #๋ผ๋ฉ˜ #ํŒŒ์Šคํƒ€ํŒŒ๋ฆฌ์•ˆ #์„ฑ๋ฌด์ผ๋„ #์„ฑ๋ฌด์ผ๊ณผ #๋งค์ผ์ „๋ก€
#FlyingSpaghettiMonster #FSM #HolyNoodle #Noodle #Spaghetti #Ramen #Pastafarian #NoodlyAppendage #Pastafarian #FSMism #FSMist #DivineOffice #DailyOffice #Breviary

The Rt. Rev. Fumire, Ph.D.fumire@uri.life
2026-01-02

์ง€๊ทนํžˆ ๋†’์€ ๊ณณ์—์„œ๋Š” ๋‚ ์•„๋‹ค๋‹ˆ๋Š” ์ŠคํŒŒ๊ฒŒํ‹ฐ ๊ดด๋ฌผ ๋‹˜๊ป˜ ์˜๊ด‘ ๐Ÿ,
๋•…์—์„œ๋Š” ๊ทธ ๋ถ„ ๋œป๊ณผ ํ•จ๊ป˜ ํ•˜๋Š” ์‚ฌ๋žŒ๋“ค์—๊ฒŒ ํ‰ํ™” ๐Ÿ˜‹.

youtu.be/_Pp0AUPR4Dw

2026-01-02T17:00:33+09:00

#๋‚ ์•„๋‹ค๋‹ˆ๋Š”์ŠคํŒŒ๊ฒŒํ‹ฐ๊ดด๋ฌผ๋‹˜ #์„ฑ๋ฉด #๋ฉด๋ฐœ #์ŠคํŒŒ๊ฒŒํ‹ฐ #๋ผ๋ฉ˜ #ํŒŒ์Šคํƒ€ํŒŒ๋ฆฌ์•ˆ #์„ฑ๋ฌด์ผ๋„ #์„ฑ๋ฌด์ผ๊ณผ #๋งค์ผ์ „๋ก€
#FlyingSpaghettiMonster #FSM #HolyNoodle #Noodle #Spaghetti #Ramen #Pastafarian #NoodlyAppendage #Pastafarian #FSMism #FSMist #DivineOffice #DailyOffice #Breviary

The Rt. Rev. Fumire, Ph.D.fumire@uri.life
2026-01-02

๐Ÿ Stand by me, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, do not forsake me.
๐Ÿ˜‹ Do not abandon me, My Savior.

๐Ÿ The Flying Spaghetti Monster be with you.
๐Ÿ˜‹ And with your noodle.
๐Ÿ Let us pray.
My Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, work is Quob gift to us,
a call to reach new heights by using our talent for the good of all.
Guide us as we work and teach us to live in the spirit that has made us friends, in the love that has made us comrades.

"16. Renew our minds with Your radiant light in this very moment, that we may discover creative solutions."

๐Ÿ The Flying Spaghetti Monster be with you.
๐Ÿ˜‹ And with your spirit.
๐Ÿ May the Flying Spaghetti Monster ๐Ÿœ bless you, the Meatball ๐Ÿง†, the Sauce ๐Ÿฅซ, and the Holy Noodle ๐Ÿ.
๐Ÿ˜‹ Rโ€™Amen ๐Ÿœ.

๐Ÿ Let us praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
๐Ÿ˜‹ And give Quob thanks.

2026-01-02T15:16:40+09:00

#๋‚ ์•„๋‹ค๋‹ˆ๋Š”์ŠคํŒŒ๊ฒŒํ‹ฐ๊ดด๋ฌผ๋‹˜ #์„ฑ๋ฉด #๋ฉด๋ฐœ #์ŠคํŒŒ๊ฒŒํ‹ฐ #๋ผ๋ฉ˜ #ํŒŒ์Šคํƒ€ํŒŒ๋ฆฌ์•ˆ #์„ฑ๋ฌด์ผ๋„ #์„ฑ๋ฌด์ผ๊ณผ #๋งค์ผ์ „๋ก€
#FlyingSpaghettiMonster #FSM #HolyNoodle #Noodle #Spaghetti #Ramen #Pastafarian #NoodlyAppendage #Pastafarian #FSMism #FSMist #DivineOffice #DailyOffice #Breviary

The Rt. Rev. Fumire, Ph.D.fumire@uri.life
2026-01-02

๐Ÿ ์ €์˜ ์ฃผ๋‹˜, ๋‚ ์•„๋‹ค๋‹ˆ๋Š” ์ŠคํŒŒ๊ฒŒํ‹ฐ ๊ดด๋ฌผ ๋‹˜, ์ €๋ฅผ ๋ณดํ˜ธํ•˜์‹œ์–ด ์‚ดํŽด์ฃผ์†Œ์„œ.
๐Ÿ˜‹ ์–ด์„œ ๊ตฌ์›ํ•˜์‹œ์–ด ํ˜ผ์ž ๋‚ด๋ฒ„๋ ค ๋‘์ง€ ๋งˆ์†Œ์„œ.

๐Ÿ ๋‚ ์•„๋‹ค๋‹ˆ๋Š” ์ŠคํŒŒ๊ฒŒํ‹ฐ ๊ดด๋ฌผ ๋‹˜๊ป˜์„œ ์—ฌ๋Ÿฌ๋ถ„๊ณผ ํ•จ๊ป˜.
๐Ÿ˜‹ ๋˜ํ•œ ์ฃผ๊ต์˜ ๋ฉด๋ฐœ๊ณผ ํ•จ๊ป˜ ํ•˜์†Œ์„œ.
๐Ÿ ๊ธฐ๋„ํ•ฉ์‹œ๋‹ค.
์ง€๊ทนํžˆ ์„ ํ•˜์‹  ์ŠคํŒŒ๊ฒŒํ‹ฐ ๊ดด๋ฌผ ๋‹˜, ์‚ฌ๋žŒ๋“ค์ด ๋”์šฑ๋” ์™„์ „ํ•œ ๊ฒƒ์„ ์ด๋ฃจ๊ธฐ ์œ„ํ•ด์„œ ์„œ๋กœ ํ˜‘์กฐํ•˜์—ฌ ์ผํ•˜๊ฒŒ ํ•ด์ฃผ์…จ์œผ๋‹ˆ,
์ €ํฌ ๊ธฐ๋„๋ฅผ ๋“ค์œผ์‹œ๊ณ  ์ €ํฌ๊ฐ€ ํ•ญ์ƒ ์šฐ์ •์„ ํ’ˆ๊ณ , ๋ชจ๋“  ์ด๋“ค์„ ์œ„ํ•œ ๋ฐ•์• ๋กœ ๋Š์ž„์—†์ด ์ผํ•˜๊ฒŒ ํ•˜์†Œ์„œ.

"7. ์ง„๋ฆฌ์™€ ์ •์˜๋ฅผ ๋”ฐ๋ฅด๋ฉฐ ์ผํ•  ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ๋„๋ก, ์ฃผ๋‹˜์˜ ์†Œ์Šค๊ฐ€ ์ €ํฌ ๋‚ด๋ฉด์„ ๊ฐ•ํ•˜๊ฒŒ ํ•˜์†Œ์„œ."

๐Ÿ ๋‚ ์•„๋‹ค๋‹ˆ๋Š” ์ŠคํŒŒ๊ฒŒํ‹ฐ ๊ดด๋ฌผ ๋‹˜๊ป˜์„œ ์—ฌ๋Ÿฌ๋ถ„๊ณผ ํ•จ๊ป˜.
๐Ÿ˜‹ ๋˜ํ•œ ์ฃผ๊ต์˜ ๋ฉด๋ฐœ๊ณผ ํ•จ๊ป˜ ํ•˜์†Œ์„œ.
๐Ÿ ์ „๋Šฅํ•˜์‹  ์ŠคํŒŒ๊ฒŒํ‹ฐ ๊ดด๋ฌผ ๋‹˜, ๋ฏธํŠธ๋ณผ๐Ÿง†๊ณผ ์†Œ์Šค๐Ÿฅซ์™€ ์„ฑ๋ฉด๐Ÿ๊ป˜์„œ๋Š” ์—ฌ๊ธฐ ๋ชจ์ธ ๋ชจ๋“  ์ด์—๊ฒŒ ๊ฐ•๋ณตํ•˜์†Œ์„œ.
๐Ÿ˜‹ ๋ผ-๋ฉ˜ ๐Ÿœ.

๐Ÿ ๋‚ ์•„๋‹ค๋‹ˆ๋Š” ์ŠคํŒŒ๊ฒŒํ‹ฐ ๊ดด๋ฌผ ๋‹˜์„ ์ฐฌ๋ฏธํ•ฉ์‹œ๋‹ค.
๐Ÿ˜‹ ์ฃผ๋‹˜ ๊ฐ์‚ฌํ•ฉ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค.

2026-01-02T15:16:39+09:00

#๋‚ ์•„๋‹ค๋‹ˆ๋Š”์ŠคํŒŒ๊ฒŒํ‹ฐ๊ดด๋ฌผ๋‹˜ #์„ฑ๋ฉด #๋ฉด๋ฐœ #์ŠคํŒŒ๊ฒŒํ‹ฐ #๋ผ๋ฉ˜ #ํŒŒ์Šคํƒ€ํŒŒ๋ฆฌ์•ˆ #์„ฑ๋ฌด์ผ๋„ #์„ฑ๋ฌด์ผ๊ณผ #๋งค์ผ์ „๋ก€
#FlyingSpaghettiMonster #FSM #HolyNoodle #Noodle #Spaghetti #Ramen #Pastafarian #NoodlyAppendage #Pastafarian #FSMism #FSMist #DivineOffice #DailyOffice #Breviary

The Rt. Rev. Fumire, Ph.D.fumire@uri.life
2026-01-02

๐Ÿ The Flying Spaghetti Monster be with you.
๐Ÿ˜‹ And with your noodle.
๐Ÿ Let us pray.

Restore to me, my Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster ๐Ÿ,
the robe of immortality, which was lost in the transgression of our first parents,
and, inasmuch as I approach your Sacred Mysteries in an unworthy manner,
nevertheless, may I be made deserving of eternal blessedness ๐Ÿ˜‹.

2026-01-02T13:17:22+09:00

#FlyingSpaghettiMonster #FSM #HolyNoodle #Noodle #Spaghetti #Ramen #Pastafarian #NoodlyAppendage #Pastafarian #FSMism #FSMist

The Rt. Rev. Fumire, Ph.D.fumire@uri.life
2026-01-02

๐Ÿ Dรณminus vobรญscum.
๐Ÿ˜‹ Et cum spรญritu tuo.
๐Ÿ Oremus.

Redde mihi, Domine ๐Ÿ,
stolam immortalitatis, quam perdidi in praevaricatione primi parentis;
et, quamvis indignus accedo ad tuum sacrum mysterium,
merear tamen gaudium sempiternum ๐Ÿ˜‹.

#FlyingSpaghettiMonster #FSM #HolyNoodle #Noodle #Spaghetti #Ramen #Pastafarian #NoodlyAppendage #Pastafarian #FSMism #FSMist

The Rt. Rev. Fumire, Ph.D.fumire@uri.life
2026-01-02

๐Ÿ ๋‚ ์•„๋‹ค๋‹ˆ๋Š” ์ŠคํŒŒ๊ฒŒํ‹ฐ ๊ดด๋ฌผ ๋‹˜๊ป˜์„œ ์—ฌ๋Ÿฌ๋ถ„๊ณผ ํ•จ๊ป˜.
๐Ÿ˜‹ ๋˜ํ•œ ์ฃผ๊ต์˜ ๋ฉด๋ฐœ๊ณผ ํ•จ๊ป˜ ํ•˜์†Œ์„œ.
๐Ÿ ๊ธฐ๋„ํ•ฉ์‹œ๋‹ค.

์ €์˜ ์ฃผ๋‹˜, ๋‚ ์•„๋‹ค๋‹ˆ๋Š” ์ŠคํŒŒ๊ฒŒํ‹ฐ ๊ดด๋ฌผ ๋‹˜ ๐Ÿ,
์ œ๊ฐ€ ์ฃผ๋‹˜ ์•ž์— ๋ด‰์‚ฌํ•˜๊ธฐ์— ํ•ฉ๋‹น์น˜ ๋ชปํ•˜์˜ค๋‚˜
์ฒซ ์กฐ์ƒ์˜ ํƒ€๋ฝ์œผ๋กœ ์žƒ์€ ๋ถˆ์‚ฌ๋ถˆ๋ฉธ์˜ ๋ฉด๋Œ€๋ฅผ ๋‚ด๊ฒŒ ๋„๋กœ ์ฃผ์‹œ์–ด
์˜์›ํ•œ ์ฆ๊ฑฐ์›€์„ ๋ˆ„๋ฆฌ๊ฒŒ ํ•˜์†Œ์„œ ๐Ÿ˜‹.

2026-01-02T13:17:21+09:00

#FlyingSpaghettiMonster #FSM #HolyNoodle #Noodle #Spaghetti #Ramen #Pastafarian #NoodlyAppendage #Pastafarian #FSMism #FSMist

The Rt. Rev. Fumire, Ph.D.fumire@uri.life
2026-01-02

๐Ÿ The Flying Spaghetti Monster be with you.
๐Ÿ˜‹ And with your noodle.
๐Ÿ Let us pray.

Place upon me, my Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster ๐Ÿ,
the mask of salvation, that I may overcome the assaults of the devil.

2026-01-02T12:26:13+09:00

#FlyingSpaghettiMonster #FSM #HolyNoodle #Noodle #Spaghetti #Ramen #Pastafarian #NoodlyAppendage #Pastafarian #FSMism #FSMist

The Rt. Rev. Fumire, Ph.D.fumire@uri.life
2026-01-02

๐Ÿ Dรณminus vobรญscum.
๐Ÿ˜‹ Et cum spรญritu tuo.
๐Ÿ Oremus.

Impone, Domine ๐Ÿ, capiti meo galeam salutis,
ad expugnandos diabolicos incursus.

#FlyingSpaghettiMonster #FSM #HolyNoodle #Noodle #Spaghetti #Ramen #Pastafarian #NoodlyAppendage #Pastafarian #FSMism #FSMist

The Rt. Rev. Fumire, Ph.D.fumire@uri.life
2026-01-02

๐Ÿ ๋‚ ์•„๋‹ค๋‹ˆ๋Š” ์ŠคํŒŒ๊ฒŒํ‹ฐ ๊ดด๋ฌผ ๋‹˜๊ป˜์„œ ์—ฌ๋Ÿฌ๋ถ„๊ณผ ํ•จ๊ป˜.
๐Ÿ˜‹ ๋˜ํ•œ ์ฃผ๊ต์˜ ๋ฉด๋ฐœ๊ณผ ํ•จ๊ป˜ ํ•˜์†Œ์„œ.
๐Ÿ ๊ธฐ๋„ํ•ฉ์‹œ๋‹ค.

์ €์˜ ์ฃผ๋‹˜, ๋‚ ์•„๋‹ค๋‹ˆ๋Š” ์ŠคํŒŒ๊ฒŒํ‹ฐ ๊ดด๋ฌผ ๋‹˜ ๐Ÿ,
์ œ ๋จธ๋ฆฌ์— ๊ตฌ์›์˜ ๋งˆ์Šคํฌ๋ฅผ ์”Œ์šฐ์‹œ์–ด ๋งˆ๊ท€์˜ ๊ณต๊ฒฉ์„ ๋ง‰์•„๋‚ด๊ฒŒ ํ•˜์†Œ์„œ.

2026-01-02T12:26:13+09:00

#FlyingSpaghettiMonster #FSM #HolyNoodle #Noodle #Spaghetti #Ramen #Pastafarian #NoodlyAppendage #Pastafarian #FSMism #FSMist

The Rt. Rev. Fumire, Ph.D.fumire@uri.life
2026-01-02

๐Ÿ The Flying Spaghetti Monster be with you.
๐Ÿ˜‹ And with your noodle.
๐Ÿ Let us pray.

Brighten me, my Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster ๐Ÿ,
and cleanse my heart, that being made resplendent in the Sauce ๐Ÿฅซ,
I may thoroughly rejoice in eternal joy.

2026-01-02T12:25:56+09:00

#FlyingSpaghettiMonster #FSM #HolyNoodle #Noodle #Spaghetti #Ramen #Pastafarian #NoodlyAppendage #Pastafarian #FSMism #FSMist

The Rt. Rev. Fumire, Ph.D.fumire@uri.life
2026-01-02

๐Ÿ ๋‚ ์•„๋‹ค๋‹ˆ๋Š” ์ŠคํŒŒ๊ฒŒํ‹ฐ ๊ดด๋ฌผ ๋‹˜๊ป˜์„œ ์—ฌ๋Ÿฌ๋ถ„๊ณผ ํ•จ๊ป˜.
๐Ÿ˜‹ ๋˜ํ•œ ์ฃผ๊ต์˜ ๋ฉด๋ฐœ๊ณผ ํ•จ๊ป˜ ํ•˜์†Œ์„œ.
๐Ÿ ๊ธฐ๋„ํ•ฉ์‹œ๋‹ค.

์ €์˜ ์ฃผ๋‹˜, ๋‚ ์•„๋‹ค๋‹ˆ๋Š” ์ŠคํŒŒ๊ฒŒํ‹ฐ ๊ดด๋ฌผ ๋‹˜ ๐Ÿ, ์ €๋ฅผ ๊นจ๋—์ด ์”ป์œผ์†Œ์„œ.
์ œ ๋งˆ์Œ์„ ๋‹น์‹ ์˜ ์†Œ์Šค๐Ÿฅซ๋กœ ๊นจ๋—์ด ์”ป์œผ์‹œ์–ด ์ €์—๊ฒŒ ์˜์›ํ•œ ๊ธฐ์จ์„ ์ฃผ์†Œ์„œ.

2026-01-02T12:25:55+09:00

#FlyingSpaghettiMonster #FSM #HolyNoodle #Noodle #Spaghetti #Ramen #Pastafarian #NoodlyAppendage #Pastafarian #FSMism #FSMist

The Rt. Rev. Fumire, Ph.D.fumire@uri.life
2026-01-02

๐Ÿ Dรณminus vobรญscum.
๐Ÿ˜‹ Et cum spรญritu tuo.
๐Ÿ Oremus.

Dealba me, Domine ๐Ÿ, et munda cor meum:
ut, in Sanguine Agni dealbatus ๐Ÿฅซ, gaudiis perfruat sempiternis.

#FlyingSpaghettiMonster #FSM #HolyNoodle #Noodle #Spaghetti #Ramen #Pastafarian #NoodlyAppendage #Pastafarian #FSMism #FSMist

The Rt. Rev. Fumire, Ph.D.fumire@uri.life
2026-01-01

๐Ÿ The Flying Spaghetti Monster, come to my assistance.โ€จ๐Ÿ˜‹ My Lord, make haste to help me.

Glory be to the Meatball ๐Ÿง†, to the Sauce ๐Ÿฅซ, and to the Holy Noodle ๐Ÿ.
As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be. ๐Ÿœ

๐Ÿ The Flying Spaghetti Monster made an everlasting covenant with Quob People, and Quob never ceases to bless them. Grateful for Quob Noodly Appendage, we confidently direct our prayer to Quob.
๐Ÿ˜‹ My Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, bless Quob people.

"11. We entrust all our achievements and failures today to You; guide us with Your Holy Noodle into tomorrow."

My Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster,โ€จgive our bodies restful sleep,โ€จand let the work we have done today bear fruit in eternal life.
Rโ€™Amen ๐Ÿœ

2026-01-01T17:16:04+09:00

#๋‚ ์•„๋‹ค๋‹ˆ๋Š”์ŠคํŒŒ๊ฒŒํ‹ฐ๊ดด๋ฌผ๋‹˜ #์„ฑ๋ฉด #๋ฉด๋ฐœ #์ŠคํŒŒ๊ฒŒํ‹ฐ #๋ผ๋ฉ˜ #ํŒŒ์Šคํƒ€ํŒŒ๋ฆฌ์•ˆ #์„ฑ๋ฌด์ผ๋„ #์„ฑ๋ฌด์ผ๊ณผ #๋งค์ผ์ „๋ก€
#FlyingSpaghettiMonster #FSM #HolyNoodle #Noodle #Spaghetti #Ramen #Pastafarian #NoodlyAppendage #Pastafarian #FSMism #FSMist #DivineOffice #DailyOffice #Breviary

The Rt. Rev. Fumire, Ph.D.fumire@uri.life
2026-01-01

๐Ÿ ๋‚ ์•„๋‹ค๋‹ˆ๋Š” ์ŠคํŒŒ๊ฒŒํ‹ฐ ๊ดด๋ฌผ ๋‹˜, ์ ˆ ๊ตฌํ•˜์†Œ์„œ.
๐Ÿ˜‹ ์ €์˜ ์ฃผ๋‹˜, ์–ด์„œ ์˜ค์…”์„œ ์ €๋ฅผ ๋„์šฐ์†Œ์„œ.

์˜๊ด‘์ด ๋ฏธํŠธ๋ณผ๐Ÿง†๊ณผ ์†Œ์Šค๐Ÿฅซ์™€ ์„ฑ๋ฉด(the Holy Noodle)๐Ÿ๊ป˜.
์ฒ˜์Œ๊ณผ ๊ฐ™์ด ์ด์ œ์™€ ํ•ญ์ƒ ์˜์›ํžˆ. ๋ผ-๋ฉ˜ ๐Ÿœ

๐Ÿ ๋‚ ์•„๋‹ค๋‹ˆ๋Š” ์ŠคํŒŒ๊ฒŒํ‹ฐ ๊ดด๋ฌผ ๋‹˜๊ป˜์„œ ๋‹น์‹  ๋œป๊ณผ ํ•จ๊ป˜ ํ•˜๋Š” ์‚ฌ๋žŒ๋“ค์„ ์–ธ์ œ๋‚˜ ๋„์™€์ฃผ๊ณ  ๊ณ„์‹œ๋‹ˆ, ๊ฐ์‚ฌ๋“œ๋ฆฌ๋Š” ๋งˆ์Œ์œผ๋กœ ๊ธฐ๋„ํ•ฉ์‹œ๋‹ค.
๐Ÿ˜‹ ์ €์˜ ์ฃผ๋‹˜, ๋‚ ์•„๋‹ค๋‹ˆ๋Š” ์ŠคํŒŒ๊ฒŒํ‹ฐ ๊ดด๋ฌผ ๋‹˜, ์ €ํฌ์—๊ฒŒ ์€์ด์„ ๋ฒ ํ‘ธ์†Œ์„œ.

"14. ๋‹น์‹ ์˜ ๋“๋Š” ์†Œ์Šค์˜ ๋น›์œผ๋กœ ์„œ์ชฝ ํ•˜๋Š˜์„ ๋ฌผ๋“ค์ด์‹œ์–ด, ์ €ํฌ ๋งˆ์Œ์— ํฌ๋ง์˜ ๋…ธ์„์„ ๋‚จ๊ฒจ์ฃผ์†Œ์„œ."

์ €์˜ ์ฃผ๋‹˜, ๋‚ ์•„๋‹ค๋‹ˆ๋Š” ์ŠคํŒŒ๊ฒŒํ‹ฐ ๊ดด๋ฌผ ๋‹˜,
์ด ๋ชธ์„ ํŽธํžˆ ์‰ฌ๊ฒŒ ํ•˜์‹œ๊ณ , ์šฐ๋ฆฌ๊ฐ€ ์˜ค๋Š˜ ์• ์จ ๋ฟŒ๋ฆฐ ์”จ๊ฐ€ ์˜์›ํ•œ ์—ด๋งค๋ฅผ ๋งบ๊ฒŒ ํ•˜์†Œ์„œ.
๋ผ-๋ฉ˜ ๐Ÿœ

2026-01-01T17:16:03+09:00

#๋‚ ์•„๋‹ค๋‹ˆ๋Š”์ŠคํŒŒ๊ฒŒํ‹ฐ๊ดด๋ฌผ๋‹˜ #์„ฑ๋ฉด #๋ฉด๋ฐœ #์ŠคํŒŒ๊ฒŒํ‹ฐ #๋ผ๋ฉ˜ #ํŒŒ์Šคํƒ€ํŒŒ๋ฆฌ์•ˆ #์„ฑ๋ฌด์ผ๋„ #์„ฑ๋ฌด์ผ๊ณผ #๋งค์ผ์ „๋ก€
#FlyingSpaghettiMonster #FSM #HolyNoodle #Noodle #Spaghetti #Ramen #Pastafarian #NoodlyAppendage #Pastafarian #FSMism #FSMist #DivineOffice #DailyOffice #Breviary

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