#FuckMarryKill

2025-05-01

we should replace our voting system with something that allows people to express their preferences more completely

i hereby propose a shag/marry/kill voting system,

#voting #elections #ProportionalRepresentation #shitpost #FuckMarryKill

2025-04-30

: les patrons, les proprios, les flics

Attention très difficile celle-ci

Je pense que je dirais marry les proprios fuck les patrons et kill les flics.............

2025-04-27

: la nausée, la fatigue, la douleur
Moi : KILL la nausée, fuck la douleur et marry la fatigue.... pas top le mariage mais bon

Ehay2kEhay2k
2025-04-22

My daughter sent me this.

3 image collage. From left to right, there is a couch, labeled "Fuck", a picture of Usha Vance labeled "Marry" and a picture of the Pope with JD Vance labeled "Kill"
2025-04-20

: bleu, blanc, rouge

Moi : marry rouge fuck bleu kill blanc

2025-03-31

: Christina Cordula, Karine Le Marchand, Valérie Damidot

moi : fuck Christina, marry Valérie et kill Karine

2025-03-30

Crazy frog - René la Taupe - Pinocchio de la musique t'es cap pas cap

I ❤️‍🔥 Musiclaurenslater
2025-03-30

: Kavari, Blood Of Aza, Estoc

(I'd fuck BOA, marry Estoc, nd k*ll Kavari)

I ❤️‍🔥 Musiclaurenslater
2025-03-30

: Marseille, Bordeaux, Genève

(j'suis jamais allé à Bordeaux ni à Genève so I'd fuck Marseille, marry Marseille nd kill Marseille)

2023-06-04
2023-03-30

Shag - Marry - Avoid ??????

Shag - shag to skip the F word) - Brewmaster

Marry - Savory food chef

Avoid - Epilepsy (seizures cause so many additional problems)

What’s yours?

#shagmarryavoid #fuckmarrykill

ishotjr ✨💙✨💗✨ishotjr@chaos.social
2023-03-21

@North #FuckMarryKill but make it all Nick? 🤭 (@gella gets whichever one is left)

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